Awwww Shakespeare! You mean I have to be funny for the next 5 years for a shirt? I don't think I can keep up that pace.

Me neither.

OH SNAP!

Yeah, yeah pick on the Frost-ing n00b. It doesn't matter anymore. Mancrow has gotten his wish and this cheating unfunny n00b has been bumped down to number #2 by a more deserving Zugger.

Aw, what the Frost do I care anyway. I'm waaaaaaaaay too fat to fit in the free t-shirt.

I think the booby prize should be Lobstah's skin. Keep it soft with lotion, sew it together and make an interesting jacket to ward off a midwinter chill...

Thoughts?

Thoughts?

Just one.


PUT THE LOTION IN THE Frost-ing BASKET!

this cheating unfunny n00b has been bumped down to number #2 by a more deserving Zugger.

You cheated? Your pokeball won't save you from this Shakespearestorm.

There was insinuation that I and/or others had because of the loophole with the mobile Opera browser. However, if I had everyone would know it because I'd have 5'orbed every stupid comment I ever made.

Mancrow has gotten his wish and this cheating unfunny n00b has been bumped down to number #2 by a more deserving Zugger.

I'm just as ticked off that his diabolical plan worked. Now he's down in his Mancrow Cave laughing maniacally and I probably won't see him again till next Tuesday.

I didn't 5 orb my comment above! I swear! :-)

If anyone even hinted that I cheated, it could severely impact my Presidential campaign in 2016.

I'm just as ticked off that his diabolical plan worked. Now he's down in his Mancrow Cave laughing maniacally and I probably won't see him again till next Tuesday.

To the Mancrow mobile!

If anyone even hinted that I cheated, it could severely impact my Presidential campaign in 2016.

Yea, because politicians cheating has never happened before.

Yea, because politicians cheating has never happened before.

Nope, it has never ever EVVVVVEEEERRR happened and whatever you heard is a damned dirty lie.

You're a lie! The cake is a lie! This whole system is a lie!

The cake is not a lie! The computer promised me moist delicious cake! I just have to complete this obstacle course first.

because of the loophole with the mobile Opera browser

That mobile Opera browser, always getting into trouble.

In fact, I re-wrote the theme from Heathcliff to give the browser its due:


Opera browser Opera browser, no one should...
install in the neighborhood.
But Opera browser just won't be undone
loopholed pranks for everyone.

There's a race to be on top.
The competition doesn't stop.
Mixing with the nerdy fair
charming, but in desrepair.

The thing will reign supreme
And no one can deny-y-y-y(y).
it'll make some history
And always have an alibi-i.

So join in the jubilee
The browser's great, they'll all agree.
Find in each calamity
The brower's crashability.

Hooo ho ho ho ho hoooo ho hooo
Ho ho hoooo ho hooo ho ho hoooo ho ho.
Opera browser Opera browser, no one should...
be mobile in rival 'hood.

But Opera browser just won't be undone.
You should realize it can crash hard with YOU!


The song's always in BETA.

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

/Hitchhiker's Guide

The best part about sucking so much dick is the inevitable day that comes when someone finally sticks a 38 snub nose in your mouth and you can't wait to swallow the load.

They'll think the tears are for so many other things except for what they are really in gratitude for... salvation.

That explains Eric disappearing and you arriving...

The cake is a lie

I have cake right Frostin now. And it's good. Best damn cake in the county.

Please, someone say it's not just me right now.

It's not just me right now.

Me Neither! What did I win? And don't say teh buttsecks, because I get that regardless.

I have cake right Frostin now. And it's good. Best damn cake in the county.

There is no cake.

The cake is a lie!


I'm making a cake right now! For my niece's birthday. I'm decorating it with ghosts. Apparently my cakes are really good, because family and friends always ask for them.

Or maybe it's because they're free.

Shell, can I have some of your cake ?

I'm making a cake right now! For my niece's birthday. I'm decorating it with ghosts. Apparently my cakes are really good, because family and friends always ask for them.

Or maybe it's because they're free.

Euphemism? I should hope so!