Hydrant-monkey 1,910 9
10/08/2009 07:05 PM

"Rectum? Damn near killed em!"

Ravosityville Horror 33,954 10
10/08/2009 07:14 PM

Moo

hairy kari gal 5,438 6
10/08/2009 07:16 PM

"Tokyo? You fool, I said TAKE THE HOE!"

Sounds like my lyric screw up when Deep Purple played that song.

hairy kari gal 5,438 6
10/08/2009 07:17 PM

and she ain't even got a dick!

Professor Nutbutter 150,770 13
10/08/2009 07:18 PM

"then they all got AIDS and died."

the fun in disfunctional 801 4
10/08/2009 07:18 PM

A pig like that, you don't eat all at once.

Ghost Lobstah: BOO! 9,793 9
10/08/2009 07:19 PM

Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan! Who'd want to marry a watermelon?

Amityville Ravos 33,954 10
10/08/2009 07:21 PM

Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Hydrant-monkey 1,910 9
10/08/2009 07:21 PM

"Hey man, that's nacho cheese!"

hairy kari gal 5,438 6
10/08/2009 08:09 PM

Thank you very much, g-nite!

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 8,652 6
10/08/2009 08:12 PM

I guess that's why she didn't move around last night

Amityville Ravos 33,954 10
10/08/2009 08:12 PM

Supplies!

cakes and ale 2,137 4
10/08/2009 08:14 PM

YOU RUINED MY LIFE, YOU Frost-ing Emerson!

Mighty Kind 7,149 7
10/08/2009 08:21 PM

Thank god you threw down that hot buttered corn last night or we would have starved.

Whistler P. McManus 141,160 23
10/08/2009 08:25 PM

Holy Shakespeare! A talking muffin!

UnderWhere? 72,790 16
10/08/2009 08:34 PM

Ask Ford.

MungChamp 22,439 16
10/08/2009 08:44 PM

So the Jew bends over to pick up the penny and they both are sent to hell.

Amityville Ravos 33,954 10
10/08/2009 08:50 PM

Jacques, run! It's not a bacon tree, it's a hambush!

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 8,652 6
10/08/2009 09:10 PM

No, I said bring me a butt light!

the fun in disfunctional 801 4
10/08/2009 09:12 PM

I do.

Disco Bob 2,228 5
10/08/2009 09:18 PM

yeah well, I didn't ask for a 12" pianist

KChiki #668 - Neighbor of the Beast 50,342 11
10/08/2009 09:22 PM

She'll Shakespeare when she sees me!

Mielke...some thing good to eat! 1,438 3
10/08/2009 09:27 PM

Why the long face?

Amityville Ravos 33,954 10
10/08/2009 09:49 PM

Couldn't find the bowl.

Count Fucksockula 1,080 3
10/08/2009 09:51 PM

Acne waits 'til you're 14 before it comes all over your face..

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 8,652 6
10/08/2009 09:58 PM

I should have stayed in my Pokeball.

hairy kari gal 5,438 6
10/08/2009 10:05 PM

Acne waits 'til you're 14 before it comes all over your face..


I was 11 when I got my first zit.
My cousin said, "Here I got some cream that'll clear that up!"

It really was a miracle cream. I told him we could get rich selling it. But, after 4 decades, he's just not up to the job.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 8,652 6
10/08/2009 11:01 PM

The first time I told him how big it was. The second time I screwed him in the ass.

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 5,975 4
10/08/2009 11:06 PM

Used farm equipment.

Pants 12,163 13
10/08/2009 11:07 PM

"Nothing. You already told her twice."

Whistler P. McMadness 1,391 5
10/09/2009 01:43 AM

That's a mop bucket you dumbass.

Count Fucksockula 1,080 3
10/09/2009 02:02 AM

I'm sorry sir, we don't have any jumpers for hens but I do have a pullover for your Coleridge.

Reverend Dave 'Hell' Rodriguez 2,330 0
10/09/2009 02:13 AM

I think so, but then it'd be Snow White and the Seven Samurai...

TheFoye 53,734 10
10/09/2009 02:28 AM

Happy Banana Clown!

Crash Test Mummy 3,567 7
10/09/2009 03:41 AM

Do you really think I wished for a 10 inch pianist?

Crash Test Mummy 3,567 7
10/09/2009 03:43 AM

Damn you Disco Bob... Forget that I didn't read ALL the posts before getting mine in there.

Thud 53,060 10
10/09/2009 04:00 AM

Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Lorenzo Duke 3,049 6
11/07/2009 07:13 AM

"Rectum? You almost obliterated 'em!"

Lord Blackadder 313 1
11/07/2009 07:28 AM

You don't get many of those to the pound.

Dogs Akimbo 158,524 11
11/07/2009 08:36 AM

"Help me find my car keys and we can drive out together."

Lord Blackadder 313 1
11/07/2009 09:15 AM

"Yes my child, I have provided many things for which I should be famous, but you Frost one goat...."

Trickster 171 1
11/08/2009 02:18 AM

No I spit.

Straw potato casserole 59,473 11
11/08/2009 02:27 AM

...and then he said, "Oh good, you found the dog's ass scratcher!"

Dead Jeeni 10,995 10
11/08/2009 08:14 AM

"I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."

Lorenzo Duke 3,049 6
11/09/2009 02:44 PM

"That's not my hand, but don't stop shaking it"

the fun in disfunctional 801 4
11/09/2009 08:17 PM

His face sure rings a bell

the fun in disfunctional 801 4
11/09/2009 08:18 PM

He's a dead ringer for his brother.

KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 50,342 11
11/09/2009 08:37 PM

"No Soap, Radio!"

the fun in disfunctional 801 4
11/10/2009 11:41 PM

I said "bring back posse".

Piquantrax Pie and Football 907 4
11/11/2009 12:11 AM

Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Lobster With Gravy and Stuffing 9,793 9
11/11/2009 12:16 AM

Well, when you put it that way, eating an elephant makes much more sense.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 33,954 10
11/11/2009 05:21 PM

Oooooooooh noooooooooo...I'm on the wrong train! I was trying to get to small talk.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 33,954 10
11/11/2009 05:32 PM

"Couldn't find the bowl!"

Warm Chance Buns. 168,178 11
11/11/2009 05:55 PM

"He will be a little Coleridge-eyed."

hairy punkin pie gal 5,438 6 wipes mouth
11/12/2009 11:32 AM

Naw, that's just a little ice cream.

Lord Blackadder 313 1
11/12/2009 07:04 PM

"Well, you did say 'Frost the IRS'"