Pants 14,203 17
10/05/2009 03:02 PM

Perfect fishy name: Cooter

MungChamp 35,886 35
10/05/2009 03:02 PM

Trae

I assumed you meant legs instead of fins and fish is just a euphemism.

Yuoaman 123 6
10/05/2009 03:08 PM

Zippy

Just because.

The Mailman 174,473 52
10/05/2009 03:11 PM

"Drowning."

Redwing 3,647 30
10/05/2009 03:18 PM

That's the saddest looking fish I've ever seen. Call him Bob Bummer.

cycoivan 11,324 11
10/05/2009 03:33 PM

They call him MISTER Bubbles.

Thud 66,674 17
10/05/2009 05:08 PM

Dick.

Tell people you named him after Cheney, not due to any passing resemblance to anything else.

cakes and ale 2,403 6
10/05/2009 05:18 PM

Fluffy

Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
10/05/2009 06:14 PM

Fat Daughter.

Mielke 1,480 5
10/05/2009 06:27 PM

He looks like a bottom feeder........name him EX-boyfriend!

Dr. Shempenstein's Monster 22,212 16
10/05/2009 11:28 PM

Name him Hargrave.


Or



Pablo.

Mielke 1,480 5
10/05/2009 11:32 PM

Name him Hargrave.

Why does he like to move around all the Shakespeare in your fish tank ...so that you can't find them.

Dr. Shempenstein's Monster 22,212 16
10/05/2009 11:53 PM

Name him Abe Vidoga, or just Vidoga

Dr. Shempenstein's Monster 22,212 16
10/05/2009 11:58 PM

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

Did you guess which thing was not like the others?
Did you guess which thing just doesn't belong?
If you guessed this one is not like the others,
Then you're absolutely...right!

Chit 178,025 15
10/06/2009 01:14 AM

How about Toby?

You know...Toby the Goby.

Okay, I'll go away again.

Just Ravos 62,329 20
10/06/2009 07:25 AM

Maximillian VIII

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
10/06/2009 07:29 AM

Don't name him.

In my fish keeping experience, I found that named fish are eight times as likely to die as those without names.


Also, you feel guilty about eating the ones with names.

Just Ravos 62,329 20
10/06/2009 07:44 AM

Hitler II

Shell Belle 76,615 24
10/06/2009 08:17 AM

Name him Tango.


Kchicki is the only one who will understand this. We have our own secret society.

Just Ravos 62,329 20
10/06/2009 08:36 AM

Dinner

Gonzo 20,504 16
10/06/2009 09:31 AM

The Right Reverand Gobinald Swimmybottom-Finklestein, Jr., The First.

He's fine, piescine, and knows his wine. He's a gentleman to the ladies, and a fish to the humans. If you're lucky, he'll let you call him 'Gob'.

He's one baaaaddd mutha-f....

Bill the Squirrel 53,128 53
10/06/2009 09:37 AM

The Incredible Mr. Limpit?

KChillie 124,270 89
10/06/2009 09:42 AM

Off to go buy him some BLOODWORMS! Muwahahahaha!!!

Just Ravos 62,329 20
10/06/2009 09:59 AM

You can call him Ravos, that way when I hit on you and get rejected, I don't get offended by assuming I disgust you, I'll just assume it's the fish.

Madness 4,360 10
10/06/2009 12:41 PM

Minister of Bubblytown

Dr. Shempenstein's Monster 22,212 16
10/06/2009 02:11 PM

Dicky Moe.

the fun in disfunctional 1,970 6
10/06/2009 02:38 PM

Bait

Finley

JC II (Jacques Cousteau II)

Jaws

Nemo

Just Ravos 62,329 20
10/06/2009 02:40 PM

KFishy

Professor Fucksock 1,133 3
10/06/2009 04:00 PM

Call him Slappy McFurburger

A B C Easy as 1 2 Lobstah 17,419 30
10/06/2009 09:19 PM

FSH!

A B C Easy as 1 2 Lobstah 17,419 30
10/06/2009 09:21 PM

A punchline AND a KoL answer to one of the crazy challenges. (I think it's the Lord Spookyraven one, but I could be wrong. it's been a minute since I played.)

Reverend Dave Rodriguez 2,413 0
10/06/2009 09:40 PM

I ate the fish. Contest over.

Manhole 20,243 26
10/06/2009 10:13 PM

Specimen 42.

Frogpop 173,113 25
10/06/2009 11:20 PM

I had the same idea as Chit.