Jack-o-Ravos 62,361 20
10/07/2009 11:42 AM

I did it before this thread. Do I get a cookie?

Lobster and Pram's love child 174,473 52
10/07/2009 12:30 PM

Is this scary enough?

Ali Legend 840 7
10/07/2009 12:34 PM

my name will be changed to dickhead for anonymity's sake.
Yeah.. that's what they all say..

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 6,338 4
10/07/2009 12:43 PM

My girlfriend is not a shoe.

Cruz : Mostly he comes at night ... 9,950 12
10/07/2009 12:50 PM

Mostly

Ghost Lobstah: BOO! 17,422 30
10/07/2009 01:01 PM

There's a party in my tummy (yummy yummy) thread!

Dickhead is already in use 840 7
10/07/2009 01:12 PM

Apparently 'dickhead' is already taken. If I ever find the dickhead who took that name I will do evil things..

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/07/2009 01:16 PM

You could have posted just the regular video without the alterations and it would still scare the Shakespeare out of me.

I swear to God kids shows are made by really, really, REALLY high adults. Even the stuff we grew up with (Sesame Street, Mr. Rogers, etc.) you have to wonder just how much pot and shrooms were consumed by the writers.

Whistler P. McMadness 4,360 10
10/07/2009 01:21 PM

Fear me.

Ghost Lobstah: BOO! 17,422 30
10/07/2009 01:24 PM

You should know that nobody here is afraid of Whistler. Hid rhetoric is harmless and he can't chase us down the street for fear of breaking a hip. Pick a better name.

Whistler P. McMadness 4,360 10
10/07/2009 01:29 PM

I'll reminisce about the old days then snuff out my cigar on your forearm!

Pants 14,213 17
10/07/2009 01:36 PM

I haven't changed my icon or name since I signed up and I plan on continuing my streak.



Baaaaah Humbug!

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 6,338 4
10/07/2009 01:39 PM

You really ought to change your pants every once in a while. You'll start to get build up. Of what... *shudders*

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 6,338 4
10/07/2009 01:40 PM

... I plan on continuing my streak.

Oh, nevermind. If you think your method is best...

Reverend Dave 'Hell' Rodriguez 2,413 0
10/07/2009 01:41 PM

Most creative name ever!

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 6,338 4
10/07/2009 02:22 PM

Why, I do believe dacheat is no reverend at all.

Why must I always be had?

Third time today!

Reverend Dave 'Hell' Rodriguez 2,413 0
10/07/2009 02:33 PM

Actually, I am. I can make you one too. In fact, so is my pet tarantula. I even ordained my Ficus tree in the front porch. It's name is 'Dave, the wedding tree'. Around his branches is his ordination certificate and a printout of vows to recite, plus a box on the ground for donations. I still have not figured out how he signs the paperwork. A cunning Ficus, he is.

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 6,338 4
10/07/2009 02:35 PM

Apparently 'dickhead' is already taken.

That's a goddamn shame. I feel for you Ali. You'd have made a perfect Dickhead.

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 6,338 4
10/07/2009 02:43 PM

Actually, I am. I can make you one too.

Oh my God, are you serious? Can you condemn people and/or give me the right to? I'm sure you are supposed to be humble about it, but are you permitted the authority to call the vengeful wrath of God upon your adversaries? Can you unsuspectingly marry people without their consent?

My friend Benny is ordained, but he says I'd abuse the power... plus I don't want to pay the twenty bucks for the online certificate.

Jack-o-Ravos 62,361 20
10/07/2009 02:53 PM

Best $20 I ever spent.

hairy kari gal 12,075 15
10/07/2009 10:16 PM

I'm in

Bill the Zombie Squirrel 53,130 53
10/07/2009 10:19 PM

And Ravos will even marry you to the dead hooker. You know, so it's all leagal and Shakespeare.

Mielke...some thing good to eat! 1,480 5
10/07/2009 10:50 PM

I wanna marry a dead hooker too .....it would be nice to have one that doesn't talk back,or look at you weird when you try to pay with change.





WHAT! I roll it.

Count Fucksockula 1,133 3
10/08/2009 03:01 AM

This is fun!

Porterhouse the Decaying-Jumbledgut 477 4
10/08/2009 06:33 AM

hows this

Jack-o-Ravos 62,361 20
10/08/2009 07:15 AM

WHAT! I roll it.

In to, or out of the trunk?

Ghost of Chickens Past 282,028 58
10/08/2009 08:15 AM

An oldie but a goodie.

Ravosityville Horror 62,361 20
10/08/2009 08:37 AM

Oh no, there was a spooky ghost! Look, there's ectoplasm everywhere!

hairy kari gal 12,075 15
10/08/2009 10:57 AM

Happy Hallows


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Ima Christmas Ham 76,640 24
10/08/2009 02:10 PM

Scary enough?

Ghostly Shell 76,640 24
10/08/2009 02:12 PM

That was too scary. And half the people here don't get the reference anyway. And I don't have arms that look like Christmas hams.

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 6,338 4
10/08/2009 02:48 PM

That's the scariest Frost-ing cat I've ever seen! That would make a goddamn Medusa piss herself.

She's Craving Brainkinis 62,254 18
10/08/2009 03:51 PM

What? Halloween? Already?! But it hasn't even been Canadian Thanksgiving yet!




And yet, I still can't resist joining in. I'm a very fancy zombie. My insatiable appetite for brains only applies to those served still warm in martini glasses, perhaps with an eye garnish or a finger bone cocktail stick.

cakes and ale 2,403 6
10/08/2009 03:58 PM

Razor blade cakes and cyanide ale?

Texas Cakesaw Massacale?

Yeah, I suck at this. Who wants to help me?

Pram 78,171 40
10/08/2009 04:00 PM

In honor of Halloween, I'm going to be Stupid all month.

Reverend Dave 'Hell' Rodriguez 2,413 0
10/08/2009 04:08 PM

My friend Benny is ordained, but he says I'd abuse the power... plus I don't want to pay the twenty bucks for the online certificate.

Dude, I just ordained someone last month. www.ulc.org will hook it up instantly online for no cost.

Phla hates you. 130,632 34
10/08/2009 11:10 PM

This is the best I could do.


But I'm pretty happy with it.

Straw's bank account 95,470 36
10/09/2009 07:53 AM

It may not be scary to anyone else, but it HAUNTS me!

KChiki #668 - Neighbor of the Beast 124,281 89
10/09/2009 08:20 AM

I'm not going to be really evil this year...just sort of evil.

Bride of Frankenfurter 171,220 14
10/09/2009 08:24 AM

Its that time already?

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/09/2009 08:47 AM

Yeah, I suck at this. Who wants to help me?

Hellcakes and Satan's ale
Camp Crystal Cakes and Ale
Cakehead and the Alementation Cube
Cakes or ale. Make your choice (It's a Saw reference and yes I know it's lame)

cakes and ale 2,403 6
10/09/2009 10:21 AM

Stomps out of thread to change her tampon.

Finally! Thank you Cyco.
Everyone else has been feverishly posting useless crap but could not take the time to help me out. Coleridgesuckers!

KChiki #668 - Neighbor of the Beast 124,281 89
10/09/2009 10:25 AM

Whatever you do...no matter what anyone tells you...do NOT start a "I need a new tagline" thread.

Trust me.

WhereWolf? 99,723 76
10/09/2009 10:43 AM

I can't remember what tags I've used in the past. Spicey came up with this one.

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 6,338 4
10/09/2009 12:52 PM

Thank you, and peace be with you, dacheat.

It's going to take a while for me to stop passing judgment on everyone I meet in my secular, everyday activities now.

Bless you.

That's for real now!

Amityville Ravos 62,361 20
10/09/2009 01:29 PM

Unfortunately, regardless of ordination, you need to actually ask the pope to perform exorcisms.

Miss Trixxie's cuming up behind you 65,014 14
10/09/2009 02:05 PM

I'mmmmmm BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBack! Anybody miss me?

KChiki #668 - Neighbor of the Beast 124,281 89
10/09/2009 02:07 PM

Hi Trixie!

JBush2012 2,117 17
10/09/2009 02:11 PM

You did say scary...Right?

Bill the Zombie Squirrel 53,130 53
10/09/2009 02:26 PM

Whatever you do...no matter what anyone tells you...do NOT start a "I need a new tagline" thread.


No problem, we can use this one.



Hey! cakes and ale needs a new tagline. Could all you guys help her out?


I'm thinking:


cakes and ale: Queen of mistakes.

What? That's already taken? Shakespeare!

JBush/Palin2012 2,117 17
10/09/2009 02:45 PM

Really scary?

cakes and ale 2,403 6
10/09/2009 05:28 PM

Queen of mistakes.

What? That's already taken? Shakespeare!

Yeah, your soon to be ex wife got to it first.

Bride of Frankenfurter 171,220 14
10/09/2009 05:42 PM

I miss Jade.

HI TRIXXIE! Did I tell you how beautiful you look today?

Millie 116,854 28
10/09/2009 07:27 PM

I missed you, Trixxie!

Dr. Shempenstein's Monster 22,212 16
10/09/2009 11:09 PM

Snakes & Hail: The 8th Sign of the Apocalypse.

Poison Cakes & Tainted Ale.



That's all I got.

It's the Easter Shempy; Hoo-ray! 22,212 16
10/09/2009 11:45 PM

It's October, folks! You know what that means: time to change that tired old tagline to something festive! Be creative, But make sure we still know who you are. You know, or not, if you want to be super tricky, and not very treating.




No.



And just to be even more contrary, I'm changing my name from something Halloweenie to something less so.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/09/2009 11:51 PM

But Easter is when Jesus rises from the dead. That's officially a zombie and therefore related to Halloween, try again.

Shemped on the 4th of July 22,212 16
10/09/2009 11:58 PM

But Easter is when Jesus rises from the dead. That's officially a zombie and therefore related to Halloween, try again








Indeed.

Phla hates you. 130,632 34
10/10/2009 12:08 AM

Tom Cruise is the scariest Froster on the planet.

Try again.

Piquantrax from the Dead 972 9
10/10/2009 02:21 AM

I am so Frost-ing creative.

Brad Poynter 35,418 48
10/20/2009 12:17 PM

I heard that using your real name online was scary.

(formerly Mighty Kind)

Amityville Ravos 62,361 20
10/20/2009 12:33 PM

Haha, Poynt-dexter.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/20/2009 12:42 PM

The "dexter" part's kind of scary

Brad Poynter 35,418 48
10/20/2009 12:49 PM

Haha, Poynt-dexter.

Hadn't heard that one since 1989. Memmmmmoorrieesss.......