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Submit your favorite punchline MINUS the joke.
"Tokyo? You fool, I said TAKE THE HOE!"
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.3
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
2.8
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Hydrant-monkey 9,434 21
10/08/2009 10:05 AM
"Rectum? Damn near killed em!"
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Ravosityville Horror 62,324 20
10/08/2009 10:14 AM
Moo
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hairy kari gal 12,064 15
10/08/2009 10:16 AM
"Tokyo? You fool, I said TAKE THE HOE!"
Sounds like my lyric screw up when Deep Purple played that song.
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Amusing
1 votes
1.0
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hairy kari gal 12,064 15
10/08/2009 10:17 AM
and she ain't even got a dick!
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Funny
3 votes
3.3
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Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
10/08/2009 10:18 AM
"then they all got AIDS and died."
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Hilarious
1 votes
4.0
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the fun in disfunctional 1,970 6
10/08/2009 10:18 AM
A pig like that, you don't eat all at once.
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0 votes
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Ghost Lobstah: BOO! 17,387 30
10/08/2009 10:19 AM
Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan! Who'd want to marry a watermelon?
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Amityville Ravos 62,324 20
10/08/2009 10:21 AM
Depends how hard you throw 'em.
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Chuckleworthy
6 votes
2.7
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Hydrant-monkey 9,434 21
10/08/2009 10:21 AM
"Hey man, that's nacho cheese!"
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0 votes
0.0
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hairy kari gal 12,064 15
10/08/2009 11:09 AM
Thank you very much, g-nite!
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0 votes
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/08/2009 11:12 AM
I guess that's why she didn't move around last night
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Hilarious
4 votes
4.5
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Amityville Ravos 62,324 20
10/08/2009 11:12 AM
Supplies!
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0 votes
0.0
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cakes and ale 2,403 6
10/08/2009 11:14 AM
YOU RUINED MY LIFE, YOU Frost-ing Emerson!
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.7
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Mighty Kind 35,382 48
10/08/2009 11:21 AM
Thank god you threw down that hot buttered corn last night or we would have starved.
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Hilarious
4 votes
4.0
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Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
10/08/2009 11:25 AM
Holy Shakespeare! A talking muffin!
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Amusing
2 votes
1.5
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UnderWhere? 99,723 76
10/08/2009 11:34 AM
Ask Ford.
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Funny
4 votes
3.7
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MungChamp 35,886 35
10/08/2009 11:44 AM
So the Jew bends over to pick up the penny and they both are sent to hell.
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Funny
6 votes
3.3
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Amityville Ravos 62,324 20
10/08/2009 11:50 AM
Jacques, run! It's not a bacon tree, it's a hambush!
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0 votes
0.0
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/08/2009 12:10 PM
No, I said bring me a butt light!
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Disco Bob 4,322 8
10/08/2009 12:18 PM
yeah well, I didn't ask for a 12" pianist
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0 votes
0.0
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Amityville Ravos 62,324 20
10/08/2009 12:49 PM
Couldn't find the bowl.
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Funny
3 votes
3.0
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Count Fucksockula 1,133 3
10/08/2009 12:51 PM
Acne waits 'til you're 14 before it comes all over your face..
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/08/2009 12:58 PM
I should have stayed in my Pokeball.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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hairy kari gal 12,064 15
10/08/2009 01:05 PM
Acne waits 'til you're 14 before it comes all over your face..
I was 11 when I got my first zit.
My cousin said, "Here I got some cream that'll clear that up!"
It really was a miracle cream. I told him we could get rich selling it. But, after 4 decades, he's just not up to the job.
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0 votes
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/08/2009 02:01 PM
The first time I told him how big it was. The second time I screwed him in the ass.
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Funny
4 votes
3.2
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Pants 14,203 17
10/08/2009 02:07 PM
"Nothing. You already told her twice."
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0 votes
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Whistler P. McMadness 4,360 10
10/08/2009 04:43 PM
That's a mop bucket you dumbass.
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0 votes
0.0
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Count Fucksockula 1,133 3
10/08/2009 05:02 PM
I'm sorry sir, we don't have any jumpers for hens but I do have a pullover for your Coleridge.
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0 votes
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Reverend Dave 'Hell' Rodriguez 2,413 0
10/08/2009 05:13 PM
I think so, but then it'd be Snow White and the Seven Samurai...
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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TheFoye 55,700 15
10/08/2009 05:28 PM
Happy Banana Clown!
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Crash Test Mummy 3,671 9
10/08/2009 06:41 PM
Do you really think I wished for a 10 inch pianist?
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0 votes
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Crash Test Mummy 3,671 9
10/08/2009 06:43 PM
Damn you Disco Bob... Forget that I didn't read ALL the posts before getting mine in there.
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Funny
2 votes
3.5
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Thud 66,639 17
10/08/2009 07:00 PM
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Lorenzo Duke 3,100 11
11/06/2009 09:13 PM
"Rectum? You almost obliterated 'em!"
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0 votes
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Lord Blackadder 325 4
11/06/2009 09:28 PM
You don't get many of those to the pound.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.0
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Dogs Akimbo 205,203 31
11/06/2009 10:36 PM
"Help me find my car keys and we can drive out together."
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.0
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Lord Blackadder 325 4
11/06/2009 11:15 PM
"Yes my child, I have provided many things for which I should be famous, but you Frost one goat...."
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Trickster 175 4
11/07/2009 04:18 PM
No I spit.
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0 votes
0.0
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Straw potato casserole 95,441 36
11/07/2009 04:27 PM
...and then he said, "Oh good, you found the dog's ass scratcher!"
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.5
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Dead Jeeni 43,220 49
11/07/2009 10:14 PM
"I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.7
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Lorenzo Duke 3,100 11
11/09/2009 04:44 AM
"That's not my hand, but don't stop shaking it"
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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the fun in disfunctional 1,970 6
11/09/2009 10:17 AM
His face sure rings a bell
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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the fun in disfunctional 1,970 6
11/09/2009 10:18 AM
He's a dead ringer for his brother.
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0 votes
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the fun in disfunctional 1,970 6
11/10/2009 01:41 PM
I said "bring back posse".
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Amusing
1 votes
1.0
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Piquantrax Pie and Football 972 9
11/10/2009 02:11 PM
Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
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0 votes
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Lobster With Gravy and Stuffing 17,387 30
11/10/2009 02:16 PM
Well, when you put it that way, eating an elephant makes much more sense.
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0 votes
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A hunk o' burning Ravos 62,324 20
11/11/2009 07:21 AM
Oooooooooh noooooooooo...I'm on the wrong train! I was trying to get to small talk.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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A hunk o' burning Ravos 62,324 20
11/11/2009 07:32 AM
"Couldn't find the bowl!"
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Funny
3 votes
3.7
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Warm Chance Buns. 171,215 14
11/11/2009 07:55 AM
"He will be a little Coleridge-eyed."
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0 votes
0.0
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hairy punkin pie gal 12,064 15 wipes mouth
11/12/2009 01:32 AM
Naw, that's just a little ice cream.
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Lord Blackadder 325 4
11/12/2009 09:04 AM
"Well, you did say 'Frost the IRS'"
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