Shell Belle 77,143 25
09/27/2009 11:47 AM

You're scary. And disturbed.


You'll probably fit right in.

Pram 80,728 42
09/27/2009 01:08 PM

Can You Feel The Love Tonight, By Elton John
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There's a tense surrender, I have your legs splayed
When the heat of your rolling fat can be turned away
An enchanted moment, lying right on you
It's enough for this restless warrior just to blow some goo

And can you feel my pud tonight?
It is where you are
It's enough for this one-eyed plunderer
That you got this far
And can you feel my love tonight
glistening on your breast
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
leave a sticky mess

There's a time for everyone if they only learn
That the twisting kaleidoscope moves us all in turn
There's a rhyme and reason to the wild outdoors
When the heart of this star-crossed voyager beats in time with yours

And can you feel my pud tonight?
It is where you are
It's enough for this one-eyed plunderer
That you got this far
And can you feel my love tonight
glistening on your breast
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
leave a sticky mess

(5-Casio solo with a porta-mento envelope)
bah ba bwing, bwang bwing bwang bwung bwing,
bwang bwang bwing bwang bwong, bwong bwing bwang bwung
BWONG BWING BWUNG BWENG

It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
smack you with my puuuud

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
09/27/2009 01:37 PM

Tale as old as time
True as it can be
Bitch you stole my shtick
you are such a dick
anyone can see

Just a little whine
Small to say the least
why'd you steal my Shakespeare
I think you should quit
you are such a beast

Ever on your ass
I'll cut you down to size
Soon I know you'll see
That Chinese guy will be
jumping out to say "Supplies!"

Tale as old as time
Dumb ass you stole my song
Bittersweet tonight
you know that I'm right
you're learning you were wrong

Certain as the letter
that I soon will see
Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
He stole his shtick from me

Tale as old as time
Song as old as rhyme
He stole his shtick from MEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!







Great idea dude! How did you ever come up with that?

Gimme Gimme Shemp Treatment 22,222 17
09/27/2009 04:13 PM

I remember singing this as a kid, when I didnt even know what a regular Frost was, let alone a simulated Frost.

I dont remember if there are more words or what, that was way too many bong hits ago.




Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho.
We're off to a live sex show,
We pay 5 bucks,
for simulated Frosts.
Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho.

Pram 80,728 42
09/27/2009 04:17 PM

He stole his shtick from MEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Actually, Miracles had it first. She got it from Turblam.

(I know blam is not part of his name, but since no one can say it on this site, it might as well be).

Drowning Fish 222 4
09/28/2009 01:38 AM

Great idea dude! How did you ever come up with that?

I consulted my local battered wives shelter. Actually though, I really got the idea from a game my mom made up for my sister and me when we used to play Barbies. It was called "Suicide Barbies," and I think she was sad because she kept running into doors.

mmmm... battered wives... delicious

cycoivan 11,330 11
09/28/2009 02:38 AM

Be our guest, 1st verse (because the rest of the song ia really Frost-ing long)

Show your breasts
Show your breasts
Put my eyeballs to the test
I'm right outside your window lady
You can do the rest
You're not a whore
and not a bore
I'm getting stiff out here for sure
Black silky bra, yeah that's delicious
You're fullfilling all my wishes
Do your thing
Drop your pants
Mmm, a garter belt from France
Please dear god take of the rest
Everything's on the menu
Your bedroom is my venue
Show your breasts
Yes, your breasts
There's your breasts!