She's Craving Brainkinis 62,254 18
10/10/2009 07:07 AM

Know what I watched last night? The first episode of True Blood.

Know what sucked? The first episode of True Blood.

We all kept watching it, however, because everyone - and I mean everyone on that show - has a hilariously thick southern accent. That was excellent.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/10/2009 11:25 AM

You see Blade? This is what happens when you kill all the cool vampires. You get gay emo sparkle vampires. Thanks a lot Daywalker.

Whistler P. McMadness 4,360 10
10/10/2009 12:11 PM

You have a much cooler night job than you let on, Mr. McManus!

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/10/2009 05:44 PM

Whistler's daughter isn't too bad looking either. I'd pound that like a stake through the heart.

Pubah 54,895 17
10/12/2009 03:43 PM

Capcon of first picture:
"Ah, found you. What were you doin wit ma daughter all night, MothaFrostah?"

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/12/2009 03:46 PM

Finally I've found a vampire that's a bigger douchebag than Deacon Frost!

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 6,338 4
10/12/2009 04:02 PM

Pubah's scenario:

Capcon of first picture:
"Ah, found you. What were you doin wit ma daughter all night, MothaFrostah?"

Real life:

You are NOT the father!

Pants 14,213 17
10/12/2009 04:27 PM

"Blade calmly waits for the couple to become aroused before breaking off the small, pale, protrusion and jamming it through boy's heart."

Prammibal Lecter 78,171 40
10/12/2009 04:41 PM

Yep, twilight is over... It is now Midnight in the garden of good and evil.

...with Blade as the black chick.

Hey, Wesley Snipes is no stranger to cross-dressing!


To Wong Foo... Thanks for everything. But this dress is kind of riding up my ass, and this bra is all sweaty. Also, what's up with my eye? I'm not tryin' to be no Lisa Lopes! Sheeeeit.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/12/2009 06:03 PM

That's Wesley Snipes? I thought it was Barry Bonds.

Pubah 54,895 17
10/12/2009 08:39 PM

Nice boobs...good to see the roids do more than pack on muscle

Mielke...some thing good to eat! 1,480 5
10/12/2009 10:33 PM

I don't watch this show.....and i wasn't in the chess club so I don't get.
But enjoy it just the same don't mind me.

Prammibal Lecter 78,171 40
10/13/2009 12:48 PM

That's Wesley Snipes? I thought it was Barry Bonds

Well played, my good man.

Ravos the red nosed reindeer 62,361 20
12/10/2009 09:36 AM

I think this is the best capcon thread I've ever seen.

Zanzibar!

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
12/10/2009 10:37 AM

Messy hair guy: "Everyone keeps saying this movie is so gay. We've got to do something to make it less gay."

Cute chick from Adventureland: "I know, you could suck Wesley Snipes Coleridge. That would make this movie less gay."

Alarm Clock the chubby Snow-bot 6,338 4
12/10/2009 11:00 AM

Fagpire: "Actually, the whole aversion to garlic thing is a myth..."

*Blade walks up from behind*

"... but I hate eggplants with a passion. Can't stand the sight of 'em, and they smell like wet dogs. I wish we could just rid the world of them."

Blade: "What the Frost did you just say?"

Manmeat 478 4
12/10/2009 03:44 PM

Any questions?