I'm going to be killed
A comedy conversation
by da sippee gal 5,274 6 10/07/2009 05:38 PM 519 views
I walked into my local Target [pronounced: tah-zhay] to buy some soap powder for my ol' washin' machine.
After I passed an aisle of sweet smelling Halloween candy, I discovered the Target staff assembling Christmas trees.
Really? It's barely October and you're setting up for Christmas?
And then I thought of this and giggled.
I think I'm going to be killed...
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Funny
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Mielke 1,438 3
10/07/2009 05:45 PM
Funny
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cycoivan 8,233 6
10/07/2009 06:14 PM
I think Jesus would mind beling out some Gloria Gaynor or Village People. I mean he traveled with 13 guys, his only girlfriend was a prostitute and possible fag hag. He could make a party faboulous by turning water into wine AND could turn 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish into a feast for thousands. He was a strong advocator of non-violence and was literally cruthified for his beliefs.
Yeah, I think Jesus was a little light in the sandals.
Hilarious
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Mielke 1,438 3
10/07/2009 06:18 PM
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da sippee gal 5,274 6
10/07/2009 07:01 PM
I always wondered if God hadn't name her only begotten son after an immigrant fruit picker, she could have received more publicity.
Just sayin'.
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da sippee gal 5,274 6 looks up
10/07/2009 07:03 PM
Who is buying the drinks in hell?
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cycoivan 8,233 6
10/07/2009 07:07 PM
Who is buying the drinks in hell?
I'm not. I hear in hell all drinks taste like Coors Light. Gross.
I'm calling backseat on the hellbus. I've had my ticket bought and paid for since that incident with the communion wine at church in 1989.
Chuckleworthy
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Mielke 1,438 3
10/07/2009 07:28 PM
Hell has American beer because it is a punishment ......it tastes like beer but will never get you drunk enough that you can feel like you in heaven drinking Canadian beer.
Chuckleworthy
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Jack-o-Ravos 33,518 9 shrugs
10/07/2009 07:30 PM
I'm going to be killed
Chuckleworthy
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cakes and ale 2,137 4
10/07/2009 07:31 PM
Who is buying the drinks in hell?
I'll buy the first round. I've already resigned myself to the fact that the minute I die I'm going straight to Hell in a wool sweater.
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Count Fucksockula 1,080 3
10/09/2009 12:08 AM
Why do WOMYN think that god is female when it says that god created ADAM in HIS OWN IMAGE?!?
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A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 5,883 4
10/09/2009 12:26 AM
Why do WOMYN think that god is female when it says that god created ADAM in HIS OWN IMAGE?!?
Who or what is the "it" you're referring to? If I'm to just understand "it" to mean what I usually mean it as, then no, it doesn't.
My penis would never say such blasphemy.
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hairy kari gal 5,274 6
10/09/2009 12:27 AM
Adam was a trany.
Now do you get it?