I don't see a soccermom, I think 2 people 3 orbed you.

I shall 3 orb this post.

NOBODY Frost IT UP!

Ok, I'll play ball...for now.

Come on opera, hurry the Frost up. I don't have a data plan on my phone.

This might explain how the number one spot is being filled by seemingly non-deservent Livers.

No, please, tell me how you REALLY feel.

To start with, I have an iPhone. Even if I wanted the Opera Mini Browser, I can't install it on the phone, because Apple is a bunch of pricks who refuse to allow competition. They're slowly becoming the new Microsoft.

Every Zug I've earned from others.

You know what works, just like in the contests, post early and often. I might not be funny, but I've got a lot of time on my hands and that is why I'm #1 right now, until Ravos or Whistler puts me back down to #2 because they are more "deserving".

The reason I dropped to second is I didn't post yesterday, since it was Canadian Thanks-giving and I had work off. And I don't post from home.

Wow - that's pretty bizzare.

Tell me something, do you honestly have to wait between clicking on your message and clicking the rating, or were you just trying to be funny? (I'd really like to know if it works or not if you do it right away).

BTW - There are only 5 ratings done like this and they are all Mancrow (yeah, I know you did it in 2 other threads), so don't anybody else get any ideas - we can always find out who you are (right Tom? :)).

The reason I dropped to second is I didn't post yesterday, since it was Canadian Thanks-giving and I had work off. And I don't post from home

Hooray for Canadian Thanksgiving. I was something like 170 behind. Don't worry, though, I don't anticipate being #1 for too much longer. Baby #3 is going to be popped out this month and I doubt I'll be Zugging then.

Lobster said the same thing.

I must have missed that post by Lobster.

Mancrow, can you try it again and let us know if you can still get away with it?

Thanks!

Testing...

Keep those two orbs in your pants, Manhole!

Yea, I can still do it. I just clickied myself above with two orbs.

I post with my laptop and then used my blackberry to log in to Live and clickie myself. I think that's what you are talking about as far as waiting. But if it made you laugh, I was totally doing it to be funny.

I tested this idea in NY this morning just using my blackberry by logging in and clicking myself in the Secret Santa thread.

And my name in Manhole. It's October and mancrow is supposed to be scary.

BOO!!!

Damn - can you try one more time please?

Keep those two orbs in your pants, Manhole!

I like to clickie myself when I'm nekked.

Looks like you got it, I'm unable to clickie myself! Do I have to get dressed now?

What's the point of clicking on yourself? Obviously, we all think that we're at least somewhat amusing. What counts is how other people rate you.
It's sort of like masturbation versus sex. It takes the participation and appreciation of others to let us know that we really are that good.

Nice!!! Thanks for helping track down the bug, I'd ask John to send you a tee shirt or something but he would just say it's my fault and take it out of my pay (a tee shirt is like a months wages).

It's sort of like masturbation versus sex. It takes the participation and appreciation of others to let us know that we really are that good.

I disagree. I masturbate when I want it done RIGHT!

Clickies don't matter.

What's the point of clicking on yourself? Obviously, we all think that we're at least somewhat amusing. What counts is how other people rate you.
It's sort of like masturbation versus sex. It takes the participation and appreciation of others to let us know that we really are that good.

Obviously you haven't considered the proposition of a FREE Frost-ing SHIRT.

Come on, who among us hasn't always wanted a shirt? They're so handy!

Yea, handy. They make good dishrags. Or, you know, Frostsock.

1. Whistler P. McMadness is NOT ME. And I wish he/she would stop doing that. It was funny for a day. For any longer, it sucks.

2. I don't want/need any more shirts. In fact, I no longer accept shirts. I have them sent on to people I think are deserving.

3. I won't be winning this month anyway. I have too much other stuff going on to post at my usual rate, and none of it is funny, so there won't be any brilliant articles coming out of it.

4. There is no 4. Frost off.

4. There is no 4. Frost off.

But I saws it myself!

So Manhole iShakespeare-ing Live via his mobile and I assume Bill is too (nobody can be around a computer that much), anyone else?

I checked it out, not the greatest on a PDA. I bet if enough people would use it, John might let us do a specialized PDA access view to Live.

Only available to registered users who are funny, of course.

I have a smartphone, and I've use it to come on live a few times, but overall the site is just too big and too slow to load on there for me to even bother. It is way more hassle than it is worth for me.

John might let us do a specialized PDA access view to Live

Many websites are porting their pages for mobile use. A good example is

m.yahoo.com

It looks stupid on a computer, but it works well for a handheld. If you code Live like that it would be teh awesome.

I've used it a few times on the iPhone. It doesn't look too bad, although I have to constantly zoom in and out to scroll and read.

Pubah hurt...Pubah no get shirt from Fifemaster...Pubah's eyes starting to rain...


...Pubah go now

Whistler P. McMadness is NOT ME. And I wish he/she would stop doing that. It was funny for a day. For any longer, it sucks.

Since you asked so nicely.
I hope you like Oingo Boingo.
There was absolutely no innuendo there. Yes.

Obviously you haven't considered the proposition of a FREE Frost-ing SHIRT.

They make Frost-ing shirts now? I am so behind the times. I must get one.

We need one more GaB Liver to test it. Dogs, can you go ahead and 5orb yourself a bunch of times?

Thanks.

1. Whistler P. McMadness is NOT ME. And I wish he/she would stop doing that. It was funny for a day. For any longer, it sucks.




I did that for one day and even turned it upside down and backwards but it did get old quick.


if you place your mouse over the fake name it will tell you the real person that is posting.

It wont tell you their name it gives you their liver number, and who wants to click on peoples profile to find out who they are everytime? Not me. I miss the days of the scroll over.

I'm on liver number 2, but I'm taking much better care of this one.

Analog 10/13/2009 11:58 AM Damn - can you try one more time please?

Do it to me one more time,
once is never enough,
from a manhole like yooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu!

Oh woah, Oh woah, yeahhhhhh.

I honestly meant nothing ill by the name change. It was part of the halloween theme that we had going, since so many people find him so terrifying, I thought it'd be clever.

If I was honestly out to impersonate old Whistles, I'd have to be funnier.

The only thing terrifying about Mr. McManus is having to listen to the fife for extended periods of time. Which is truly a fate worse than death.

I was just going to say that the only thing scary about me is the possibility of hearing loss from prolonged exposure. Or feelings of inadequacy about your vocabulary or penis size.

Whistler's fife is far larger than mine, that's no real secret.

Also, I guess getting shot at from the porch while on his lawn could be terrifying.

Also the prospect of him snuffing out his cigar on your forearm got some people aroused afraid.

Don't worry, it's a candy cigar.


I hope.

I honestly meant nothing ill by the name change. It was part of the halloween theme that we had going, since so many people find him so terrifying, I thought it'd be clever.

I agree with Ravos.

Whistler seems benevolent to me, aside from the fear that he'll suddenly break out his fife and begin playing.

I for one welcome our whistling overlords.

The fife is a difficult instrument for a child to learn because it requires extremely strong breath support and has demanding embouchure (mouth position, basically) muscle development requirements. So I've started my daughter, who just turned 2, on the pennywhistle, which has a very similar fingering chart, but doesn't require the lungs or the embouchure that the fife does. It's still pretty loud indoors, though. Especially in the hands of a 2-year-old. They like to make loud noises.

My army grows.

Would you keep that infernal racket down up there or else*! I'd sure hate for the 1st Canadian-American war to be over whistling.

*or else = breaking out the Metallica (Load-Reload era)

So I've started my daughter, who just turned 2, on the pennywhistle, which has a very similar fingering chart.


You're teaching your 2 year old how to blow and finger?

You sick Frost!

Wait until she is in her teens years and hammering out fruity ass pop music on her whistle then you will wish you didn't teach her Shakespeare.

You sick Frost!

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