I also had a cat named Gooneygoogoo. (5 zugs if you guess the correct movie)

Eddie Murphy's Ice Cream Man?

Oh crap. I may be in the first stages of dementia.

I remember Eddie Murphy saying gooneygoogoo in his bit. (slap the kids faces in the water, they come up with fish! Gooneygooggoo)

But, I'm thinking an actual movie.

My other cat was named Prahka. I believe Prahka was the one that said gooneygoogoo in the movie.

Get the movie, get zugs. Prove me wrong about the movie lines and humilate me? I'll give you zugs.

Go!

I forgot to tell you about Egypt. He was my daughter's cat.
When ABB turned 18 I presented her with luggage. Happy Birthday, pack your Shakespeare, and take that damn cat with you! (we always had fun parties!)

She took that luggage, packed her Shakespeare, and went to Ireland (without the cat).
ABB returned at the end of Summer and remarked what a great time she had and thanks for the luggage.
As she unpacked in her bedroom , which I neglected to turn into a study while she was gone, Egypt meanders into her room, jumps on the bed, and with all the pomp and circumstance that surrounds royalty, looks her in the eye and pisses in the center of her bed!
He was a vindictive cat. And I loved him after that.
So, after a few years of college, ABB finally moved out. I agreed to keep the cat.
One winter day, (south florida, 60 degrees) Egypt wanted to go outside. The sun was up and I knew he liked to be warm. I put him on the porch then tended to my day to day.
When the sun began to set, I realized Egypt was outside. When I found him, he was half in half out of the sunset and stiff as a pubescent pecker.
So dressed him in ABBs favorite robe and put a penny on his eye (for tolls).

He was a good cat.
Egypt 1990-2008

Did you just post a picture of a cat you killed and dressed up for its funeral?



You're going to do well here.

I didn't kill it on purpose...

I just accidentally forgot that it should have been dead nearly 10 years ago and left it's anemic body out in the cold so I could cover it in my daughters favorite bathrobe.

He had a lovely funeral.

We burned candles through the night. (I drank beer)

I think the movie would be 'Delirious' with Eddie Murphy. I also remember it from his stand up, and I know it wasn't on 'Raw'.

Anyway, I had a dog named Dog. Not D-O-G, but just Dog.

Cold? 60 degrees?

Does not compute.

Live in Florida for 5 decades.

If the thermostat drops below 75 degrees, baby, my nipple can cut GLASS!

No Rev., not Eddie Murphy

Keep trying

I don't know why but I have the compulsion to name all the cats we get after Mexican Food. So far we've had Taco, Nacho, Burrito (Rito for short), and Chimichanga (Chimi). Everyone thinks I'm retarded but every Mexican food cat has been a really good cat. The other two that we gave normal names were typical Emerson cats.

Maybe the stupid name ecatsulates them.

Told you, Hairy.

Aw jeez.

I'm nervous now after what Porterhouse and Mielke posted.

Did I mention I named this cat gooneygoogoo during my mushroom years? We would go out to the redneck country, cow tip, and steal mushrooms off of the cowpies then make a lovely tea with them.


Anyway, the key to the mystery is to find out who Prahka is.

Go!

Cyco, I think they are just afraid of getting eaten.

We had a cat named Lickedy-Split (no nickname). I've also had Cyrano de Bergecat, Fireworks, Valentino, Screech, Azrael and Halloween.

All the rest of our cats have been fairly standard names; Paws, Mittens, Toes, Whiskers (father of Mittens and Toes, but not Paws, and paramour of their mother Screech), Evie, Mesa (Mee-sah), Farley and Tom. We tried to call Tom something cool, but he's just a "Tom". He eats Halloween's food and is too skittish to come up to us, but he's pretty much adopted our yard as his home.

I had a dog named "Who".

I also have two cats that I've had for four years. As yet they have no names, because they have proven themselves far too stupid to answer to them.

Cyco, I think they are just afraid of getting eaten

They shouldn't be. I've told them numerous times that I don't eat Mexican Poe. It's not that it tastes bad, I just don't want to be pulling hair from my teeth for the next 3 days.

Skippy had a cat named "Spot."

In his defense, I'm not sure he knew the difference between a cat and a dog.

No, Skippy knew the difference. It's you, obviously, who doesn't know the difference between a cat and a dog. Especially the more canine breeds of cats, which are bred to herd miniature horses in the highlands of Scotland. They're faster and more agile than dogs and more independent, though training them takes more effort. But the Scottish ranchers have been using them for blah blah blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh............

The next pet I get will be named "Stains".


So when I want him near me I'll holler out, "COME..."


well you know the rest.

Growing up we had a cat named Furry Pig. She acted like a dog when it came to food, begging table scraps and eating any food that fell on the floor.

I had a friend with a dog called Askem. He thought he was so clever when people would say, "What's your dogs name?" and he would reply, "Ask,em."

He wasn't.

Hairy,

Prahka is from 'All of Me'. Now bust out the orbs, bitch.

If I remember correctly (which is never a given, the only intelligible thing he said was "Backinbowl", right?

I remember that he flushed the toilet every time the phone rang, and that Steve Martin was a riot in that movie. Other than that, and something about a hottie who rode a horse at some point, I don't remember anything else.

Oh crap. I may be in the first stages of dementia. I remember Eddie Murphy saying gooneygoogoo in his bit. (slap the kids faces in the water, they come up with fish! Gooneygooggoo)

So do I get Zugz for giving you a taste of dimentia?

Wow...I go away for one day to actually do some work and I move from 12th to 20th!....lame

The strangest name I had for a pet was probably my cat named Popcorn.

My grandma had a dog named Pootsie, another named Jacque, and another named Monique. They were all poodles.

So I show this post to my daughter last night. She backs up the claim that I am in the first stages of dementia.

She told me to give the steak and Mielke zugs.

But no one has disproved my theory that Prahka said gooneygoogoo first.

I don't remember bathing.

show-ed

*dementia*

Hairy, Prahka is from 'All of Me'. Now bust out the orbs, bitch.

DONE.

The Rev got the movie I was referring to.

Did Prahka say gooneygoogoo? or am I mixing my demented memories?

Cat - Meow Tse Tung

Kchiki - Is that true about the Scotland herding cats? Do you know what they're called?

. . .

When we got our cat, I wanted to name it a name that no other cat had/has.

No Fluffy, no Mittens, no Oreo, no Whiskers, and no Frost-ing Mrs. Penny Winkle.

We had rented Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. During Jay's little pot selling song to the tunes of Morris Day & The Time's song Jungle Love.

To refresh your memories:

15 bucks little man, put that Shakespeare in my hand. An' if the money doesnt show, then you owe me, owe me, oh.

I thought to myself, Owe me... Oh-Me... Omee. Yes that's it we will name the cat Omee(pronounced Owe me).

Now every time some one asks the cat's name, and we say Omee, it that person is under 45ish, they say "Oh", "Owe me, owe me, oh." And they break into Jungle Love.

My jungle love! Owee, owee, oh! I think I wanna know ya, know ya!

I have three cats, all of which I commonly refer to as "jackass" when they're pestering me to go outside.

I probably should have been more careful about how much or how loud I said it, because when my son started to talk, he started to call all of them Jackass too. He thought that was their names. He would point at them and yell, "Hey, Jackass!" It took quite awhile to break him of that.

Oops.

owe me, owe me, oh

Until right this second, I always thought it was Oh ee oh ee oh. The song makes more sense now.

The real song by "Morris Day and the mother-Frostin' Time" (as Jay referred to them) does say Oh-ee-oh-ee-oh. Jay's version is about the local teenager paying him for pot.

I've had several cats. In chronological order:

MaryJane (1970-1983)

Peewee (named by my sister after baseball legend Peewee Reese--before Peewee Herman's time) (1974-1987)

Charlie (1983-2001)

Emily (1987-2001)

Plato (1989-2008)

Morty (named by my ex-husband) (1996-2007)

Mishka (2002-2005)

Simcha (no longer living with me) (2006--)

Kabibe (2006--)

Daisypie (2006--)

Kchiki - Is that true about the Scotland herding cats? Do you know what they're called?

Moggies (sp)

Millie we are kindred.

I've loved and remembered all of the creatures that have called my home their domain.

And really, it's their home. I'm just the 'tard that goes to work every day to make money so I can buy them more stuff.

If reincarnation exists, I want to come back as one of my dogs.