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Name my Fish!
An idea challenge by KChillie 50,423 11
10/05/2009 11:54 PM 712 views

Yesterday I bought a new fishie! He looks like "The Creature From The Deep"!



He's a Dragon Goby and I need a name for him!

On a side note, this morning when I went to feed the fishies, I turned on the light in the tank and he was hiding in an arch. When he saw me, he lunged out with his fins spread wide like he was going to eat me alive! Then, he turned tail and fled into hiding. (I'd just woken up, so I don't blame him.)

What do I name him??

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34 Comments (Funniest: Shell Belle,The Mailman,Frogpop)


Amusing 2 votes 1.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844678
Pants 12,163 13
10/06/2009 12:02 AM

Perfect fishy name: Cooter

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844679
MungChamp 22,573 16
10/06/2009 12:02 AM

Trae

I assumed you meant legs instead of fins and fish is just a euphemism.

 

Amusing 2 votes 1.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844681
Yuoaman 98 1
10/06/2009 12:08 AM

Zippy

Just because.

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844682
The Mailman 130,715 14
10/06/2009 12:11 AM

"Drowning."

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844687
Redwing 1,935 10
10/06/2009 12:18 AM

That's the saddest looking fish I've ever seen. Call him Bob Bummer.

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844690
cycoivan 9,038 6
10/06/2009 12:33 AM

They call him MISTER Bubbles.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844706
Thud 53,119 10
10/06/2009 02:08 AM

Dick.

Tell people you named him after Cheney, not due to any passing resemblance to anything else.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844707
cakes and ale 2,137 4
10/06/2009 02:18 AM

Fluffy

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844713
Professor Nutbutter 150,834 14
10/06/2009 03:14 AM

Fat Daughter.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844714
Mielke 1,438 3
10/06/2009 03:27 AM

He looks like a bottom feeder........name him EX-boyfriend!

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844748
Dr. Shempenstein's Monster 16,478 9
10/06/2009 08:28 AM

Name him Hargrave.


Or



Pablo.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844752
Mielke 1,438 3
10/06/2009 08:32 AM

Name him Hargrave.

Why does he like to move around all the Shakespeare in your fish tank ...so that you can't find them.

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844754
Dr. Shempenstein's Monster 16,478 9
10/06/2009 08:53 AM

Name him Abe Vidoga, or just Vidoga



 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844755
Dr. Shempenstein's Monster 16,478 9
10/06/2009 08:58 AM



One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

Did you guess which thing was not like the others?
Did you guess which thing just doesn't belong?
If you guessed this one is not like the others,
Then you're absolutely...right!

 

Funny 7 votes 3.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844756
Chit 163,898 10
10/06/2009 10:14 AM

How about Toby?

You know...Toby the Goby.

Okay, I'll go away again.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844770
Just Ravos 34,353 10
10/06/2009 04:25 PM

Maximillian VIII

 

Funny 6 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844771
Whistler P. McManus 141,410 23
10/06/2009 04:29 PM

Don't name him.

In my fish keeping experience, I found that named fish are eight times as likely to die as those without names.


Also, you feel guilty about eating the ones with names.

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844773
Just Ravos 34,353 10
10/06/2009 04:44 PM

Hitler II

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844776
Shell Belle 31,365 9
10/06/2009 05:17 PM

Name him Tango.


Kchicki is the only one who will understand this. We have our own secret society.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844778
Just Ravos 34,353 10
10/06/2009 05:36 PM

Dinner

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844782
Gonzo 17,604 12
10/06/2009 06:31 PM

The Right Reverand Gobinald Swimmybottom-Finklestein, Jr., The First.

He's fine, piescine, and knows his wine. He's a gentleman to the ladies, and a fish to the humans. If you're lucky, he'll let you call him 'Gob'.

He's one baaaaddd mutha-f....

 

Funny 6 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844784
Bill the Squirrel 25,504 8
10/06/2009 06:37 PM



The Incredible Mr. Limpit?

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844785
KChillie 50,423 11
10/06/2009 06:42 PM

Off to go buy him some BLOODWORMS! Muwahahahaha!!!

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844786
Just Ravos 34,353 10
10/06/2009 06:59 PM

You can call him Ravos, that way when I hit on you and get rejected, I don't get offended by assuming I disgust you, I'll just assume it's the fish.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844836
Madness 1,400 5
10/06/2009 09:41 PM

Minister of Bubblytown

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844864
Dr. Shempenstein's Monster 16,478 9
10/06/2009 11:11 PM

Dicky Moe.

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844870
the fun in disfunctional 807 4
10/06/2009 11:38 PM

Bait

Finley

JC II (Jacques Cousteau II)

Jaws

Nemo

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844871
Just Ravos 34,353 10
10/06/2009 11:40 PM

KFishy

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844887
Professor Fucksock 1,080 3
10/07/2009 01:00 AM

Call him Slappy McFurburger

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844937
A B C Easy as 1 2 Lobstah 9,793 9
10/07/2009 06:19 AM

FSH!

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844938
A B C Easy as 1 2 Lobstah 9,793 9
10/07/2009 06:21 AM

A punchline AND a KoL answer to one of the crazy challenges. (I think it's the Lord Spookyraven one, but I could be wrong. it's been a minute since I played.)

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844944
Reverend Dave Rodriguez 2,330 0
10/07/2009 06:40 AM

I ate the fish. Contest over.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844951
Manhole 7,836 8
10/07/2009 07:13 AM

Specimen 42.

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844956
Frogpop 155,643 12
10/07/2009 08:20 AM

I had the same idea as Chit.