cycoivan 11,330 11
10/06/2009 11:50 AM

I like to spank it in the bathroom on the empty floor in the building. Thank god for iPhone porn.

PorterHouse Steak 477 4
10/06/2009 11:53 AM

AWSOME! I think I'll go try it, except that our Bathroom Smells like rotting flesh now to the point that my body will not even allow me to use that specific facility any more.

Yuoaman 123 6
10/06/2009 11:56 AM

Draw a treasure map, and drop it in the men's room?

cycoivan 11,330 11
10/06/2009 11:59 AM

AWSOME! I think I'll go try it, except that our Bathroom Smells like rotting flesh now to the point that my body will not even allow me to use that specific facility any more.

I don't mind the rotting smell in our bathroom too much because it's usually coming from me. My beef strong!

Snappahed 943 8
10/07/2009 03:28 AM

Spice your time up at work by completing these dares. Maybe you'll upset someone enough to jump off the building...or get fired.

Just Ravos 63,472 21
10/07/2009 07:19 AM

Or get fired off the side of the building.

PorterHouse Steak 477 4
10/07/2009 07:22 AM

Or get fired off the side of the building.

Our building is underground...

Just Ravos 63,472 21
10/07/2009 07:23 AM

So getting fired off the side of it with a giant pneumatic drill.

cycoivan 11,330 11
10/07/2009 08:36 AM

You could look up names of coworkers/inmates for Whistler's name challenge. I've found some interesting things. There is 60 Dicks who are/were incarcerated and only 50 Gays, so the Gays have plenty of Dicks to choose from.

Another thing that I did not know is that a lot of Dicks (at least the ones in jail) are Native American. That's just weird.

Mielke 1,482 6
10/07/2009 08:54 AM

Try to invent some sort of stupid human feat of strength task...like lying in the parking lot being a speed bump....then when questioned by your boss just tell him that Obama said "Yes we can".Then ask him to join you.

PorterHouse Steak 477 4
10/07/2009 09:23 AM

Try to invent some sort of stupid human feat of strength task

I tried to do something like that once by trying to ride a motorcycle without a helmet and wreck without getting hurt. It was a Epic Failure in my Choices of what to do.

Reverendhongry - Omniscrotent 303 6
10/07/2009 12:06 PM

Hotspot Shield.

There's a good chance your work isn't blocking their servers. You can use it to tunnel out to whatever you want.

KChillie 128,446 98
10/07/2009 12:29 PM

And you'll download 42 viruses while you're there! BONUS!

Cruz : Mostly he comes at night ... 9,993 12
10/07/2009 12:54 PM

Just do what you used to do at school, cut a whole in the pocket of your trousers, reach on in there and placy pocket pool to your hearts content.

It's even more fun with a stapler jammed up your ass ... I'm told.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,330 11
10/07/2009 12:56 PM

Make sure you tell your friendly IT person you're trying to use a proxy tunnel so they can cut off your damn fingers.

I also work in the gov't, Websense is the de facto filter for most places and they have anything that tries to use a proxy blocked, including Hotspot Shield.

What also makes me laugh is that while we have a pretty strong web filter, we use Symantec as a virus tool, which if you know anything about Antivirus tools, is a Frost-ing joke.

My advice for blocked sites? Get a smartphone and use that browser or tether it to a laptop, don't try getting around the filter as all that Shakespeare is logged and can be used against you if the Shakespeare it's the fan.

Porterhouse the Decaying-Jumbledgut 477 4
10/22/2009 11:23 AM

well I just got a different higher paying job with the government and they keep me busy as Frost now. I don't hardly have time for you Frosters any more, which makes me sad now. I like messin with you Frosters.

Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 56,851 18
10/22/2009 11:41 AM

Here's a way to make the day go by faster...BE Productive!