Ghost of Chickens Past 238,051 14
10/09/2009 04:45 PM

And since the deadline for getting nominated was like two weeks into his presidency, the criteria for winning were clearly:

1. Not being Dubya.
2. We already gave it to Jimmy Carter.
3. We already gave it to Al Gore.
4. We need another stellar politician with a long history of accomplishments.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 8,936 6
10/09/2009 04:58 PM

George W. Bush - The gift that keeps on giving. I hope in his acceptance speech that Pres. Obama at least gives a shout out to Dubya.

"And I'd like to thank George W. Bush, for being the biggest failure of a President ever. I could sit in the White House watching TV for the next 4 years and still be proclaimed as the Messiah compared to him."

Mighty Kind 7,153 7
10/09/2009 05:00 PM

Are we sure that its not the Knowbell Peas Prize that you get for fooling white people?

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 8,936 6
10/09/2009 05:09 PM

Lordy, lordy! You sho fooled dis ere darkie! I's not be beleeding dis!

KChiki #668 - Neighbor of the Beast 50,416 11
10/09/2009 05:13 PM

I agree it was premature. I'm glad the rest of the world has brightened their opinion of the U.S. and I look forward to changes to come, but I have to agree that he really hasn't done much yet. Couldn't they wait to nominate him until next year or something, so he actually has something to show for it?

Disco Poltergeist 2,237 5
10/09/2009 06:14 PM

Calm down chix, Yasser Arafat also won a Nobel prize. Has anyone put any stock into them since they gave a PEACE prize to a terrorist? They might as well be made of chocolate and covered in tin foil.

Ghost Lobstah: BOO! 9,793 9
10/09/2009 06:18 PM

For Heaven's sake, take it to HoB!

Ghost of Chickens Past 238,051 14
10/13/2009 05:46 PM

Most excellent point, Disco.

Shut it Lobster. The open door policy is the only reason you're still here.

Bill the Zombie Squirrel 25,498 8
10/13/2009 06:01 PM

Shut it Lobster. The open door policy is the only reason you're still here.

Well that and the fact she's dumber than a box of rocks.

Trae - With No Make Up On, BOO! 156,239 10
10/13/2009 06:32 PM

Yeah, it's not like she showed her boobs to gain favor or anything.

Amityville Ravos 34,281 10
10/13/2009 06:34 PM

Shut it Lobster. The open door policy is the only reason you're still here.

Most excellent point, Chickens.

The Mailman 130,567 14
10/13/2009 08:20 PM

You have it all wrong. Clearly, Barack Obama received the Nobel Prize for his accomplishments in maintaining peace in Illinois during his time as a senator there.

Facts:

1. Despite dozens of boat people fleeing from Detroit to the Western shores of Lake Michigan after the demise of General Motors, there was no civil war, malaria outbreak or widespread famine in Illinois.
2. The riots following the Steve Bartman incident in 2003 quickly faded and the Cubs fell back into irrelevance the following season.
3. The most dangerous people in Illinois are the players of the Chicago Bears, and they haven't impressed, let alone terrorized anyone since 1985.

Mancrow 7,831 8
10/13/2009 08:39 PM

Yasser Arafat also won a Nobel prize. Has anyone put any stock into them since they gave a PEACE prize to a terrorist.

Yasser Arafat was given the Nobel Peace Prize not because of what he did or did not do, but to try to give the Israeli / Palestinian peace process a push in the right direction. They used it as a tool to promote peace, not as an actual "prize". It sent a message that said "The world is watching and supports what you are trying to do".

It was the same for Al Gore and the case hasn't changed for the President. The committee decided to give Mr. Obama the prize because they feel the nations of the world support what he is trying to accomplish.

All of this talk about what the President has actually accomplished, just a slap at former President Bush, they gave it to a terrorist, ext... is nonsense and at the very least short-sighted.

And I might add that it's this same short-sightedness that gets people like George W. Bush into public office in the first place .

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 8,936 6
10/13/2009 09:01 PM

Just for the hell of it I tried to find out who was nominated and I found this:

The names of the nominees and other information about the nominations cannot be revealed until 50 years later

Source

Of course they don't want to reveal the nominations. They don't want to be criticized for their decisions. I still think it's bullShakespeare.

Don't get me wrong, I like Obama, I voted for Obama, I even campaigned for him in my predominantly Republican county, but what they did is equiventlent to awarding Brett Favre the MVP award for this year just because he did really well in his 1st 4 games. I say sit on the Nobel award for a year and see what Obama does first before giving it to him. That's not shortsighted, that's awarding accomplishments.

Ghost of Chickens Past 238,051 14
10/13/2009 10:03 PM

I'll take your short sightedness and raise you one yuraFrost-ingidjit, Mr. Mancrow.

Mancrow 7,831 8
10/13/2009 10:09 PM

You sound like Rush Limbaugh.

Whistler P. McManus 141,410 23
10/13/2009 10:40 PM

Chickens is more like O'Reilly, with a pinch of Limbaugh and a prettier face than Coulter.

Disco Poltergeist 2,237 5
10/13/2009 10:43 PM

Yasser Arafat founded Fatah, which was long a proponent of violence and terrorism in the middle east. For one they were fundamentally against the Isreali state. Now it is true that in the early 90's they changed their views and took a less militant approach. That does not mean their leader should get a peace prize. The president may have some good ideas, he may have made some promises however we have no proof that he will be able to keep them.

Talk that the president has accomplished anything yet, none the less saying he had accomplished anything by the time the nomination was due, which was February 1, 2009 is naive to say the least. Do you realize that Mr. Obama had been in office for about 2 weeks when the nomination was made?

Pubah 47,449 11
10/14/2009 12:35 AM

Limbaugh, O'Rielly, Beck, or Coulter couldn't carry Chix's truss jock strap.
Great points...I'll just say, "Congratulations Mr. President. Now get back to work."

Pubah 47,449 11
10/14/2009 12:39 AM

On a related note:

Why did Republicans pick Sarah Palin over the uberhot and knowledgeable Condi Rice? (she could go sleeveless and challenge Michelle Obama to an arm wrestling contest)

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 8,936 6
10/14/2009 01:09 AM

My guess is that they secretly knew they were going to lose and wanted to keep Condi in the wings for a 2012 run. Maybe she'll run with Jeb Bush. Who's up for some Bush/Rice in 2012?

Mancrow 7,831 8
10/14/2009 01:18 AM

I'll take some Bush with a side of Rice.

Pubah 47,449 11
10/14/2009 02:38 AM

Chickens n Rice tastes sounds better...me thinks

Amityville Ravos 34,281 10
10/14/2009 03:48 PM

You guys and your rice bushes.

Trae - With No Make Up On, BOO! 156,239 10
10/14/2009 04:44 PM

Ah So......

hairy kari gal 5,514 7
10/14/2009 04:51 PM

Emerson!

Ghost Lobstah: BOO! 9,793 9
10/15/2009 01:49 AM

Yeah, it's not like she showed her boobs to gain favor or anything.

Trae, you're such a tard. I never showed boobies on here. I showed a bunch of pictures of me in t-shirts, that may or may not have contained real or fake boobies.

dinesh 21,828 14
10/15/2009 01:55 AM

I just thought I would pop in and say: Mmmm, boobies.

Mighty Kind 7,153 7
10/15/2009 02:41 AM

I was going to jump in on the political debate, but then boobies were mentioned and my train of thought derailed on a nipple.

The Aristocrat 182 2
10/15/2009 02:44 AM

k. I just have to say it...

I'm not in any way, shape or form an Obama fan... I'm not a Bush fan either. I'm a Constitutionalist Libertarian, and they're both too close to communism for me.

Obama's nomination didn't necessarily come between Jan 20 and Feb 1. He very well may have been nominated before he was inaugurated for the promises he made before and after being elected... by Europeans who don't have a complete grasp of the unique political process we have in this country.

On the other hand, maybe they're just a bunch of commie euro-trash who had already denigrated the award by giving it to Carter (who can't even remember to pull his dick out before he takes a piss), Gore (who had to make up a worldwide crisis, since punking the whole world by claiming to invent the internet didn't work so well for him), and Arafat (who never met a 'zionist' who should be allowed to live), and they couldn't figure out how to give it posthumously to Chairman Mao and Stalin.

Just my two cents.

Prammibal Lecter 53,383 11
10/15/2009 03:15 AM

Didn't Ronald Reagan win a Nobel Feast Prize for eating a Frost-ton of jelly beans?

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 55,588 21
10/15/2009 03:23 AM

I was going to be really offended by this thread and bitch a whole lot but then I saw that Chickens started it and I realized it would do about as much good as getting upset at Glenn Beck or Ann Coulter. No matter what argument I made and no matter what I linked to as evidence to back up my argument it would accomplish as much as sticking my tongue out and farting in Chix's general direction.

Prammibal Lecter 53,383 11
10/15/2009 03:56 AM

Taco- farting for a political cause is HOT

j/k

Prammibal Lecter 53,383 11
10/15/2009 03:57 AM

Taco- farting for on a political cause is HOT

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 55,588 21
10/15/2009 04:15 AM

Unfortunately I don't think I can fart at will without crapping my pants. Can anyone? And how did they acquire said talent?

Thud 53,114 10
10/15/2009 04:30 AM

Lots of training and the appropriate diet will help you learn to be able to fart at will.

The Aristocrat 182 2
10/15/2009 04:36 AM

Who's Will and why does everyone want to fart at him?

Prammibal Lecter 53,383 11
10/15/2009 08:01 AM

Wheaton.


And I don't think you need a reason to want to fart on him. From the looks of his expression, I think he wants to fart on himself.

...or maybe he did.

Thud 53,114 10
10/15/2009 08:18 AM

That sweater gives me an idea for Secret Santa...

Prammibal Lecter 53,383 11
10/15/2009 10:37 AM

NO YOU DON'T!!!

...but only because I'll know what you're getting me.

Whistler P. McManus 141,410 23
10/15/2009 08:41 PM

sticking my tongue out and farting in Chix's general direction.


SKEET! SKEET! SKEET!

hairy kari gal 5,514 7
10/15/2009 09:54 PM

Whistler P. McManus
10/15/2009 11:41 AM
sticking my tongue out and farting in Chix's general direction.


SKEET! SKEET! SKEET!




EEWWW, EEWW, EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW.

I'm not sure EXACTLY what "skeet" means, but the first time I heard that was when my, now, husband asked me if I skeeted.
I asked, with a sour face, are YOU asking if I had an orgasm?

Well, Mr. Backwoods, Pennsylvania deer hunter, fish slayer, ridge runner, bar hopper, skag Froster, piss behind the house drunkard; if you wanted to know if I enjoyed the pleasure that you're giving me, all you have to do is get in the kitchen and make me a sammich!...
If it's good, I'll invite you back to the bed.

So, 10 years later, when the neighbors smell my hubby's grill firing up, they magically appear with appetizers, sides, and lots of adult beverages. I understand why. My guy gives the neighborhood the best, most entertaining "food orgsam" they've ever had.

Because I'm aged, I forget why I am writing.
But I remember THIS!

MANHOLE!!! Now that you have a new "grill". Tell me about your culinary grill skills.
oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahhh.

Amityville Ravos 34,281 10
10/15/2009 09:55 PM

Don't make me get all up in yo' grill.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 8,936 6
10/16/2009 12:23 AM

sticking my tongue out and farting in Chix's general direction.


SKEET! SKEET! SKEET!

Looks like Whistler's about 5 years behind in the hip-hop semen references. I'll be looking forward to 2013 when he starts yelling about "Supermaning that ho"

Prammibal Lecter 53,383 11
10/16/2009 12:36 AM

Because I'm aged, I forget why I am writing.

Because I'm aged, I smell fermented.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 8,936 6
10/16/2009 02:46 AM

Wil Wheaton

And I don't think you need a reason to want to fart on him. From the looks of his expression, I think he wants to fart on himself.

...or maybe he did.

I think he's just pissed that wore a red shirt on Star Trek for all those years and wasn't allowed to die.

Whistler P. McManus 141,410 23
10/16/2009 05:42 PM

Looks like Whistler's about 5 years behind in the hip-hop semen references. I'll be looking forward to 2013 when he starts yelling about "Supermaning that ho"


I'll forgive your lack of knowledge because you're a six-week wonder. I'm actually about 150 years behind in the area of musical references. As far as the skeet reference goes, I intended it as a call back to a popular reference on THIS SITE.

As far as hip-hop goes, I hope I never catch up with the cultural references of a culture that denigrates women, glorifies crime and violence and perpetuates ignorance of common courtesy.





See how I did that without saying "shut the Frost up, n00b?"

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 8,936 6 writes in notebook "Whistler does NOT like hip-hop"
10/16/2009 05:51 PM

Knowledge received and retained.

So then what you're really trying to say is some rappers ripped off the whole skeet reference off of Zug? Those bastards!

Amityville Ravos 34,281 10
10/16/2009 05:54 PM

As far as hip-hop ZUG Live goes, I hope I never catch up with the cultural references of a culture that denigrates women, glorifies crime and violence and perpetuates ignorance of common courtesy.
Fix'd!