Just Ravos 62,361 20
10/06/2009 01:30 PM

A plague on both your houses!

Mighty Kind 35,418 48
10/06/2009 01:31 PM

FREE DONUTS!!!!!

cycoivan 11,324 11
10/06/2009 01:32 PM

INFIDELS!!!!!!!

PorterHouse Steak 477 4
10/06/2009 01:39 PM

Run at their vehicles and scream: "YOU FrostIM PEOPRE! YOU BETTEL LEFUND NY NOMEY OR IN GOIMG TO BROW UP YOUL BUIRDING AMD THEM LIP OFF YOUL HEADS AMD Shakespeare DOWM YOUL MECKS!"

Make sure that you pronounce it like that so that they know your serious.

the fun in disfunctional 1,970 6
10/06/2009 01:42 PM

Where's my 72 virgins?

cycoivan 11,324 11
10/06/2009 01:52 PM

Throw red paint on them.

"The terror alert is red, bitches!"

Yuoaman 123 6
10/06/2009 02:19 PM

Ask them where you can find quality fertilizer.

the fun in disfunctional 1,970 6
10/06/2009 02:32 PM

My rating's 69 . (snicker, snicker)

Redwing 3,656 30
10/06/2009 02:36 PM

ALLAHU AKBAR

The Mailman 174,473 52
10/06/2009 02:50 PM

2 unmarked suburbans with about 6 guys total wearing DHS shirts

Why would the DHS show up in unmarked vehicles, and loiter around wearing shirts that identify them as DHS?
(In other words, just because I own an unmarked bicycle and a San Diego Padres t-shirt doesn't mean that I'm their new third baseman)

Alarm Clock the Chubby Robot 6,338 4
10/06/2009 02:54 PM

Maybe they couldn't afford an a extra set of vehicles for their overt operations so they just use the covert ones to save us American taxpayers money.

cycoivan 11,324 11
10/06/2009 02:55 PM

In other words, just because I own an unmarked bicycle and a San Diego Padres t-shirt doesn't mean that I'm their new third baseman

Of course you aren't, baseball players wear jerseys and uniforms and drive pimped out rides.

SUPERPEDANT AWAY!!!!!

Hydrant-monkey 9,447 21
10/06/2009 03:20 PM

Maybe they are undercover terrorists?

They were mingling with the guys from the marked Denver PD so I think it's probably safe to assume they were legit.

The interesting thing about the Suburbans was they didn't have any markings and just normal Colorado license plates, not government plates, though they did have emergency lights hidden on the front grills.

Pants 14,213 17
10/06/2009 04:45 PM

"A RAGHEAD JUST STUFFED SOME C-4 UP MY ASS! GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!"

Chix is in da house 282,028 58
10/06/2009 05:00 PM

Lob bags of flour from the roof.

Thud 66,695 17
10/06/2009 06:14 PM

Stroll up to them and ask, as innocently as possible, "You guys don't investigate meth labs, do you?"

cycoivan 11,324 11
10/06/2009 06:14 PM

WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!!!!!

Bill the Squirrel 53,130 53
10/06/2009 07:48 PM

I think you should ask them if your package is going to be on time.



Oh, you said DHS, My bad, forget it.

Mielke 1,480 5
10/06/2009 07:48 PM

Excuse me guys sorry to bother you but silly me I forgot my pin number on my ATM card and the code for my home alarm could you retrieve it for me as we all now that big brother has got the info!


Then say "I am Brad Pitt by the way.... but you already know that" ha ha!

cycoivan 11,324 11
10/07/2009 02:30 AM

Now that I think about it the better Jack Bauer quote to yell would be

"WHO DO YOU WORK FOR!!!!"

Then shoot them in the knees if they don't tell you.

da sippee gal 12,075 15
10/07/2009 02:42 AM

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!

Bean 7,930 17
10/07/2009 11:30 AM

Around here, DHS stands for "Department of Human Services."

Are you sure they aren't the welfare office coming to help you?

Hydrant-monkey 9,447 21
10/07/2009 11:31 AM

They have guns. So, no, they may be here to put me out of my misery.