Hydrant-monkey 9,434 21
10/08/2009 10:05 AM

"Rectum? Damn near killed em!"

Ravosityville Horror 62,324 20
10/08/2009 10:14 AM

Moo

hairy kari gal 12,064 15
10/08/2009 10:16 AM

"Tokyo? You fool, I said TAKE THE HOE!"

Sounds like my lyric screw up when Deep Purple played that song.

hairy kari gal 12,064 15
10/08/2009 10:17 AM

and she ain't even got a dick!

Professor Nutbutter 181,220 34
10/08/2009 10:18 AM

"then they all got AIDS and died."

the fun in disfunctional 1,970 6
10/08/2009 10:18 AM

A pig like that, you don't eat all at once.

Ghost Lobstah: BOO! 17,387 30
10/08/2009 10:19 AM

Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan! Who'd want to marry a watermelon?

Amityville Ravos 62,324 20
10/08/2009 10:21 AM

Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Hydrant-monkey 9,434 21
10/08/2009 10:21 AM

"Hey man, that's nacho cheese!"

hairy kari gal 12,064 15
10/08/2009 11:09 AM

Thank you very much, g-nite!

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/08/2009 11:12 AM

I guess that's why she didn't move around last night

Amityville Ravos 62,324 20
10/08/2009 11:12 AM

Supplies!

cakes and ale 2,403 6
10/08/2009 11:14 AM

YOU RUINED MY LIFE, YOU Frost-ing Emerson!

Mighty Kind 35,382 48
10/08/2009 11:21 AM

Thank god you threw down that hot buttered corn last night or we would have starved.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
10/08/2009 11:25 AM

Holy Shakespeare! A talking muffin!

UnderWhere? 99,723 76
10/08/2009 11:34 AM

Ask Ford.

MungChamp 35,886 35
10/08/2009 11:44 AM

So the Jew bends over to pick up the penny and they both are sent to hell.

Amityville Ravos 62,324 20
10/08/2009 11:50 AM

Jacques, run! It's not a bacon tree, it's a hambush!

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/08/2009 12:10 PM

No, I said bring me a butt light!

the fun in disfunctional 1,970 6
10/08/2009 12:12 PM

I do.

Disco Bob 4,322 8
10/08/2009 12:18 PM

yeah well, I didn't ask for a 12" pianist

KChiki #668 - Neighbor of the Beast 124,186 89
10/08/2009 12:22 PM

She'll Shakespeare when she sees me!

Mielke...some thing good to eat! 1,480 5
10/08/2009 12:27 PM

Why the long face?

Amityville Ravos 62,324 20
10/08/2009 12:49 PM

Couldn't find the bowl.

Count Fucksockula 1,133 3
10/08/2009 12:51 PM

Acne waits 'til you're 14 before it comes all over your face..

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/08/2009 12:58 PM

I should have stayed in my Pokeball.

hairy kari gal 12,064 15
10/08/2009 01:05 PM

Acne waits 'til you're 14 before it comes all over your face..


I was 11 when I got my first zit.
My cousin said, "Here I got some cream that'll clear that up!"

It really was a miracle cream. I told him we could get rich selling it. But, after 4 decades, he's just not up to the job.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/08/2009 02:01 PM

The first time I told him how big it was. The second time I screwed him in the ass.

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 6,338 4
10/08/2009 02:06 PM

Used farm equipment.

Pants 14,203 17
10/08/2009 02:07 PM

"Nothing. You already told her twice."

Whistler P. McMadness 4,360 10
10/08/2009 04:43 PM

That's a mop bucket you dumbass.

Count Fucksockula 1,133 3
10/08/2009 05:02 PM

I'm sorry sir, we don't have any jumpers for hens but I do have a pullover for your Coleridge.

Reverend Dave 'Hell' Rodriguez 2,413 0
10/08/2009 05:13 PM

I think so, but then it'd be Snow White and the Seven Samurai...

TheFoye 55,700 15
10/08/2009 05:28 PM

Happy Banana Clown!

Crash Test Mummy 3,671 9
10/08/2009 06:41 PM

Do you really think I wished for a 10 inch pianist?

Crash Test Mummy 3,671 9
10/08/2009 06:43 PM

Damn you Disco Bob... Forget that I didn't read ALL the posts before getting mine in there.

Thud 66,639 17
10/08/2009 07:00 PM

Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Lorenzo Duke 3,100 11
11/06/2009 09:13 PM

"Rectum? You almost obliterated 'em!"

Lord Blackadder 325 4
11/06/2009 09:28 PM

You don't get many of those to the pound.

Dogs Akimbo 205,203 31
11/06/2009 10:36 PM

"Help me find my car keys and we can drive out together."

Lord Blackadder 325 4
11/06/2009 11:15 PM

"Yes my child, I have provided many things for which I should be famous, but you Frost one goat...."

Trickster 175 4
11/07/2009 04:18 PM

No I spit.

Straw potato casserole 95,441 36
11/07/2009 04:27 PM

...and then he said, "Oh good, you found the dog's ass scratcher!"

Dead Jeeni 43,220 49
11/07/2009 10:14 PM

"I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."

Lorenzo Duke 3,100 11
11/09/2009 04:44 AM

"That's not my hand, but don't stop shaking it"

the fun in disfunctional 1,970 6
11/09/2009 10:17 AM

His face sure rings a bell

the fun in disfunctional 1,970 6
11/09/2009 10:18 AM

He's a dead ringer for his brother.

KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 124,186 89
11/09/2009 10:37 AM

"No Soap, Radio!"

the fun in disfunctional 1,970 6
11/10/2009 01:41 PM

I said "bring back posse".

Piquantrax Pie and Football 972 9
11/10/2009 02:11 PM

Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Lobster With Gravy and Stuffing 17,387 30
11/10/2009 02:16 PM

Well, when you put it that way, eating an elephant makes much more sense.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 62,324 20
11/11/2009 07:21 AM

Oooooooooh noooooooooo...I'm on the wrong train! I was trying to get to small talk.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 62,324 20
11/11/2009 07:32 AM

"Couldn't find the bowl!"

Warm Chance Buns. 171,215 14
11/11/2009 07:55 AM

"He will be a little Coleridge-eyed."

hairy punkin pie gal 12,064 15 wipes mouth
11/12/2009 01:32 AM

Naw, that's just a little ice cream.

Lord Blackadder 325 4
11/12/2009 09:04 AM

"Well, you did say 'Frost the IRS'"