She's Craving Brainkinis 62,254 18
10/16/2009 04:49 AM

The phrase "I am not a racist" is invariably followed by an incredibly racist statement. Always.

Frogpop 173,113 25
10/16/2009 04:53 AM

I am not a racist, but you're pretty smart for a cracker.

"I have lots of ______ friends" never ends well either. The KKK really needs to revamp its talking points.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
10/16/2009 06:20 AM

White people are idiots.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
10/16/2009 06:21 AM

Although I do let them use my bathroom. It's better than having them Shakespeare on the lawn.

Amityville Ravos 62,361 20
10/16/2009 06:37 AM

White people are idiots.

Hey! I resemble that remark!

Amityville Ravos 62,361 20
10/16/2009 06:38 AM

Although I do let them use my bathroom. It's better than having them Shakespeare on the lawn.

And we all know how you feel about lawns.

You mostly want people off of it.

Amityville Ravos 62,361 20
10/16/2009 06:59 AM

"All Aboard!"
"I love trains!"
"Next stop racism!"
"Ohhh noooo...I'm on the wrong train.

...I was trying to get to small-talk"

~Mark Little

Bill the Zombie Squirrel 53,130 53
10/16/2009 07:25 AM

I am a racist! I hate the Tour de France!

Straw's bank account 95,470 36
10/16/2009 07:29 AM

"There is a problem with both groups accepting a child from such a marriage," Bardwell said. "I think those children suffer and I won't help put them through it."

He's absolutely right, you know. Children of mixed race will never amount to anything.

MungChamp 35,886 35
10/16/2009 07:31 AM

I don't think Gays should be allowed to fly.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/16/2009 07:58 AM

The only time I'm a racist is when I'm talking about the human race. I hate all of y'all.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/16/2009 08:00 AM

He's absolutely right, you know. Children of mixed race will never amount to anything.

Becoming president isn't necesarily an accomplishment. This tard did it twice:

Amityville Ravos 62,361 20
10/16/2009 09:00 AM

I always knew Caucasian was a race, but I guess retard is also one.

hairy kari gal 12,075 15
10/16/2009 09:32 AM

My Mama always told me that there were others stupider than me.

Thanks Frogpop for putting a smile on my face!

Amityville Ravos 62,361 20
10/16/2009 09:35 AM

Stupider isn't a word.

hairy kari gal 12,075 15
10/16/2009 09:38 AM

See what I mean?

Your What?! Hurts? 5,582 10
10/16/2009 09:39 AM

Stupider isn't a word.

Right. It's a state of being.

hairy kari gal 12,075 15
10/16/2009 09:43 AM

But I live in the state fo FloriDUH.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/16/2009 10:04 AM

I always knew Caucasian was a race, but I guess retard is also one

Everyone knows all diagnosed retards are white. With colored people they haven't been able to tell the difference between a normal colored person and a retarded one.

But I'm not a racist or anything, I have plenty of colored friends that are possibly retarded.

Ahh, who am I kidding? I don't have any friends at all.

Amityville Ravos 62,361 20
10/16/2009 10:11 AM

Hey, don't be so hard on yourself! I bet the KFC manager likes you! You see him on a daily basis!

Amityville Ravos 62,361 20
10/16/2009 10:12 AM

And if that fails, find a reflective surface, and turn that frown upside-down!

Amityville Ravos 62,361 20
10/16/2009 10:12 AM

And if that fails...


starts with an S...

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/16/2009 10:30 AM

Hey, don't be so hard on yourself! I bet the KFC manager likes you! You see him on a daily basis!

You suh, are mistaking me for one of them Negroes, but I'm not racist.

See? You can precede 'I'm not a racist' with a racist comment too.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/16/2009 10:31 AM

And if that fails...starts with an S...

Uh, sandwiches and sex? That'll cheer me up.

Hydrant-monkey 9,447 21
10/16/2009 10:42 AM

He sounds very tolerant. He tolerates black people.

Much like Palin tolerates teh gaiz.

MungChamp 35,886 35
10/16/2009 11:15 AM

I'm not racist, I'm 'Merican

Your What?! Hurts? 5,582 10
10/16/2009 11:16 AM

I'm not a racist.

But I play one on TV.

Amityville Ravos 62,361 20
10/16/2009 11:27 AM

I'm so 1337 right now.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/16/2009 11:36 AM

I have renounced my racist ways and am joining with my brothers in solidarity....by changing my avatar.

Because nothing says 'racial harmony' like a black man on the outside and a white man on the inside.

Now if we could only do something about those damned spics and chinks and I think we could really make the world a nice place to live in, not that I'm racist or anything.

Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 54,888 17
10/16/2009 12:35 PM

No Africa on Mungs map?

I mean, thats where precious commodities...gold, magnesium, diamonds, negros, adamantium come from so on and such as. All real U.S. Americans you know, like...know that.

Straw's bank account 95,470 36
10/16/2009 12:38 PM

I think, and I could be mistaken, that the picture is from a flash cartoon explaining war, with a narrator that sounds a little bit like Balki from Perfect Strangers.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/16/2009 12:46 PM

This is not the flash animation you are looking for but still pretty funny

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/16/2009 12:47 PM

Let me rephrase that, I'm pretty sure it's the one you're thinking of but not the one with Mung's picture.

Straw's bank account 95,470 36
10/16/2009 12:51 PM

Heh. Yeah, that's the one. I still feel like that's from a flash cartoon, and maybe I was mixing them up in my head.

Amityville Ravos 62,361 20
10/16/2009 01:13 PM

I'm not racist! I'm just big boned!

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 6,338 4
10/16/2009 01:16 PM

I'm not racist, the brown hole just smells better.

Mielke...some thing good to eat! 1,480 5
10/16/2009 11:01 PM

Maybe he is looking for a new catch phrase like....



Louisiana Justice of the Peace Keith Bardwell,The official clergy of the KKK!

Frogpop 173,113 25
11/04/2009 01:52 AM

RESIGN'D!!1

KChicken Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 124,276 89
11/04/2009 09:13 AM

Now he can go hate people with the gen pop! HATER!