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This is my cool, bad ass, killer Anarchy tattoo I got at a party one night 20 years ago. I have been meaning to get it covered up for some time now, but I am The Master procrastinater.
Anyhow, my 11 year old cousin-in-law sees it and says, "Oh cool, you have a Criss Angel tattoo!".
After I regained conscienceness, I realized the time has come for me to get my tattoo covered.
I been thinking about covering it with a Celtic Cross. But what do you all think I should cover it up with?
Clickies for teh funny.
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Chance 171,275  14
09/23/2009 03:01 PM
What part of your body are we looking at?
Just wondering.
Nice Criss Angel tattoo.
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Gimme Gimme Shemp Treatment 22,222 17
09/23/2009 03:25 PM
Upper left arm, Chance.
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TheVelveTurd 6,553 10
09/23/2009 03:29 PM
Just finish out the pentagram. Easy and evil.
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Mighty Kind 36,184 48
09/23/2009 03:39 PM
I think you should cover it with boobs. Not a tattoo of boobs mind you, but actual boobies.
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Gimme Gimme Shemp Treatment 22,222 17
09/23/2009 04:40 PM
So far, Mighty Kind is in the lead.
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Mielke 1,482 6
09/23/2009 04:46 PM
I think you know someone having a boob removed......skin graph it on there and tell people its so you can keep a breast of things.
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Professor Fucksock 1,133 3
09/23/2009 05:07 PM
I like that tattoo, just get "Criss Angel is a Frosttard" tattooed underneath it.
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Pram 80,728 42
09/23/2009 05:15 PM
Make it into a Wino Foraver tattoo.
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Bean 8,607 19
09/23/2009 05:51 PM
If you say that the top outside holes are eyes, the middle of the A is a nose, and the bottom 3 holes are the mouth, you can have a jack o lantern tattoo.
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Thud 68,517 19
09/23/2009 06:25 PM
Have your tattooer just scribble all over it. Tell people you suffer from multiple-personality disorder and they can't agree on anything.
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Pubah 56,851 18
09/23/2009 07:51 PM
A Parrot? I got nothin
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Dogs Akimbo 211,609 32
09/23/2009 08:01 PM
Cover it with potato salad. Because, hey, who doesn't like potato salad?
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Reverend Dave Rodriguez 2,413 0
09/23/2009 08:40 PM
you could change it to a hairy set of balls. Then just add a dick swinging over your shoulder.
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Gimme Gimme Shemp Treatment 22,222 17
09/23/2009 10:48 PM
Hey, I got an A+....Once.
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Thud 68,517 19
09/23/2009 11:19 PM
And, we're done. Phla wins again.
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Frogpop 173,153 25
09/23/2009 11:46 PM
holy crap.
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Nachos 57,521 23
09/24/2009 05:50 AM
I been thinking about covering it with a Celtic Cross. But what do you all think I should cover it up with?
Something original.
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Pants 14,252 17
09/24/2009 03:45 PM
Whuuuu? A dancing placenta that's about to be cooked?
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Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
09/24/2009 03:58 PM
I was about to say that your past is what made you what you are today, and that you should embrace your past, even those parts of it that might now seem embarassing or shameful. But I didn't know who Chriss Angel was, so I did a little web search before I posted.
So, yeah, good luck with the coverup work. Get a Frost-ing goatse tattoo over that if you have to, but get it covered up. Don't get a Celtic cross, though, unless you are particularly Celtic and particularly Christian, or are a fireman. Otherwise you'll look like an Irish-American tool from Queens or South Boston. There are a lot of other cool Celtic designs in the Book of Kells. Maybe some knotwork (or is that passe now?).
This is my tattoo. I wanted something that would never go out of style.
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Pram 80,728 42
09/24/2009 04:01 PM
what do you all think I should cover it up with?
Duct tape.
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Pram 80,728 42 jÃ...«monji giri
09/24/2009 04:48 PM
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cycoivan 11,330 11
09/24/2009 07:38 PM
Whistler - Very nice, high five!
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Gimme Gimme Shemp Treatment 22,222 17 Sings
09/24/2009 10:00 PM
"The two-eyed, many tentacles, flying, greenish-yellowish, titanic testicled, people eater"
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Thud 68,517 19
09/24/2009 10:18 PM
FSM uber alles!
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Dogs Akimbo 211,609 32
09/24/2009 10:25 PM
Uber noodles.
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Pram 80,728 42
09/24/2009 10:38 PM
"and I've got the biggest, blag glip bler glack!"
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Pram 80,728 42 Stewie
09/25/2009 09:40 AM
Is that a prayer there, Ravos? Are you praying? Is that a little praying thing you did? You into prayers?
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