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Name my Fish!
A challenge by KChillie | 10/05/2009 06:54 PM | 645 views
Yesterday I bought a new fishie! He looks like "The Creature From The Deep"!



He's a Dragon Goby and I need a name for him!

On a side note, this morning when I went to feed the fishies, I turned on the light in the tank and he was hiding in an arch. When he saw me, he lunged out with his fins spread wide like he was going to eat me alive! Then, he turned tail and fled into hiding. (I'd just woken up, so I don't blame him.)

What do I name him??

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34 Comments (Funniest: Shell Belle,Frogpop,The Mailman)

Amusing 2 votes 1.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844678
Pants
10/05/2009 07:02 PM

Perfect fishy name: Cooter



Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844679
MungChamp
10/05/2009 07:02 PM

Trae

I assumed you meant legs instead of fins and fish is just a euphemism.



Amusing 2 votes 1.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844681
Yuoaman
10/05/2009 07:08 PM

Zippy

Just because.



Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844682
The Mailman
10/05/2009 07:11 PM

"Drowning."



Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844687
Redwing
10/05/2009 07:18 PM

That's the saddest looking fish I've ever seen. Call him Bob Bummer.



Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844690
cycoivan
10/05/2009 07:33 PM

They call him MISTER Bubbles.



  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844706
Thud
10/05/2009 09:08 PM

Dick.

Tell people you named him after Cheney, not due to any passing resemblance to anything else.



Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844707
cakes and ale
10/05/2009 09:18 PM

Fluffy



Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844713
Professor Nutbutter
10/05/2009 10:14 PM

Fat Daughter.



Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844714
Mielke
10/05/2009 10:27 PM

He looks like a bottom feeder........name him EX-boyfriend!



  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844748
Dr. Shempenstein's Monster
10/06/2009 03:28 AM

Name him Hargrave.


Or



Pablo.



Funny 3 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844752
Mielke
10/06/2009 03:32 AM

Name him Hargrave.

Why does he like to move around all the Shakespeare in your fish tank ...so that you can't find them.



Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844754
Dr. Shempenstein's Monster
10/06/2009 03:53 AM

Name him Abe Vidoga, or just Vidoga





  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844755
Dr. Shempenstein's Monster
10/06/2009 03:58 AM



One of these things is not like the others, One of these things just doesn't belong, Can you tell which thing is not like the others By the time I finish my song? Did you guess which thing was not like the others? Did you guess which thing just doesn't belong? If you guessed this one is not like the others, Then you're absolutely...right!



Funny 7 votes 3.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844756
Chit
10/06/2009 05:14 AM

How about Toby?

You know...Toby the Goby.

Okay, I'll go away again.



  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844770
Just Ravos
10/06/2009 11:25 AM

Maximillian VIII



Funny 6 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844771
Whistler P. McManus
10/06/2009 11:29 AM

Don't name him.

In my fish keeping experience, I found that named fish are eight times as likely to die as those without names.


Also, you feel guilty about eating the ones with names.



Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844773
Just Ravos
10/06/2009 11:44 AM

Hitler II



Hilarious 3 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844776
Shell Belle
10/06/2009 12:17 PM

Name him Tango.


Kchicki is the only one who will understand this. We have our own secret society.



  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844778
Just Ravos
10/06/2009 12:36 PM

Dinner



Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844782
Gonzo
10/06/2009 01:31 PM

The Right Reverand Gobinald Swimmybottom-Finklestein, Jr., The First.

He's fine, piescine, and knows his wine. He's a gentleman to the ladies, and a fish to the humans. If you're lucky, he'll let you call him 'Gob'.

He's one baaaaddd mutha-f....



Funny 6 votes 3.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844784
Bill the Squirrel
10/06/2009 01:37 PM



The Incredible Mr. Limpit?



Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844785
KChillie
10/06/2009 01:42 PM

Off to go buy him some BLOODWORMS! Muwahahahaha!!!



  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844786
Just Ravos
10/06/2009 01:59 PM

You can call him Ravos, that way when I hit on you and get rejected, I don't get offended by assuming I disgust you, I'll just assume it's the fish.



  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844836
Madness
10/06/2009 04:41 PM

Minister of Bubblytown



  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844864
Dr. Shempenstein's Monster
10/06/2009 06:11 PM

Dicky Moe.



  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844870
the fun in disfunctional
10/06/2009 06:38 PM

Bait

Finley

JC II (Jacques Cousteau II)

Jaws

Nemo



Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844871
Just Ravos
10/06/2009 06:40 PM

KFishy



  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844887
Professor Fucksock
10/06/2009 08:00 PM

Call him Slappy McFurburger



  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844937
A B C Easy as 1 2 Lobstah
10/07/2009 01:19 AM

FSH!



  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844938
A B C Easy as 1 2 Lobstah
10/07/2009 01:21 AM

A punchline AND a KoL answer to one of the crazy challenges. (I think it's the Lord Spookyraven one, but I could be wrong. it's been a minute since I played.)



  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844944
Reverend Dave Rodriguez
10/07/2009 01:40 AM

I ate the fish. Contest over.



Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844951
Manhole
10/07/2009 02:13 AM

Specimen 42.



Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1844956
Frogpop
10/07/2009 03:20 AM

I had the same idea as Chit.


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