Adolph Hitler Campbell, and his sisters Honszlynn Hinnler Jeannie and JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article5358489.ece

Thanks Mom and Dad!

How about this:



Also:

The Fagot and I will be back in two and two.


Sorry, I couldn't resist.

B.J. Johnson-Farmer

My last job had a Susan Lutz, which is not a bad name, but due to our naming convention she became slutz. On top of that her e-mail address became slutz@companyname.com. She had to call us to get it changed because it kept getting blocked by e-mail servers.

In 1995, US hit The Late Show made a celebrity of Canadian petrol station owner Dick Assman.

Per World's Worst Names Ever

I WIN!

Also my wife's side of the family has the last name of Deich, which unfortunately is pronounced "Dyke". Of course the worst name out of the bunch is her late uncle Butch. Tragically he died in a motorcycle accident. You should be careful with Deichs on bikes.

I don't have proof (he died 15 years ago and my wife doesn't have the newspaper article) so you'll just have to take my word on it.

Madness, Batman Bin Suparman is not a worse name than Robert Fagot. Batman Bin Suparman is the most awesomest name in the history of names.



Confidential to Porterhouse Steak: Shut the Frost up, n00b.

I concur, Batman bin Superman is Frost-ing awesome.

After going through about a third of the users at work, I've found the following (mildly) funny names:

Paula Armentrout (she must like fisting)
El-Hajjmailik Brickhouse (you have no idea how hard it is to burst into song when he calls in)
Robyn Dogs (although I don't know how you'd do that. Dogs don't have pockets)
and the tandem of Denim, Levi, and Tee Jay Aho. Their parents are a bunch of Aho's to saddle their kids with those dumbass names.

I thought that it was Bill the Squirrel who got kicked out of his house, not Whistler. Or is it just THAT time of the month for you?

Nascar driver Dick Trickle.








Mr. Smith: So give it to me straight Doc, do I have the clap?

Dr: Well, Mr. Smith you have what we call Dick Trickle. Its a herpes type virus, not entirely unlike Disco Balls. Just take these penicillin and it should clear up in a few weeks.

My name would probably beat it, but I didnt click on your link.

If you use Roberts nick name than it sounds like a command.


"Bob Fagot!"

Dick Trickle and this guy would make an excellent team

There was an old Taiwanese tech at a company I used to work at and everyone called him Patrick Poon. I knew that he had adopted a more american name when he came over so I asked him what his real name was.

He was very reluctant to tell me, but I bugged him everyday until he gave in and told me his name.

Poon Tang

Dr. Harry Fullwood
Angel Bastardo
Virgin Person (dead)

The Archbishop of Manila is Jaime Lachica Sin. He was made an archbishop in 1972, but was elevated four years later, making him: Cardinal Sin.

Timber Dick (brother-in-law of New Hampshire Congressman Dick Swett)

Misty Bush. His last name is Green. If she hyphenates her name after the marriage it will be Misty Green-Bush.

Harry Beaver

(little girl from South Asia) Rammit Deep

Impala Sedan

Velveeta

America. (the name is alright, but it's not long before the "coming to America" jokes start rolling).

Awww Shakespeare, I forgot my ID.

GOD Frost-ing HELP ME!

I got that last joke AND laughed at it!








someone shoot me now!

I call fat daughter on Mike Litoris. He made that up when they interviewed him. I was once on the local news and I told them my name was Mike Oxbig. Unfortunately, they didn't have DVR's or VCR's back then.

Rock Lobster

That'll do, pig.

Iona Knipl

I had a bank teller named 'Boomfreaka' by the name tag.

Went to school with a 'Dickie Deep'

That's about it, got no proof though. It's not funniest to have to prove it.

One hospital I worked at had doctors by the names of Dr. Dye and Dr. Posthumous. One was a surgeon and one was in internal medicine.

They would call for them over the intercom: "Dr. Dye, Dr. Posthumous. Dr. Dye, Dr. Posthumous to..." whatever location they heading for so they could terrorize the patients.

My daughter's old boss is Dick Beaver. I tried to google him but all I came up with was a Chiropractor in California.

Same name, not the same dude.

Kinda scary that there are at least two of them out there.

I went to highschool with twins named Milkyway & Galaxy

Beat this!


October 06, 2009
A PROSTITUTE NAMED MI SUK YANG WAS ARRESTED IN GEORGIA!

...and she got popped in CUMMING, Ga.

Wilma Dikfit?
Kraven Morhead?
Hugh Jass?

Harry Biggins

Also,

Dr. Michael Hunt

Now pitching for the Boston Red Sox # 45, Dick Pole!

Now pitching for the Boston Red Sox # 45, Dick Pole!

I'm game!

Then from way back we have Jack GlassColeridge. Poor guy, they didn't have silicone back in the 1880's

GlassColeridge? Does this mean he'll shatter when someone bangs on it too hard?

You're going to be in for a long day on the football field when you get blindsided by Lucious Pusey. Especially because this Pusey has dreads

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Even worse when thousands of people are chanting it...

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Thousands of people are chanting that? They should find something better to do.

Ahhh, that's better! The best thing is that even though Kim is technically his surname it works bothways. KIM YOO SUK! YOO SUK KIM!

Geez, what the hell did Kim do to him?

Dr. Mike Hunt is an opthalmologist, which is weird, but not so bad. But Dr. Harry Beaver is a gynecologist! That's awesomeness.


And Madness, get the Frost off my coattails.

There is a guy that lived in my building

Leftonred Atanycorner.

He took 11th place in the worst names contest. He couldn't quite get the votes to beat Vanilla Dong

I just got off the phone with a Kim Chudik. I think she might be doing it wrong.

Not the most encouraging name for a chemistry lab steward.

Baby boy Lucifer Aurelius

A birth announcement in the local newspaper. Sorry no documentation as it was several years ago. Woman had 3 children Latoya, Tonesha and the latest arrival Latrina. Poor kid.

Find Someone With a Worse Name...And...provide documentation

ishida

Anyone need a vasectomy?

C'mon, who doesn't want to play a round with Mike Weir?

Wish I had proof, but a few years ago I was visiting one of our offices in Eastern Europe with work. One of the ladies there was called Ivana Fukualova.

And of course there is the king of online poker and Gibraltar's richest man Anurag DikShakespeare.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anurag_DikShakespeare