Thud 66,695 17
10/12/2009 08:58 PM

Do you suppose she has a special holster for the turkey leg?

Pants 14,213 17
10/12/2009 09:13 PM

I'm not sure she needs a holster; she has plenty of room. If she was a piece of furniture she'd be a roll top desk.

Phla hates you. 130,632 34
10/12/2009 09:16 PM

Jokes on you pal. She's holding a suspect between her butt cheeks.

Thud 66,695 17
10/12/2009 09:27 PM

Who wants to bet that her drink is a diet Coke?

Pubah 54,895 17
10/12/2009 09:40 PM

At least she gets plenty of excersise...


...waddling from consession stand to consession stand

Mielke...some thing good to eat! 1,480 5
10/12/2009 10:29 PM

Man those stripes on her pants make her look tall!

Pubah 54,895 17
10/12/2009 11:04 PM

Does that turkey leg make her ass look big?

Whistler P. McMadness 4,360 10
10/13/2009 12:17 AM

It'd be great to see her attempt to run after a criminal.
She'd likely give up the chase after half a block then throw her turkey leg at the perpetrator in anger and defiance.

She would then lament her decision and buy another one.

Reverend Dave 'Hell' Rodriguez 2,413 0
10/13/2009 01:25 AM

I am just wondering what the hell that big green SWAT van is doing in the park.

Gonzo 20,504 16
10/13/2009 06:04 AM

Aww... poor thing. Must have a glandular problem.

But the huge globular security officer already ate it, so you guys will never see what I'm talking about.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/13/2009 08:13 AM

A cow dressed like a police officer eating a turkey? Now I have seen it all.

Hydrant-monkey 9,447 21
10/13/2009 08:46 AM

Affirmative action at work!

Bill the Zombie Squirrel 53,130 53
10/13/2009 08:59 AM

I know this goes without saying but,



I'd hit it.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/13/2009 09:46 AM

I'd hit it.

One bit of advice though. If you value your turkey leg, don't get it anywhere near her mouth.

Pubah 54,895 17
10/13/2009 03:37 PM

Referrs to Weight Loss Thread

Maybe someone should slip some meth into one of those Turkeylegs

WE tar TED 17 3 It'd be great to see her attempt to run after a criminal. She'd likely give up the chase after half a block then throw her turkey leg at the perpetrator in anger and defiance.
10/19/2009 02:35 PM

You really think she'd choose to throw her beloved at a perp? Do you not know any fat people at all?

Pants 14,213 17
10/19/2009 02:39 PM

I wonder if those are extra clips of ammo in her belt or condiments.

Shemped on the 4th of July 22,212 16
10/19/2009 03:08 PM

I'd pay to see some one try to snag that turkey leg out of her hand.


She'd deliver a beat down to end all beat downs.


It be a blur of fat, black, pepper spray, turkey, night stick, blood, and grease.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/19/2009 04:09 PM

I'd pay to see some one try to snag that turkey leg out of her hand

I'll do it if I'm allowed to distract her with a ham first.

wulver 52 6
10/19/2009 08:43 PM

She's not really in any kind of law enforcement. She just disguises herself in an intimidating way so no one would think to steal her turkeh lehg.

Jus' Keep Punning 5 3
10/30/2009 02:13 AM

Ladies and gentlemen. I introduce to you, LolCops

Night of the Living Ravos 62,361 20
10/30/2009 06:45 AM

All you'd have to do is show her her own arm, and she would try to eat it, having mistaken it for a Christmas ham.