My last job had a Susan Lutz, which is not a bad name, but due to our naming convention she became slutz. On top of that her e-mail address became slutz@companyname.com. She had to call us to get it changed because it kept getting blocked by e-mail servers.
Also my wife's side of the family has the last name of Deich, which unfortunately is pronounced "Dyke". Of course the worst name out of the bunch is her late uncle Butch. Tragically he died in a motorcycle accident. You should be careful with Deichs on bikes.
I don't have proof (he died 15 years ago and my wife doesn't have the newspaper article) so you'll just have to take my word on it.
I concur, Batman bin Superman is Frost-ing awesome.
After going through about a third of the users at work, I've found the following (mildly) funny names:
Paula Armentrout (she must like fisting)
El-Hajjmailik Brickhouse (you have no idea how hard it is to burst into song when he calls in)
Robyn Dogs (although I don't know how you'd do that. Dogs don't have pockets)
and the tandem of Denim, Levi, and Tee Jay Aho. Their parents are a bunch of Aho's to saddle their kids with those dumbass names.
Mr. Smith: So give it to me straight Doc, do I have the clap?
Dr: Well, Mr. Smith you have what we call Dick Trickle. Its a herpes type virus, not entirely unlike Disco Balls. Just take these penicillin and it should clear up in a few weeks.
There was an old Taiwanese tech at a company I used to work at and everyone called him Patrick Poon. I knew that he had adopted a more american name when he came over so I asked him what his real name was.
He was very reluctant to tell me, but I bugged him everyday until he gave in and told me his name.
I call fat daughter on Mike Litoris. He made that up when they interviewed him. I was once on the local news and I told them my name was Mike Oxbig. Unfortunately, they didn't have DVR's or VCR's back then.
One hospital I worked at had doctors by the names of Dr. Dye and Dr. Posthumous. One was a surgeon and one was in internal medicine.
They would call for them over the intercom: "Dr. Dye, Dr. Posthumous. Dr. Dye, Dr. Posthumous to..." whatever location they heading for so they could terrorize the patients.
A birth announcement in the local newspaper. Sorry no documentation as it was several years ago. Woman had 3 children Latoya, Tonesha and the latest arrival Latrina. Poor kid.
Wish I had proof, but a few years ago I was visiting one of our offices in Eastern Europe with work. One of the ladies there was called Ivana Fukualova.