Frogpop 173,153 25
10/02/2009 03:15 AM

Take it to HouseOfFrostsock.

Professor Fucksock 1,133 3
10/02/2009 04:47 AM

To see conversations you have to click on one of the other links then select 'view everything'. Then since the default is 'most viewed' new additions have to be seen by selecting 'most recent'.. Kind of takes away the LIVE aspect of it all.. What's happening? Is john trying to get rid of ZUG live altogether? He's virtually done that anyway.. If it aint broke, don't fix it..

John Hargrave 128,751 73
10/02/2009 04:53 AM

You can also bookmark http://www.zug.com/live/.

Or better yet, set it as your homepage.

We're trying it this way for a while, if it doesn't work we can always change it back.

Professor Fucksock 1,133 3
10/02/2009 04:59 AM

THE NEW SYSTEM DOESN'T WORK! Also, why would I want to have ZUG as my homepage?? True, it's one of my favourite sites (more so before the 'improvements') but I like to search for other sites so I'll just stick with Google thankyouverymuch.

Pants 14,252 17
10/02/2009 05:33 AM

Over the years I've honestly grown to appreciate John's tolerance of inane questions from less than professional sources and I have to say that this thread is a fine example of such exercise.

Mielke 1,482 6
10/02/2009 07:12 AM

The Frost-ing nerve of this man to try something different to improve this free website.We should all track him down and cover him in gravy and feed him to wild pigs.


The last way was good but I have bookmarked live so I can live with this way but over all thanks for the platform for which I can make an ass of my self for free!

MungChamp 35,891 35
10/02/2009 07:23 AM

Lets lay John out on my kitchen spread eagle, put warming KY on the marble floor, tie my cats tail to a bowling ball and try and play Bowling for Hargrave. The winner hits his balloon knot the most times consecutively. That ought to piss off my neighbors.

Wait, what thread am I in?

PorterHouse Steak 477 4
10/02/2009 07:38 AM

NOTICE
Change on Zug

Thank You For Noticing
This New Notice

Your Noticing It Has
Been Noted

And Will Be Reported
To The Authorities

PorterHouse Steak 477 4
10/02/2009 07:39 AM

OH GOD! HOW DID THIS GET HERE!
I am not good with computer.

Raggedy Ann & Ravos 63,472 21
10/02/2009 07:40 AM

And the professor was never seen again...

cycoivan 11,330 11
10/02/2009 08:08 AM

Maybe he's trying the "you must be this smart to post" policy. I.E. if you can't figure out where the conversations went, you can't post.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
10/02/2009 08:10 AM

We're trying it this way for a while, if it doesn't work we can always change it back.

You know John, since we're trying new things, can you install an anti-Frostsock button? If it doesn't work, we can always go back to bashing the hell out of the dipShakespeare til he leaves.

MungChamp 35,891 35
10/02/2009 08:26 AM

I like the new changes!

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
10/02/2009 09:09 AM

Maybe he's trying the "you must be this smart to post" policy. I.E. if you can't figure out where the conversations went, you can't post.


No that's not it. You can be as dumb as you want. We're running remedial ZuG classes in the evenings. If you want to sign up, just e-mail me. Grace and Alarm Clock are already in.

Shell Belle 77,143 25
10/02/2009 09:15 AM

Yeah, what's going on, John? Why can't you make Zug so that it serves me my coffee in the morning? Or gives me a full body massage, complete with happy ending?

Of course, I've only been using this site for mere months, and provide no financial support for it, but why can't you make it perfect for me?

I'm going to sit here and hold my breath until you make everything the way I want it.

KChillie 128,446 98
10/02/2009 09:16 AM

Mung, that looks like you have John's head on a stick and are trying to make it talk.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
10/02/2009 09:55 AM

I heard John gave Zug some Quaaludes and Champaign and then he stuck his pee-pee in Zug's butt when Zug was only 13.

But he once won a Webbie so we should totally forgive him.

MungChamp 35,891 35
10/02/2009 09:57 AM

I can make John a turd sandwich too!

Professor Fucksock 1,133 3
10/02/2009 10:43 AM

Clicking on ZUG live used to be a bit like walking into a Mental hospital pub with lot's of interesting stuff going on.. You know, walking from table to table joining interesting topics.. Now it's lost that feeling.. Whilst I appreciate all the links to different bits (articles, pics etc) and I'm not so stupid as to wonder where the conversations have gone, the link to ZUG live with everything there (in order of most recent) should still be there..
I swear to god if John farted on his keyboard most of you would give him 5 clickies...

The Mailman 176,467 56
10/02/2009 10:56 AM

To see conversations you have to click on one of the other links then select 'view everything'. Then since the default is 'most viewed' new additions have to be seen by selecting 'most recent'.

This new way to show the content doesn't suck. It is a great feature designed to make it harder for retards like yourself to realize that there is a conversation board on ZUG, in addition to capcons and articles.

The only thing that is wrong with this feature is that it was put in place after you first stumbled upon ZUG.

Professor Fucksock 1,133 3
10/02/2009 11:01 AM

I already know how to do all that, what's that brown stuff on your nose?

Gimme Gimme Shemp Treatment 22,222 17
10/02/2009 11:03 AM

I swear to god if John farted on his keyboard most of you would give him 5 clickies...pass the keyboard around like a joint, deeply inhaling John's stink of the day.

Professor Fucksock 1,133 3
10/02/2009 11:07 AM

Side-Splitting
1,000,000 Votes
John Hargrave
Parp!

Gonzo 20,522 17
10/02/2009 11:12 AM

John doesn't fart! He emits a pleasant scent reminiscent of potpourri, bread baking, and pumpkin pie. This aroma does not come from His GI tract, since, as a Perfect-Being-In-Every-Way(tm), John does not have one. It comes from a pair of glands composed primarily of candy, situated on either side of His collarbone.

Now, pleas stop criticizing Him, as he may will you not to exist, and it would be your own fault. Or not, I guess, because you wouldn't exist.

Professor Fucksock 1,133 3
10/02/2009 11:17 AM

Rectum-Splitting
9,000,000,062 Votes
John Hargrave
I've just shat on the keyboard..

Just Ravos 63,472 21
10/02/2009 11:19 AM

Zug was ruined way before John came here.

Gimme Gimme Shemp Treatment 22,222 17
10/02/2009 11:19 AM

Jealous much?

Gimme Gimme Shemp Treatment 22,222 17
10/02/2009 11:21 AM

Frostsock is either jealous of John, or Frostsock has a wicked man-crush on John.

Professor Fucksock 1,133 3
10/02/2009 11:28 AM

It's hard to be jealous or have a crush on someone I've never met & also, in which part of your tiny mind did you get the idea that me twisting about the site changes constitutes jealousy or a crush?

Mighty Kind 36,184 48
10/02/2009 11:28 AM

Frostsock is either jealous of John, or Frostsock has a wicked man-crush on John.

Who says they have to be mutually exclusive?

A B C Easy as 1 2 Lobstah 18,572 33 dances naked on the foose-ball table, throwing ping pong balls at others in the thread
10/02/2009 11:28 AM

OH NO! It's a fugu fish! swim away! FUUUUGUUUUU!

Professor Fucksock 1,133 3
10/02/2009 11:35 AM

I aint afraid of no Fugu...

Gimme Gimme Shemp Treatment 22,222 17
10/02/2009 11:38 AM

It's hard to be jealous or have a crush on someone I've never met & also, in which part of your tiny mind did you get the idea that me twisting about the site changes constitutes jealousy or a crush?

Because you wont stop bitching about it. You cry about it on at least 3 seperate threads.

Sniffle sniffle. John is mean, he changed ZUG, sob-sob, John gets all the clickies, sniffle-sob. You guys would click John if he shat on your cat. Sob-sniffle-cry-sob-sniffle. I wish I was John, or at least John's underware.


which part of your tiny mind did you get the idea

I'd say the portion of my mind that keeps me from crying and bitching in 3 seperate threads about what John does or doesnt do.

Mighty Kind 36,184 48 catches ping pong ball
10/02/2009 11:38 AM

Wow that was some good distance? You got an air compressor in there too?

A B C Easy as 1 2 Lobstah 18,572 33
10/02/2009 11:41 AM

Reference to my insanity:







All that plus vodka, before noon, even.

Professor Fucksock 1,133 3
10/02/2009 12:05 PM

Shemp: blah blah blah jealous blah blah blah crush blah blah tiny mind blah blah 3 separate threads...
Translation: I'm stalking you Professor Frostsock..

cycoivan 11,330 11
10/02/2009 01:03 PM

Shun the non-believer! Shun! Shun!

Gimme Gimme Shemp Treatment 22,222 17 Lurking in the bushes outside Frostsock's window. With a pair binoculars, a gallon KY warming lube, a kitchen knife, a bottle of wine, a box of extra wide Magnum condoms, and a book of poems by Larry Flint.
10/02/2009 01:17 PM

Translation: I'm stalking you Professor Frostsock..



Not-uh.

Bill the Squirrel 53,270 54
10/02/2009 01:22 PM

You forgot the bowling ball and Mungs cat.

Gimme Gimme Shemp Treatment 22,222 17
10/02/2009 01:28 PM

You forgot the bowling ball and Mungs cat.


I had to leave those two things in the car, with the wine coolers and the bag of roofies.

Dianada 57,835 109
10/02/2009 10:49 PM

Body massage.

cycoivan 11,330 11
10/02/2009 10:56 PM

John doesn't fart! He emits a pleasant scent reminiscent of potpourri, bread baking, and pumpkin pie.

Actually John's farts smell like soap. I hear since the All-Natural experiment he eats a bar of Burt's Bees soap every night to clear out the ol' GI tract.

Now MY farts on the other hand....well let's just say if I farted on my keyboard after taco night it'd be funny as hell, because I'd burn a hole right through it.

rendevousconreece 106 4
10/02/2009 11:31 PM

Mr. Frostsock did state his complaints in a fairly obnoxious manner, but he does have a point. It's kinda of a minor annoyance. Anyway though, let it go: all of ya.

Ali Legend 844 7
10/03/2009 06:14 AM

I just type in zug.com/live.

Seriously, those extra 5 buttons I have to press are really gonna give me a heart-attack.

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,348 4
10/03/2009 08:28 AM

I was going to say to just add the "/live" extension if you have it bookmarked. It's basically the same as a live button refresh if you have it in a bookmark toolbar... but check this out instead!



Ravos' name looks like a house!

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,348 4
10/03/2009 08:56 AM

Did anyone ever think this format might keep out some of the spammers and dumbFrosts who just pass through, write an "attaboy" or something stupider, and leave? It can also trick people who wander into this site back the homepage, giving John the prank based exposure he seems to want for the site. Again, my post turns itself to something more important.

Do not sign up for Whistler's class! He just flat out ignored PG the whole time and wouldn't stop staring at me. Then he sent her out in the hall to "hall monitor" supposedly, and insisted that he check me for worms. You know, to be healthy. Then he also demanded to check to make sure I was going potty correctly and said he needed to check by "squeezing my pee-pee" to make sure it all got out. He said he could only make sure by using it like a straw and sucking real hard to see if he could taste any. He said I wouldn't be funny if I told anyone about it, but something just felt awkward about it.

Whistler P. McManus 186,130 44
10/03/2009 09:32 PM

I may be many things, but a person with bad taste is not one of them.

Just Ravos 63,472 21
10/05/2009 09:33 AM

Ravos' name looks like a house!

I'm a brick.....HOUSE.

A B C Easy as 1 2 Lobstah 18,572 33
10/05/2009 11:35 AM

I'm glad you think my boyfriend is good taste then, Whistler.

Yuoaman 123 6
10/05/2009 12:14 PM

It's not so bad, at least give it a chance.

cycoivan 11,330 11
10/05/2009 02:23 PM

It's not so bad, at least give it a chance.

What is? The new site design or getting molested by Whistler? I'm confused.

Fillypants 39,193 20
10/05/2009 04:37 PM

I miss mahas.

Fillypants 39,193 20
10/05/2009 04:39 PM

Threads like these make me miss mahas.

Fillypants 39,193 20
10/05/2009 04:40 PM

mother-Froster. That wasn't supposed to happen at all.

FIX IT JOHN, FIX IT!

Pants 14,252 17
10/05/2009 04:44 PM

Yeah but the mahas scare off all the little Shakespeares that will purchase weight loss pills and dick cream from John's site.

Yuoaman 123 6
10/06/2009 12:11 PM

What is? The new site design or getting molested by Whistler? I'm confused.

*wink*