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Submit your favorite punchline MINUS the joke.
"Tokyo? You fool, I said TAKE THE HOE!"
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.3
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
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Hydrant-monkey 1,910 9
10/08/2009 07:05 PM
"Rectum? Damn near killed em!"
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Ravosityville Horror 33,954 10
10/08/2009 07:14 PM
Moo
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hairy kari gal 5,438 6
10/08/2009 07:16 PM
"Tokyo? You fool, I said TAKE THE HOE!"
Sounds like my lyric screw up when Deep Purple played that song.
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Amusing
1 votes
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hairy kari gal 5,438 6
10/08/2009 07:17 PM
and she ain't even got a dick!
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Funny
3 votes
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Professor Nutbutter 150,770 13
10/08/2009 07:18 PM
"then they all got AIDS and died."
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Hilarious
1 votes
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the fun in disfunctional 801 4
10/08/2009 07:18 PM
A pig like that, you don't eat all at once.
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Ghost Lobstah: BOO! 9,793 9
10/08/2009 07:19 PM
Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan! Who'd want to marry a watermelon?
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Amityville Ravos 33,954 10
10/08/2009 07:21 PM
Depends how hard you throw 'em.
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Chuckleworthy
6 votes
2.7
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Hydrant-monkey 1,910 9
10/08/2009 07:21 PM
"Hey man, that's nacho cheese!"
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hairy kari gal 5,438 6
10/08/2009 08:09 PM
Thank you very much, g-nite!
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 8,652 6
10/08/2009 08:12 PM
I guess that's why she didn't move around last night
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Hilarious
4 votes
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Amityville Ravos 33,954 10
10/08/2009 08:12 PM
Supplies!
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cakes and ale 2,137 4
10/08/2009 08:14 PM
YOU RUINED MY LIFE, YOU Frost-ing Emerson!
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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Mighty Kind 7,149 7
10/08/2009 08:21 PM
Thank god you threw down that hot buttered corn last night or we would have starved.
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Hilarious
4 votes
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Whistler P. McManus 141,160 23
10/08/2009 08:25 PM
Holy Shakespeare! A talking muffin!
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Amusing
2 votes
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UnderWhere? 72,790 16
10/08/2009 08:34 PM
Ask Ford.
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Funny
4 votes
3.7
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MungChamp 22,439 16
10/08/2009 08:44 PM
So the Jew bends over to pick up the penny and they both are sent to hell.
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Funny
6 votes
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Amityville Ravos 33,954 10
10/08/2009 08:50 PM
Jacques, run! It's not a bacon tree, it's a hambush!
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 8,652 6
10/08/2009 09:10 PM
No, I said bring me a butt light!
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Funny
1 votes
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Disco Bob 2,228 5
10/08/2009 09:18 PM
yeah well, I didn't ask for a 12" pianist
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Amityville Ravos 33,954 10
10/08/2009 09:49 PM
Couldn't find the bowl.
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Funny
3 votes
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Count Fucksockula 1,080 3
10/08/2009 09:51 PM
Acne waits 'til you're 14 before it comes all over your face..
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Funny
1 votes
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 8,652 6
10/08/2009 09:58 PM
I should have stayed in my Pokeball.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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hairy kari gal 5,438 6
10/08/2009 10:05 PM
Acne waits 'til you're 14 before it comes all over your face..
I was 11 when I got my first zit.
My cousin said, "Here I got some cream that'll clear that up!"
It really was a miracle cream. I told him we could get rich selling it. But, after 4 decades, he's just not up to the job.
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 8,652 6
10/08/2009 11:01 PM
The first time I told him how big it was. The second time I screwed him in the ass.
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Funny
4 votes
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Pants 12,163 13
10/08/2009 11:07 PM
"Nothing. You already told her twice."
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Whistler P. McMadness 1,391 5
10/09/2009 01:43 AM
That's a mop bucket you dumbass.
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Count Fucksockula 1,080 3
10/09/2009 02:02 AM
I'm sorry sir, we don't have any jumpers for hens but I do have a pullover for your Coleridge.
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Reverend Dave 'Hell' Rodriguez 2,330 0
10/09/2009 02:13 AM
I think so, but then it'd be Snow White and the Seven Samurai...
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Funny
1 votes
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TheFoye 53,734 10
10/09/2009 02:28 AM
Happy Banana Clown!
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Crash Test Mummy 3,567 7
10/09/2009 03:41 AM
Do you really think I wished for a 10 inch pianist?
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Crash Test Mummy 3,567 7
10/09/2009 03:43 AM
Damn you Disco Bob... Forget that I didn't read ALL the posts before getting mine in there.
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Funny
2 votes
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Thud 53,060 10
10/09/2009 04:00 AM
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Lorenzo Duke 3,049 6
11/07/2009 07:13 AM
"Rectum? You almost obliterated 'em!"
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Lord Blackadder 313 1
11/07/2009 07:28 AM
You don't get many of those to the pound.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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Dogs Akimbo 158,524 11
11/07/2009 08:36 AM
"Help me find my car keys and we can drive out together."
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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Lord Blackadder 313 1
11/07/2009 09:15 AM
"Yes my child, I have provided many things for which I should be famous, but you Frost one goat...."
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Funny
1 votes
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Trickster 171 1
11/08/2009 02:18 AM
No I spit.
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Straw potato casserole 59,473 11
11/08/2009 02:27 AM
...and then he said, "Oh good, you found the dog's ass scratcher!"
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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Dead Jeeni 10,995 10
11/08/2009 08:14 AM
"I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.7
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Lorenzo Duke 3,049 6
11/09/2009 02:44 PM
"That's not my hand, but don't stop shaking it"
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1 votes
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the fun in disfunctional 801 4
11/09/2009 08:17 PM
His face sure rings a bell
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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the fun in disfunctional 801 4
11/09/2009 08:18 PM
He's a dead ringer for his brother.
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the fun in disfunctional 801 4
11/10/2009 11:41 PM
I said "bring back posse".
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1 votes
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Piquantrax Pie and Football 907 4
11/11/2009 12:11 AM
Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
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Lobster With Gravy and Stuffing 9,793 9
11/11/2009 12:16 AM
Well, when you put it that way, eating an elephant makes much more sense.
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A hunk o' burning Ravos 33,954 10
11/11/2009 05:21 PM
Oooooooooh noooooooooo...I'm on the wrong train! I was trying to get to small talk.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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A hunk o' burning Ravos 33,954 10
11/11/2009 05:32 PM
"Couldn't find the bowl!"
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Funny
3 votes
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Warm Chance Buns. 168,178 11
11/11/2009 05:55 PM
"He will be a little Coleridge-eyed."
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hairy punkin pie gal 5,438 6 wipes mouth
11/12/2009 11:32 AM
Naw, that's just a little ice cream.
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Lord Blackadder 313 1
11/12/2009 07:04 PM
"Well, you did say 'Frost the IRS'"
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