Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 8,971 6
10/15/2009 07:17 AM

Awwww Shakespeare! You mean I have to be funny for the next 5 years for a shirt? I don't think I can keep up that pace.

Mancrow 7,836 8
10/15/2009 07:41 AM

Me neither.

Ghost Lobstah: BOO! 9,793 9
10/16/2009 01:25 AM

OH SNAP!

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 8,971 6
10/16/2009 01:33 AM

Yeah, yeah pick on the Frost-ing n00b. It doesn't matter anymore. Mancrow has gotten his wish and this cheating unfunny n00b has been bumped down to number #2 by a more deserving Zugger.

Aw, what the Frost do I care anyway. I'm waaaaaaaaay too fat to fit in the free t-shirt.

Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 47,449 11
10/16/2009 02:50 AM

I think the booby prize should be Lobstah's skin. Keep it soft with lotion, sew it together and make an interesting jacket to ward off a midwinter chill...

Thoughts?

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 8,971 6
10/16/2009 03:43 AM

Thoughts?

Just one.


PUT THE LOTION IN THE Frost-ing BASKET!

Amityville Ravos 34,318 10
10/16/2009 03:52 PM

this cheating unfunny n00b has been bumped down to number #2 by a more deserving Zugger.

You cheated? Your pokeball won't save you from this Shakespearestorm.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 8,971 6
10/16/2009 05:03 PM

There was insinuation that I and/or others had because of the loophole with the mobile Opera browser. However, if I had everyone would know it because I'd have 5'orbed every stupid comment I ever made.

Straw's bank account 59,536 11
10/16/2009 05:27 PM

Mancrow has gotten his wish and this cheating unfunny n00b has been bumped down to number #2 by a more deserving Zugger.

I'm just as ticked off that his diabolical plan worked. Now he's down in his Mancrow Cave laughing maniacally and I probably won't see him again till next Tuesday.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 8,971 6
10/16/2009 05:43 PM

I didn't 5 orb my comment above! I swear! :-)

If anyone even hinted that I cheated, it could severely impact my Presidential campaign in 2016.

Amityville Ravos 34,318 10
10/16/2009 05:55 PM

I'm just as ticked off that his diabolical plan worked. Now he's down in his Mancrow Cave laughing maniacally and I probably won't see him again till next Tuesday.

To the Mancrow mobile!

Amityville Ravos 34,318 10
10/16/2009 05:56 PM

If anyone even hinted that I cheated, it could severely impact my Presidential campaign in 2016.

Yea, because politicians cheating has never happened before.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 8,971 6
10/16/2009 07:13 PM

Yea, because politicians cheating has never happened before.

Nope, it has never ever EVVVVVEEEERRR happened and whatever you heard is a damned dirty lie.

Amityville Ravos 34,318 10
10/16/2009 07:14 PM

You're a lie! The cake is a lie! This whole system is a lie!

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 8,971 6
10/16/2009 07:25 PM

The cake is not a lie! The computer promised me moist delicious cake! I just have to complete this obstacle course first.

Prammibal Lecter 53,411 11
10/16/2009 11:06 PM

because of the loophole with the mobile Opera browser

That mobile Opera browser, always getting into trouble.

In fact, I re-wrote the theme from Heathcliff to give the browser its due:


Opera browser Opera browser, no one should...
install in the neighborhood.
But Opera browser just won't be undone
loopholed pranks for everyone.

There's a race to be on top.
The competition doesn't stop.
Mixing with the nerdy fair
charming, but in desrepair.

The thing will reign supreme
And no one can deny-y-y-y(y).
it'll make some history
And always have an alibi-i.

So join in the jubilee
The browser's great, they'll all agree.
Find in each calamity
The brower's crashability.

Hooo ho ho ho ho hoooo ho hooo
Ho ho hoooo ho hooo ho ho hoooo ho ho.
Opera browser Opera browser, no one should...
be mobile in rival 'hood.

But Opera browser just won't be undone.
You should realize it can crash hard with YOU!


The song's always in BETA.

Ghost Lobstah: BOO! 9,793 9
10/17/2009 12:30 AM

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

/Hitchhiker's Guide

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 5,980 4
10/17/2009 12:38 AM

The best part about sucking so much dick is the inevitable day that comes when someone finally sticks a 38 snub nose in your mouth and you can't wait to swallow the load.

They'll think the tears are for so many other things except for what they are really in gratitude for... salvation.

Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 47,449 11
10/17/2009 12:39 AM

That explains Eric disappearing and you arriving...

peoriagrace 5,962 9
10/17/2009 12:57 AM

The cake is a lie

I have cake right Frostin now. And it's good. Best damn cake in the county.

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 5,980 4
10/17/2009 12:58 AM

Please, someone say it's not just me right now.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 8,971 6
10/17/2009 01:02 AM

It's not just me right now.

Ghost Lobstah: BOO! 9,793 9
10/17/2009 01:09 AM

Me Neither! What did I win? And don't say teh buttsecks, because I get that regardless.

Prammibal Lecter 53,411 11
10/17/2009 06:14 PM

I have cake right Frostin now. And it's good. Best damn cake in the county.

There is no cake.

Ghostly Shell 31,350 9
10/17/2009 07:17 PM

The cake is a lie!


I'm making a cake right now! For my niece's birthday. I'm decorating it with ghosts. Apparently my cakes are really good, because family and friends always ask for them.

Or maybe it's because they're free.

Dogs Akimbo 158,679 11
10/17/2009 11:19 PM

Shell, can I have some of your cake ?

Amityville Ravos 34,318 10
10/19/2009 05:56 PM

I'm making a cake right now! For my niece's birthday. I'm decorating it with ghosts. Apparently my cakes are really good, because family and friends always ask for them.

Or maybe it's because they're free.

Euphemism? I should hope so!