Thud 53,127 10
10/13/2009 05:58 AM

Do you suppose she has a special holster for the turkey leg?

Pants 12,163 13
10/13/2009 06:13 AM

I'm not sure she needs a holster; she has plenty of room. If she was a piece of furniture she'd be a roll top desk.

Phla hates you. 103,515 13
10/13/2009 06:16 AM

Jokes on you pal. She's holding a suspect between her butt cheeks.

Thud 53,127 10
10/13/2009 06:27 AM

Who wants to bet that her drink is a diet Coke?

Pubah 47,456 11
10/13/2009 06:40 AM

At least she gets plenty of excersise...


...waddling from consession stand to consession stand

Mielke...some thing good to eat! 1,438 3
10/13/2009 07:29 AM

Man those stripes on her pants make her look tall!

Pubah 47,456 11
10/13/2009 08:04 AM

Does that turkey leg make her ass look big?

Whistler P. McMadness 1,407 5
10/13/2009 09:17 AM

It'd be great to see her attempt to run after a criminal.
She'd likely give up the chase after half a block then throw her turkey leg at the perpetrator in anger and defiance.

She would then lament her decision and buy another one.

Reverend Dave 'Hell' Rodriguez 2,330 0
10/13/2009 10:25 AM

I am just wondering what the hell that big green SWAT van is doing in the park.

Gonzo 17,604 12
10/13/2009 03:04 PM

Aww... poor thing. Must have a glandular problem.

But the huge globular security officer already ate it, so you guys will never see what I'm talking about.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 9,115 6
10/13/2009 05:13 PM

A cow dressed like a police officer eating a turkey? Now I have seen it all.

Hydrant-monkey 1,947 9
10/13/2009 05:46 PM

Affirmative action at work!

Bill the Zombie Squirrel 25,554 8
10/13/2009 05:59 PM

I know this goes without saying but,



I'd hit it.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 9,115 6
10/13/2009 06:46 PM

I'd hit it.

One bit of advice though. If you value your turkey leg, don't get it anywhere near her mouth.

Pubah 47,456 11
10/14/2009 12:37 AM

Referrs to Weight Loss Thread

Maybe someone should slip some meth into one of those Turkeylegs

WE tar TED 17 1 It'd be great to see her attempt to run after a criminal. She'd likely give up the chase after half a block then throw her turkey leg at the perpetrator in anger and defiance.
10/19/2009 11:35 PM

You really think she'd choose to throw her beloved at a perp? Do you not know any fat people at all?

Pants 12,163 13
10/19/2009 11:39 PM

I wonder if those are extra clips of ammo in her belt or condiments.

Shemped on the 4th of July 16,509 9
10/20/2009 12:08 AM

I'd pay to see some one try to snag that turkey leg out of her hand.


She'd deliver a beat down to end all beat downs.


It be a blur of fat, black, pepper spray, turkey, night stick, blood, and grease.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 9,115 6
10/20/2009 01:09 AM

I'd pay to see some one try to snag that turkey leg out of her hand

I'll do it if I'm allowed to distract her with a ham first.

wulver 47 4
10/20/2009 05:43 AM

She's not really in any kind of law enforcement. She just disguises herself in an intimidating way so no one would think to steal her turkeh lehg.

Jus' Keep Punning 5 1
10/30/2009 11:13 AM

Ladies and gentlemen. I introduce to you, LolCops

Night of the Living Ravos 34,446 10
10/30/2009 03:45 PM

All you'd have to do is show her her own arm, and she would try to eat it, having mistaken it for a Christmas ham.