DHS is outside my building challenge
A challenge
by Hydrant-monkey | 10/06/2009 05:26 PM | 492 views
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The Department of Homeland Security has 2 unmarked suburbans with about 6 guys total wearing DHS shirts on right outside my building.
What should I definitely NOT come running up to them screaming? GO!
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Funny
6 votes
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Just Ravos
10/06/2009 05:30 PM
A plague on both your houses!
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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Mighty Kind
10/06/2009 05:31 PM
FREE DONUTS!!!!!
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Funny
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cycoivan
10/06/2009 05:32 PM
INFIDELS!!!!!!!
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Funny
1 votes
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PorterHouse Steak
10/06/2009 05:39 PM
Run at their vehicles and scream: "YOU FrostIM PEOPRE! YOU BETTEL LEFUND NY NOMEY OR IN GOIMG TO BROW UP YOUL BUIRDING AMD THEM LIP OFF YOUL HEADS AMD Shakespeare DOWM YOUL MECKS!"
Make sure that you pronounce it like that so that they know your serious.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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the fun in disfunctional
10/06/2009 05:42 PM
Where's my 72 virgins?
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Funny
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cycoivan
10/06/2009 05:52 PM
Throw red paint on them.
"The terror alert is red, bitches!"
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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Yuoaman
10/06/2009 06:19 PM
Ask them where you can find quality fertilizer.
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the fun in disfunctional
10/06/2009 06:32 PM
My rating's 69 . (snicker, snicker)
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Redwing
10/06/2009 06:36 PM
ALLAHU AKBAR
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Funny
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The Mailman
10/06/2009 06:50 PM
2 unmarked suburbans with about 6 guys total wearing DHS shirts
Why would the DHS show up in unmarked vehicles, and loiter around wearing shirts that identify them as DHS?
(In other words, just because I own an unmarked bicycle and a San Diego Padres t-shirt doesn't mean that I'm their new third baseman)
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Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot
10/06/2009 06:54 PM
Maybe they couldn't afford an a extra set of vehicles for their overt operations so they just use the covert ones to save us American taxpayers money.
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cycoivan
10/06/2009 06:55 PM
In other words, just because I own an unmarked bicycle and a San Diego Padres t-shirt doesn't mean that I'm their new third baseman
Of course you aren't, baseball players wear jerseys and uniforms and drive pimped out rides.
SUPERPEDANT AWAY!!!!!
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Hydrant-monkey
10/06/2009 07:20 PM
Maybe they are undercover terrorists?
They were mingling with the guys from the marked Denver PD so I think it's probably safe to assume they were legit.
The interesting thing about the Suburbans was they didn't have any markings and just normal Colorado license plates, not government plates, though they did have emergency lights hidden on the front grills.
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Funny
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Pants
10/06/2009 08:45 PM
"A RAGHEAD JUST STUFFED SOME C-4 UP MY ASS! GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!"
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Funny
4 votes
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Chix is in da house
10/06/2009 09:00 PM
Lob bags of flour from the roof.
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Hilarious
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Thud
10/06/2009 10:14 PM
Stroll up to them and ask, as innocently as possible, "You guys don't investigate meth labs, do you?"
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Funny
2 votes
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cycoivan
10/06/2009 10:14 PM
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!!!!!
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Hilarious
2 votes
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Bill the Squirrel
10/06/2009 11:48 PM
I think you should ask them if your package is going to be on time.
Oh, you said DHS, My bad, forget it.
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Mielke
10/06/2009 11:48 PM
Excuse me guys sorry to bother you but silly me I forgot my pin number on my ATM card and the code for my home alarm could you retrieve it for me as we all now that big brother has got the info!
Then say "I am Brad Pitt by the way.... but you already know that" ha ha!
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Funny
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cycoivan
10/07/2009 06:30 AM
Now that I think about it the better Jack Bauer quote to yell would be
"WHO DO YOU WORK FOR!!!!"
Then shoot them in the knees if they don't tell you.
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da sippee gal
10/07/2009 06:42 AM
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!
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Bean
10/07/2009 03:30 PM
Around here, DHS stands for "Department of Human Services."
Are you sure they aren't the welfare office coming to help you?
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Hydrant-monkey
10/07/2009 03:31 PM
They have guns. So, no, they may be here to put me out of my misery.
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