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What do you want on your tombstone?
An idea challenge by Bill the Zombie Squirrel 25,545 8
10/13/2009 06:15 PM 1123 views

Here's mine:





Well?

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35 Comments (Funniest: Lorenzo Duke,The Thief of Always,Cyco Chainsaw Massacre)


Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1845910
Hydrant-monkey 1,944 9
10/13/2009 06:24 PM

Just 1 apostrophe.

And I want mine right next to yours.

 

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Hydrant-monkey 1,944 9
10/13/2009 06:25 PM

I fail.

You probably have one in there it just blends in with the stone pattern.

I'll go hang myself now.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1845914
Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 9,105 6
10/13/2009 06:27 PM

The site is blocked at work for me, but I'd go with:

These are not the droids
you are looking for
|
V

 

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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 9,105 6
10/13/2009 06:29 PM

If I got buried with my wife, I'd have to go:

Here lies Cycoivan

I'm with stupid ->

 

Hilarious 9 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1845916
Bill the Zombie Squirrel 25,545 8
10/13/2009 06:30 PM

At least make a tombstone first.

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1845923
MungChamp 22,656 16
10/13/2009 06:50 PM

Something for the kids to remember



Or just 4 meat

 

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hairy kari gal 5,702 7
10/13/2009 07:00 PM

Here lies dasypalgal
who had a conniption fit
because her Vista program sucks hairy balls and she couldn't load her Tombstone phrase!

She choked to death
R.I.P.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1845925
Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 9,105 6
10/13/2009 07:04 PM

Cycoivan lies here
6 feet under
or maybe he's
RIGHT BEHIND YOU!


Then on a tombstone facing mine I'd have

Ha, made you look

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1845929
Whistler P. McMadness 1,407 5
10/13/2009 07:36 PM

THIS IS MADNESS!!!

 

Funny 3 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1845934
hairy kari gal 5,702 7
10/13/2009 07:50 PM

[url=]
Madness, you say?[/url]

 

Hilarious 7 votes 4.2 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1845950
Ghostly Shell 31,447 9
10/13/2009 08:48 PM

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1845951
KChiki #668 - Neighbor of the Beast 50,447 11
10/13/2009 08:49 PM

Shell, I was totally going to ream someone out for posting that image, until I realized it was you!

 

Funny 5 votes 3.8 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1845952
KChiki #668 - Neighbor of the Beast 50,447 11
10/13/2009 08:52 PM

 

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Reverendhongry - Omniscrotent 296 2
10/13/2009 08:54 PM

Free your body and soul.
Unfold your powerful wings.
Climb up the highest mountains.
Kick your feet up in the air.
You may now live forever.
Or return to this earth.
Unless you feel good where you are.

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1845958
The Thief of Always 220 4
10/13/2009 09:02 PM


I would make mine delicious

 

Funny 6 votes 3.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1845995
A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 5,982 4
10/14/2009 12:40 AM


Your mom is on my tombstone, and I'm on top.

 

Funny 4 votes 3.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1845997
Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 9,105 6
10/14/2009 12:43 AM

Here lies Cycoivan
He died of dysentary
on the way to Oregon
1819-1848

 

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Bill the Zombie Squirrel 25,545 8
10/14/2009 04:38 AM

Sorry Shell!

 

Hilarious 6 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1846022
Bill the Zombie Squirrel 25,545 8
10/14/2009 04:47 AM





/obligatory

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1846038
Dogs Akimbo 158,764 11
10/14/2009 06:55 AM

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1846059
the fun in disfunctional 813 4
10/14/2009 06:06 PM

Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up
With no place to go

 

Funny 6 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1846063
Whistler P. McManus 141,733 23
10/14/2009 06:26 PM

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1846064
Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 9,105 6
10/14/2009 06:37 PM

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1846082
Whistler P. McManus 141,733 23
10/14/2009 10:24 PM

 

Funny 2 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1846085
Ghost of Chickens Past 238,139 14
10/14/2009 10:57 PM

I'm thinking this link is appropriate in this thread.

top 10 celeb tombstones

My favorite of the ten:

 

Hilarious 10 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1846091
Bill the Zombie Squirrel 25,545 8
10/14/2009 11:39 PM

I made one for Chickens.

 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1846098
Whistler P. McManus 141,733 23
10/15/2009 01:34 AM

Four drumsticks in every pot!

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1846102
Ghost Lobstah: BOO! 9,801 9
10/15/2009 01:42 AM

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1847729
Jus' Keep Punning 5 1
10/30/2009 11:47 AM

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1847733
Randall Cleveland 43,809 9
10/30/2009 03:39 PM

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1847734
Night of the Living Ravos 34,443 10
10/30/2009 03:40 PM

Chain Mails?

 

Side-splitting 1 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848607
Lorenzo Duke 3,049 6
11/07/2009 07:10 AM

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848614
Lord Blackadder 313 1
11/07/2009 07:49 AM

 

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Dogs Akimbo 158,764 11
11/07/2009 08:43 AM

NOT DEAD...ONLY SLEEPING

That white boy ain't foolin' nobody but hisself.

 

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A hunk o' burning Ravos 34,443 10
11/09/2009 06:25 PM

Here lies Ravos...

...honestly.