Lord of the Rings = Gay porn..

Mine is Rosie Windflower.





Oops wrong thread.

Julie and Julie. An experienced old chef takes on a young fledgling author in this super hot lesbian flick. If you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.

Where the Ribbed Things Are.

A college girl stumbles through a magical door into a dildo factory staffed by fourty two lesbians of differing ethnic backgrounds. After many trials and tribulations she discovers that everything gets better in the end.

Gonna Break Wind

American classic in which a manipulative woman and a roguish man carry on a turbulent love affair in the American south during the Civil War and pioneer the anal sex movement.

The Air Bourne STD

The Bourne films are a series of spy films based on the character Jason Bourne, a former CIA assassin suffering from Syphilis and he is out to screw all of the bureaucratic son of bitches that have been screwing him all these years... watch as his set's his contaminated goo loose on the faces of CIA workers from here to bangkok!


"The action just sneaks up behind you...but in a good way " -Roger Ebert

Allens - Gay porn, to the max. 'Nuff said.


(Based on Aliens...)

Get Shorty....



A Towel.

Pineapple Express.


No changes needed for that one.

Another one would be "I Hope They Serve Queers in Hell"

It's a quasi true life story of Froster Max, a gay man who not only acts like a dickhead and Emerson but puts his dickhead and Emerson in/on just about anything. It'll all be narrated in the 1st person in a rambling stream of consciousness style.

Cloudy with a Chance of Meaty Balls - the film focuses on a town where hairy testicles fall from the sky like rain.(animated)

I Am Legend - a true story inspired by the late John Holmes

Sorority Rows

A sorority prank gone wrong leads to a Lesgian Orgy spree in this Slopy film featuring Emerald, Darla, and Saphire. It was supposed to be a practical joke, but no one was laughing after a girl in the prime of her life had accidentally kissed one of the other sisters. Desperate to get ontop of their sisters and avoid taking birth controll, the straight sisters and their male accomplices agree to Frost everybody and never speak of the incident again. Just after graduation, however, a mysterious stripper begins stalking everyone who harbors the sexy secret, leading the straights to fight for their sexuality against a masked stripper with a sexy modus operandi.

I Am Legend - a true story inspired by the late John Holmes

I would have gone with I Am Tripod, but that's just me.

The Bitches of Madison County
- A lonely writer takes a tour through a rural area, knocking a piece off at every stop.

Shanghai Poon
- An unlikely duo escape danger at every turn by double teaming the beautiful women they encounter. The cowboy character makes lots of jokes about the asian guy

National Pleasure
- A mother/daughter pair find clues in historic artifacts that lead them to the holy grail of dildos.

Beverly Hills Coleridge
- A Detroit cop is dropped in the middle of Hollywood and must bring down a complex syndicate of counterfeit sex toy manufacturers.

Star Warts

It's pretty gross. You really don't wanna know anymore. Infact, you know too much already.

is anxiously waiting with big eyes and open mouth

Is there a scene where they burn the warts off with their light sabers?

Huh, huh?!

The Texas Dildo Masquerade
This was an actual movie carried by the video store I clerked through college, and the box featured a naked woman sitting on some hay bails with a chainsaw, except the teeth on the blade were little penises. Penii?