Just Ravos 33,954 9
10/06/2009 10:30 PM

A plague on both your houses!

Mighty Kind 7,149 7
10/06/2009 10:31 PM

FREE DONUTS!!!!!

cycoivan 8,652 6
10/06/2009 10:32 PM

INFIDELS!!!!!!!

PorterHouse Steak 444 1
10/06/2009 10:39 PM

Run at their vehicles and scream: "YOU FrostIM PEOPRE! YOU BETTEL LEFUND NY NOMEY OR IN GOIMG TO BROW UP YOUL BUIRDING AMD THEM LIP OFF YOUL HEADS AMD Shakespeare DOWM YOUL MECKS!"

Make sure that you pronounce it like that so that they know your serious.

the fun in disfunctional 801 4
10/06/2009 10:42 PM

Where's my 72 virgins?

cycoivan 8,652 6
10/06/2009 10:52 PM

Throw red paint on them.

"The terror alert is red, bitches!"

Yuoaman 98 1
10/06/2009 11:19 PM

Ask them where you can find quality fertilizer.

the fun in disfunctional 801 4
10/06/2009 11:32 PM

My rating's 69 . (snicker, snicker)

Redwing 1,935 10
10/06/2009 11:36 PM

ALLAHU AKBAR

The Mailman 129,970 14
10/06/2009 11:50 PM

2 unmarked suburbans with about 6 guys total wearing DHS shirts

Why would the DHS show up in unmarked vehicles, and loiter around wearing shirts that identify them as DHS?
(In other words, just because I own an unmarked bicycle and a San Diego Padres t-shirt doesn't mean that I'm their new third baseman)

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 5,975 4
10/06/2009 11:54 PM

Maybe they couldn't afford an a extra set of vehicles for their overt operations so they just use the covert ones to save us American taxpayers money.

cycoivan 8,652 6
10/06/2009 11:55 PM

In other words, just because I own an unmarked bicycle and a San Diego Padres t-shirt doesn't mean that I'm their new third baseman

Of course you aren't, baseball players wear jerseys and uniforms and drive pimped out rides.

SUPERPEDANT AWAY!!!!!

Hydrant-monkey 1,910 9
10/07/2009 12:20 AM

Maybe they are undercover terrorists?

They were mingling with the guys from the marked Denver PD so I think it's probably safe to assume they were legit.

The interesting thing about the Suburbans was they didn't have any markings and just normal Colorado license plates, not government plates, though they did have emergency lights hidden on the front grills.

Pants 12,163 13
10/07/2009 01:45 AM

"A RAGHEAD JUST STUFFED SOME C-4 UP MY ASS! GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!"

Chix is in da house 237,969 14
10/07/2009 02:00 AM

Lob bags of flour from the roof.

Thud 53,060 10
10/07/2009 03:14 AM

Stroll up to them and ask, as innocently as possible, "You guys don't investigate meth labs, do you?"

cycoivan 8,652 6
10/07/2009 03:14 AM

WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!!!!!

Bill the Squirrel 25,473 8
10/07/2009 04:48 AM

I think you should ask them if your package is going to be on time.



Oh, you said DHS, My bad, forget it.

Mielke 1,438 3
10/07/2009 04:48 AM

Excuse me guys sorry to bother you but silly me I forgot my pin number on my ATM card and the code for my home alarm could you retrieve it for me as we all now that big brother has got the info!


Then say "I am Brad Pitt by the way.... but you already know that" ha ha!

cycoivan 8,652 6
10/07/2009 11:30 AM

Now that I think about it the better Jack Bauer quote to yell would be

"WHO DO YOU WORK FOR!!!!"

Then shoot them in the knees if they don't tell you.

da sippee gal 5,438 6
10/07/2009 11:42 AM

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!

Bean 4,405 12
10/07/2009 08:30 PM

Around here, DHS stands for "Department of Human Services."

Are you sure they aren't the welfare office coming to help you?

Hydrant-monkey 1,910 9
10/07/2009 08:31 PM

They have guns. So, no, they may be here to put me out of my misery.