I did it before this thread. Do I get a cookie?

Is this scary enough?

my name will be changed to dickhead for anonymity's sake.
Yeah.. that's what they all say..

My girlfriend is not a shoe.

Mostly

There's a party in my tummy (yummy yummy) thread!

Apparently 'dickhead' is already taken. If I ever find the dickhead who took that name I will do evil things..

You could have posted just the regular video without the alterations and it would still scare the Shakespeare out of me.

I swear to God kids shows are made by really, really, REALLY high adults. Even the stuff we grew up with (Sesame Street, Mr. Rogers, etc.) you have to wonder just how much pot and shrooms were consumed by the writers.

Fear me.

You should know that nobody here is afraid of Whistler. Hid rhetoric is harmless and he can't chase us down the street for fear of breaking a hip. Pick a better name.

I'll reminisce about the old days then snuff out my cigar on your forearm!

I haven't changed my icon or name since I signed up and I plan on continuing my streak.



Baaaaah Humbug!

You really ought to change your pants every once in a while. You'll start to get build up. Of what... *shudders*

... I plan on continuing my streak.

Oh, nevermind. If you think your method is best...

Most creative name ever!

Why, I do believe dacheat is no reverend at all.

Why must I always be had?

Third time today!

Actually, I am. I can make you one too. In fact, so is my pet tarantula. I even ordained my Ficus tree in the front porch. It's name is 'Dave, the wedding tree'. Around his branches is his ordination certificate and a printout of vows to recite, plus a box on the ground for donations. I still have not figured out how he signs the paperwork. A cunning Ficus, he is.

Apparently 'dickhead' is already taken.

That's a goddamn shame. I feel for you Ali. You'd have made a perfect Dickhead.

Actually, I am. I can make you one too.

Oh my God, are you serious? Can you condemn people and/or give me the right to? I'm sure you are supposed to be humble about it, but are you permitted the authority to call the vengeful wrath of God upon your adversaries? Can you unsuspectingly marry people without their consent?

My friend Benny is ordained, but he says I'd abuse the power... plus I don't want to pay the twenty bucks for the online certificate.

Best $20 I ever spent.

I'm in

And Ravos will even marry you to the dead hooker. You know, so it's all leagal and Shakespeare.

I wanna marry a dead hooker too .....it would be nice to have one that doesn't talk back,or look at you weird when you try to pay with change.





WHAT! I roll it.

This is fun!

hows this

WHAT! I roll it.

In to, or out of the trunk?

An oldie but a goodie.

Oh no, there was a spooky ghost! Look, there's ectoplasm everywhere!

Happy Hallows


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Scary enough?

That was too scary. And half the people here don't get the reference anyway. And I don't have arms that look like Christmas hams.

That's the scariest Frost-ing cat I've ever seen! That would make a goddamn Medusa piss herself.

What? Halloween? Already?! But it hasn't even been Canadian Thanksgiving yet!




And yet, I still can't resist joining in. I'm a very fancy zombie. My insatiable appetite for brains only applies to those served still warm in martini glasses, perhaps with an eye garnish or a finger bone cocktail stick.

Razor blade cakes and cyanide ale?

Texas Cakesaw Massacale?

Yeah, I suck at this. Who wants to help me?

In honor of Halloween, I'm going to be Stupid all month.

My friend Benny is ordained, but he says I'd abuse the power... plus I don't want to pay the twenty bucks for the online certificate.

Dude, I just ordained someone last month. www.ulc.org will hook it up instantly online for no cost.

This is the best I could do.


But I'm pretty happy with it.

It may not be scary to anyone else, but it HAUNTS me!

I'm not going to be really evil this year...just sort of evil.

Its that time already?

Yeah, I suck at this. Who wants to help me?

Hellcakes and Satan's ale
Camp Crystal Cakes and Ale
Cakehead and the Alementation Cube
Cakes or ale. Make your choice (It's a Saw reference and yes I know it's lame)

Stomps out of thread to change her tampon.

Finally! Thank you Cyco.
Everyone else has been feverishly posting useless crap but could not take the time to help me out. Coleridgesuckers!

Whatever you do...no matter what anyone tells you...do NOT start a "I need a new tagline" thread.

Trust me.

I can't remember what tags I've used in the past. Spicey came up with this one.

Thank you, and peace be with you, dacheat.

It's going to take a while for me to stop passing judgment on everyone I meet in my secular, everyday activities now.

Bless you.

That's for real now!

Unfortunately, regardless of ordination, you need to actually ask the pope to perform exorcisms.

I'mmmmmm BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBack! Anybody miss me?

Hi Trixie!

You did say scary...Right?

Whatever you do...no matter what anyone tells you...do NOT start a "I need a new tagline" thread.


No problem, we can use this one.



Hey! cakes and ale needs a new tagline. Could all you guys help her out?


I'm thinking:


cakes and ale: Queen of mistakes.

What? That's already taken? Shakespeare!

Really scary?

Queen of mistakes.

What? That's already taken? Shakespeare!

Yeah, your soon to be ex wife got to it first.

I miss Jade.

HI TRIXXIE! Did I tell you how beautiful you look today?

I missed you, Trixxie!

Snakes & Hail: The 8th Sign of the Apocalypse.

Poison Cakes & Tainted Ale.



That's all I got.

It's October, folks! You know what that means: time to change that tired old tagline to something festive! Be creative, But make sure we still know who you are. You know, or not, if you want to be super tricky, and not very treating.




No.



And just to be even more contrary, I'm changing my name from something Halloweenie to something less so.

But Easter is when Jesus rises from the dead. That's officially a zombie and therefore related to Halloween, try again.

But Easter is when Jesus rises from the dead. That's officially a zombie and therefore related to Halloween, try again








Indeed.

Tom Cruise is the scariest Froster on the planet.

Try again.

I am so Frost-ing creative.

I heard that using your real name online was scary.

(formerly Mighty Kind)

Haha, Poynt-dexter.

The "dexter" part's kind of scary

Haha, Poynt-dexter.

Hadn't heard that one since 1989. Memmmmmoorrieesss.......