Disturban Dictionary
A challenge
by Madness | 10/05/2009 05:06 PM | 638 views
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The goal here my friends is to find the most disturbing definitions to be found on Urban Dictionary, which is better known as Wikipedia for 14 year olds.
I shall start with a fetid pair that are easily the strangest I've come across.
Sneaky Russian
"When you Frost a girl until she dies then you cover her in vodka and chocolate syrup then light her on fire and throw her off a cliff into a playground."
QUABBING A TWAB
"When your having sex with a seal and the seal poops out a baby seal, so you hit it with a shovel. Then, you hit the mother in the head with a shovel for being such a dumb seal and continue to bone her. After your done, you poop on her."
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PorterHouse Steak
10/05/2009 05:14 PM
It's odd that Wikipedia doesn't have anything on Sneaky Russian. What are your sources?
oh yea...FIRST
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PorterHouse Steak
10/05/2009 05:15 PM
I like to post things without reading the entire thing before. I feel smart now.
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Chuckleworthy
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Yuoaman
10/05/2009 07:06 PM
Well what is it called if I use gin instead of vodka?
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Chuckleworthy
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Pram
10/05/2009 11:47 PM
But Wikipedia is also written by 14 year olds...
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Pram
10/05/2009 11:59 PM
Heh.
". sneaker
A secondary name for a condom.
"Dayum baby, my dick needs a sneaker before runnin' your marathon."
BWA HA HA HA
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Pants
10/06/2009 12:07 AM
"Dayum baby, my dick needs a sneaker before runnin' your marathon."
How about...
"Daym baby, my Shakespeare needs a sneaker beefoe we kick it."
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Pram
10/06/2009 12:46 AM
Brilliant.
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Mielke
10/06/2009 03:15 AM
"Daym baby, my Shakespeare needs a sneaker beefoe we kick it."
Hey Pants if your ass doesn't have a sneaker then you can keep it yo......Pants!?
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Madness
10/06/2009 04:40 PM
You guys suck at this contest. Here, have another.
Monkey Puzzle
Also known as a black transvestite - one that is very feminine and suited to the transvestual environment wearing a lot of, but not excessive make-up. Can be very confusing to a Briggsy when plied with alcohol. This term can also be applied when observing a wealthy black individual who has made his wealth legally.
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PorterHouse Steak
10/06/2009 04:45 PM
You guys suck at this contest
Well I cannot speak for everyone, but for those of us that have jobs dealing with Government Agencies, the Urban Dictionary is blocked on our computers at work.
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Madness
10/06/2009 04:48 PM
Odd that they would leave Zug unblocked. The firewall at my workplace blocks pretty much anything awesome other than Zug.
Welp, I posted my Write Like Maddox article which ruthlessly rails on customers from a work computer so I suppose if I haven't been fired yet they don't actually care.
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Hilarious
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cycoivan
10/06/2009 05:29 PM
For the gross one I found:
Port Alberni
Verb: when one lays on their shoulders and squeezes out a diarrhea Shakespeare and has it land on ones own face
and then for further evidence that UD is written by 12 year olds:
Ashley Dunn
Someone who is not only a dirty whore but also smells like Shakespeare. Once she opens her legs, a foul fishy stench comes out which is enough to kill any boner. Her only way of getting some is to get them drunk, and corner them so they have no choice.
She is also trailor trash, never showers, and wears clothes that she wore since the 5th grade. She is basically a classless whore who is in constant denial about what EVERYONE thinks about her.
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A B C Easy as 1 2 Lobstah
10/07/2009 12:40 AM
Port Alberni
Verb: when one lays on their shoulders and squeezes out a diarrhea Shakespeare and has it land on ones own face
Better known by us classy folks as "Tubgirl" NSFW
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