To Protect and Serve
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by TheVelveTurd | 10/13/2009 12:55 AM | 973 views
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To Protect ( my muhFrostin food) and Serve (Mahsef sumoa dis tuhr-kay)
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Funny
9 votes
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.2
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Thud
10/13/2009 12:58 AM
Do you suppose she has a special holster for the turkey leg?
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Hilarious
3 votes
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Pants
10/13/2009 01:13 AM
I'm not sure she needs a holster; she has plenty of room. If she was a piece of furniture she'd be a roll top desk.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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Phla hates you.
10/13/2009 01:16 AM
Jokes on you pal. She's holding a suspect between her butt cheeks.
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Funny
4 votes
3.2
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Thud
10/13/2009 01:27 AM
Who wants to bet that her drink is a diet Coke?
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Hilarious
1 votes
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Pubah
10/13/2009 01:40 AM
At least she gets plenty of excersise...
...waddling from consession stand to consession stand
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Pubah
10/13/2009 03:04 AM
Does that turkey leg make her ass look big?
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Amusing
1 votes
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Whistler P. McMadness
10/13/2009 04:17 AM
It'd be great to see her attempt to run after a criminal.
She'd likely give up the chase after half a block then throw her turkey leg at the perpetrator in anger and defiance.
She would then lament her decision and buy another one.
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Hilarious
2 votes
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Reverend Dave 'Hell' Rodriguez
10/13/2009 05:25 AM
I am just wondering what the hell that big green SWAT van is doing in the park.
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Funny
2 votes
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Gonzo
10/13/2009 10:04 AM
Aww... poor thing. Must have a glandular problem.
But the huge globular security officer already ate it, so you guys will never see what I'm talking about.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre
10/13/2009 12:13 PM
A cow dressed like a police officer eating a turkey? Now I have seen it all.
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0 votes
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Hydrant-monkey
10/13/2009 12:46 PM
Affirmative action at work!
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Chuckleworthy
6 votes
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Bill the Zombie Squirrel
10/13/2009 12:59 PM
I know this goes without saying but,
I'd hit it.
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Chuckleworthy
5 votes
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre
10/13/2009 01:46 PM
I'd hit it.
One bit of advice though. If you value your turkey leg, don't get it anywhere near her mouth.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Pubah
10/13/2009 07:37 PM
Referrs to Weight Loss Thread
Maybe someone should slip some meth into one of those Turkeylegs
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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WE tar TED It'd be great to see her attempt to run after a criminal.
She'd likely give up the chase after half a block then throw her turkey leg at the perpetrator in anger and defiance.
10/19/2009 06:35 PM
You really think she'd choose to throw her beloved at a perp? Do you not know any fat people at all?
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Funny
4 votes
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Pants
10/19/2009 06:39 PM
I wonder if those are extra clips of ammo in her belt or condiments.
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Chuckleworthy
5 votes
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Shemped on the 4th of July
10/19/2009 07:08 PM
I'd pay to see some one try to snag that turkey leg out of her hand.
She'd deliver a beat down to end all beat downs.
It be a blur of fat, black, pepper spray, turkey, night stick, blood, and grease.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre
10/19/2009 08:09 PM
I'd pay to see some one try to snag that turkey leg out of her hand
I'll do it if I'm allowed to distract her with a ham first.
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Amusing
1 votes
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wulver
10/20/2009 12:43 AM
She's not really in any kind of law enforcement. She just disguises herself in an intimidating way so no one would think to steal her turkeh lehg.
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0 votes
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Jus' Keep Punning
10/30/2009 06:13 AM
Ladies and gentlemen. I introduce to you, LolCops
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Night of the Living Ravos
10/30/2009 10:45 AM
All you'd have to do is show her her own arm, and she would try to eat it, having mistaken it for a Christmas ham.
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