Jack-o-Ravos 34,430 10
10/07/2009 08:42 PM

I did it before this thread. Do I get a cookie?

Lobster and Pram's love child 130,843 14
10/07/2009 09:30 PM

Is this scary enough?

Ali Legend 749 5
10/07/2009 09:34 PM

my name will be changed to dickhead for anonymity's sake.
Yeah.. that's what they all say..

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 5,980 4
10/07/2009 09:43 PM

My girlfriend is not a shoe.

Cruz : Mostly he comes at night ... 8,597 6
10/07/2009 09:50 PM

Mostly

Ghost Lobstah: BOO! 9,801 9
10/07/2009 10:01 PM

There's a party in my tummy (yummy yummy) thread!

Dickhead is already in use 749 5
10/07/2009 10:12 PM

Apparently 'dickhead' is already taken. If I ever find the dickhead who took that name I will do evil things..

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 9,100 6
10/07/2009 10:16 PM

You could have posted just the regular video without the alterations and it would still scare the Shakespeare out of me.

I swear to God kids shows are made by really, really, REALLY high adults. Even the stuff we grew up with (Sesame Street, Mr. Rogers, etc.) you have to wonder just how much pot and shrooms were consumed by the writers.

Whistler P. McMadness 1,404 5
10/07/2009 10:21 PM

Fear me.

Ghost Lobstah: BOO! 9,801 9
10/07/2009 10:24 PM

You should know that nobody here is afraid of Whistler. Hid rhetoric is harmless and he can't chase us down the street for fear of breaking a hip. Pick a better name.

Whistler P. McMadness 1,404 5
10/07/2009 10:29 PM

I'll reminisce about the old days then snuff out my cigar on your forearm!

Pants 12,163 13
10/07/2009 10:36 PM

I haven't changed my icon or name since I signed up and I plan on continuing my streak.



Baaaaah Humbug!

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 5,980 4
10/07/2009 10:39 PM

You really ought to change your pants every once in a while. You'll start to get build up. Of what... *shudders*

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 5,980 4
10/07/2009 10:40 PM

... I plan on continuing my streak.

Oh, nevermind. If you think your method is best...

Reverend Dave 'Hell' Rodriguez 2,330 0
10/07/2009 10:41 PM

Most creative name ever!

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 5,980 4
10/07/2009 11:22 PM

Why, I do believe dacheat is no reverend at all.

Why must I always be had?

Third time today!

Reverend Dave 'Hell' Rodriguez 2,330 0
10/07/2009 11:33 PM

Actually, I am. I can make you one too. In fact, so is my pet tarantula. I even ordained my Ficus tree in the front porch. It's name is 'Dave, the wedding tree'. Around his branches is his ordination certificate and a printout of vows to recite, plus a box on the ground for donations. I still have not figured out how he signs the paperwork. A cunning Ficus, he is.

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 5,980 4
10/07/2009 11:35 PM

Apparently 'dickhead' is already taken.

That's a goddamn shame. I feel for you Ali. You'd have made a perfect Dickhead.

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 5,980 4
10/07/2009 11:43 PM

Actually, I am. I can make you one too.

Oh my God, are you serious? Can you condemn people and/or give me the right to? I'm sure you are supposed to be humble about it, but are you permitted the authority to call the vengeful wrath of God upon your adversaries? Can you unsuspectingly marry people without their consent?

My friend Benny is ordained, but he says I'd abuse the power... plus I don't want to pay the twenty bucks for the online certificate.

Jack-o-Ravos 34,430 10
10/07/2009 11:53 PM

Best $20 I ever spent.

hairy kari gal 5,692 7
10/08/2009 07:16 AM

I'm in

Bill the Zombie Squirrel 25,537 8
10/08/2009 07:19 AM

And Ravos will even marry you to the dead hooker. You know, so it's all leagal and Shakespeare.

Mielke...some thing good to eat! 1,438 3
10/08/2009 07:50 AM

I wanna marry a dead hooker too .....it would be nice to have one that doesn't talk back,or look at you weird when you try to pay with change.





WHAT! I roll it.

Count Fucksockula 1,080 3
10/08/2009 12:01 PM

This is fun!

Porterhouse the Decaying-Jumbledgut 444 1
10/08/2009 03:33 PM

hows this

Jack-o-Ravos 34,430 10
10/08/2009 04:15 PM

WHAT! I roll it.

In to, or out of the trunk?

Ghost of Chickens Past 238,139 14
10/08/2009 05:15 PM

An oldie but a goodie.

Ravosityville Horror 34,430 10
10/08/2009 05:37 PM

Oh no, there was a spooky ghost! Look, there's ectoplasm everywhere!

hairy kari gal 5,692 7
10/08/2009 07:57 PM

Happy Hallows


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Ima Christmas Ham 31,438 9
10/08/2009 11:10 PM

Scary enough?

Ghostly Shell 31,438 9
10/08/2009 11:12 PM

That was too scary. And half the people here don't get the reference anyway. And I don't have arms that look like Christmas hams.

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 5,980 4
10/08/2009 11:48 PM

That's the scariest Frost-ing cat I've ever seen! That would make a goddamn Medusa piss herself.

She's Craving Brainkinis 59,038 8
10/09/2009 12:51 AM

What? Halloween? Already?! But it hasn't even been Canadian Thanksgiving yet!




And yet, I still can't resist joining in. I'm a very fancy zombie. My insatiable appetite for brains only applies to those served still warm in martini glasses, perhaps with an eye garnish or a finger bone cocktail stick.

cakes and ale 2,137 4
10/09/2009 12:58 AM

Razor blade cakes and cyanide ale?

Texas Cakesaw Massacale?

Yeah, I suck at this. Who wants to help me?

Pram 53,583 12
10/09/2009 01:00 AM

In honor of Halloween, I'm going to be Stupid all month.

Reverend Dave 'Hell' Rodriguez 2,330 0
10/09/2009 01:08 AM

My friend Benny is ordained, but he says I'd abuse the power... plus I don't want to pay the twenty bucks for the online certificate.

Dude, I just ordained someone last month. www.ulc.org will hook it up instantly online for no cost.

Phla hates you. 103,470 13
10/09/2009 08:10 AM

This is the best I could do.


But I'm pretty happy with it.

Straw's bank account 59,726 11
10/09/2009 04:53 PM

It may not be scary to anyone else, but it HAUNTS me!

KChiki #668 - Neighbor of the Beast 50,447 11
10/09/2009 05:20 PM

I'm not going to be really evil this year...just sort of evil.

Bride of Frankenfurter 168,284 11
10/09/2009 05:24 PM

Its that time already?

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 9,100 6
10/09/2009 05:47 PM

Yeah, I suck at this. Who wants to help me?

Hellcakes and Satan's ale
Camp Crystal Cakes and Ale
Cakehead and the Alementation Cube
Cakes or ale. Make your choice (It's a Saw reference and yes I know it's lame)

cakes and ale 2,137 4
10/09/2009 07:21 PM

Stomps out of thread to change her tampon.

Finally! Thank you Cyco.
Everyone else has been feverishly posting useless crap but could not take the time to help me out. Coleridgesuckers!

KChiki #668 - Neighbor of the Beast 50,447 11
10/09/2009 07:25 PM

Whatever you do...no matter what anyone tells you...do NOT start a "I need a new tagline" thread.

Trust me.

WhereWolf? 72,890 16
10/09/2009 07:43 PM

I can't remember what tags I've used in the past. Spicey came up with this one.

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 5,980 4
10/09/2009 09:52 PM

Thank you, and peace be with you, dacheat.

It's going to take a while for me to stop passing judgment on everyone I meet in my secular, everyday activities now.

Bless you.

That's for real now!

Amityville Ravos 34,430 10
10/09/2009 10:29 PM

Unfortunately, regardless of ordination, you need to actually ask the pope to perform exorcisms.

Miss Trixxie's cuming up behind you 64,479 13
10/09/2009 11:05 PM

I'mmmmmm BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBack! Anybody miss me?

KChiki #668 - Neighbor of the Beast 50,447 11
10/09/2009 11:07 PM

Hi Trixie!

JBush2012 453 8
10/09/2009 11:11 PM

You did say scary...Right?

Bill the Zombie Squirrel 25,537 8
10/09/2009 11:26 PM

Whatever you do...no matter what anyone tells you...do NOT start a "I need a new tagline" thread.


No problem, we can use this one.



Hey! cakes and ale needs a new tagline. Could all you guys help her out?


I'm thinking:


cakes and ale: Queen of mistakes.

What? That's already taken? Shakespeare!

JBush/Palin2012 453 8
10/09/2009 11:45 PM

Really scary?

cakes and ale 2,137 4
10/10/2009 02:28 AM

Queen of mistakes.

What? That's already taken? Shakespeare!

Yeah, your soon to be ex wife got to it first.

Bride of Frankenfurter 168,284 11
10/10/2009 02:42 AM

I miss Jade.

HI TRIXXIE! Did I tell you how beautiful you look today?

Millie 107,068 10
10/10/2009 04:27 AM

I missed you, Trixxie!

Dr. Shempenstein's Monster 16,504 9
10/10/2009 08:09 AM

Snakes & Hail: The 8th Sign of the Apocalypse.

Poison Cakes & Tainted Ale.



That's all I got.

It's the Easter Shempy; Hoo-ray! 16,504 9
10/10/2009 08:45 AM

It's October, folks! You know what that means: time to change that tired old tagline to something festive! Be creative, But make sure we still know who you are. You know, or not, if you want to be super tricky, and not very treating.




No.



And just to be even more contrary, I'm changing my name from something Halloweenie to something less so.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 9,100 6
10/10/2009 08:51 AM

But Easter is when Jesus rises from the dead. That's officially a zombie and therefore related to Halloween, try again.

Shemped on the 4th of July 16,504 9
10/10/2009 08:58 AM

But Easter is when Jesus rises from the dead. That's officially a zombie and therefore related to Halloween, try again








Indeed.

Phla hates you. 103,470 13
10/10/2009 09:08 AM

Tom Cruise is the scariest Froster on the planet.

Try again.

Piquantrax from the Dead 907 4
10/10/2009 11:21 AM

I am so Frost-ing creative.

Brad Poynter 7,207 7
10/20/2009 09:17 PM

I heard that using your real name online was scary.

(formerly Mighty Kind)

Amityville Ravos 34,430 10
10/20/2009 09:33 PM

Haha, Poynt-dexter.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 9,100 6
10/20/2009 09:42 PM

The "dexter" part's kind of scary

Brad Poynter 7,207 7
10/20/2009 09:49 PM

Haha, Poynt-dexter.

Hadn't heard that one since 1989. Memmmmmoorrieesss.......