Just curious how many of you have fallen victim to the flu I'm affectionately calling, The Swine? As a survivor, I'd like to think of something funny about it since this IS a comedy website....
So I've come up with this:
Once exposed to the germ, I knew it was inevitable that I would be suffering from this malaise at any time. I had been given a preventative course of Tamiflu but due to the level of exposure (heh) I knew it wouldn't help that much. I decided that I would do what I can to avoid the worst of it so I went to get the presecription. While in the line to get it filled, I happened to say the word TAMIFLU out loud several times, just to see what would happen.
I've never seen so many people break away from a pack in my life. For a brief moment there were no long grocery lines. It was like parting the Red Sea. A man in the Deli line actually covered his toddler's mouth and moved away the minute he heard me utter the word.
It would be funny if we could work this word into a sentence in public and see what hilarity ensues. If not, then make something up.
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