I'm not a racist.
A comedy conversation
by Frogpop | 10/16/2009 07:35 AM | 680 views
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Hilarious
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Hilarious
11 votes
4.2
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She's Craving Brainkinis
10/16/2009 08:49 AM
The phrase "I am not a racist" is invariably followed by an incredibly racist statement. Always.
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.2
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Frogpop
10/16/2009 08:53 AM
I am not a racist, but you're pretty smart for a cracker.
"I have lots of ______ friends" never ends well either. The KKK really needs to revamp its talking points.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.7
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Whistler P. McManus
10/16/2009 10:20 AM
White people are idiots.
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Funny
7 votes
3.6
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Whistler P. McManus
10/16/2009 10:21 AM
Although I do let them use my bathroom. It's better than having them Shakespeare on the lawn.
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Amityville Ravos
10/16/2009 10:37 AM
White people are idiots.
Hey! I resemble that remark!
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Amityville Ravos
10/16/2009 10:38 AM
Although I do let them use my bathroom. It's better than having them Shakespeare on the lawn.
And we all know how you feel about lawns.
You mostly want people off of it.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Amityville Ravos
10/16/2009 10:59 AM
"All Aboard!"
"I love trains!"
"Next stop racism!"
"Ohhh noooo...I'm on the wrong train.
...I was trying to get to small-talk"
~Mark Little
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Funny
3 votes
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Bill the Zombie Squirrel
10/16/2009 11:25 AM
I am a racist! I hate the Tour de France!
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Hilarious
13 votes
4.4
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Straw's bank account
10/16/2009 11:29 AM
"There is a problem with both groups accepting a child from such a marriage," Bardwell said. "I think those children suffer and I won't help put them through it."
He's absolutely right, you know. Children of mixed race will never amount to anything.
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Funny
4 votes
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MungChamp
10/16/2009 11:31 AM
I don't think Gays should be allowed to fly.
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre
10/16/2009 11:58 AM
The only time I'm a racist is when I'm talking about the human race. I hate all of y'all.
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.2
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre
10/16/2009 12:00 PM
He's absolutely right, you know. Children of mixed race will never amount to anything.
Becoming president isn't necesarily an accomplishment. This tard did it twice:
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Amityville Ravos
10/16/2009 01:00 PM
I always knew Caucasian was a race, but I guess retard is also one.
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hairy kari gal
10/16/2009 01:32 PM
My Mama always told me that there were others stupider than me.
Thanks Frogpop for putting a smile on my face!
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Funny
1 votes
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Amityville Ravos
10/16/2009 01:35 PM
Stupider isn't a word.
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Hilarious
1 votes
4.0
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hairy kari gal
10/16/2009 01:38 PM
See what I mean?
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Funny
2 votes
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Your What?! Hurts?
10/16/2009 01:39 PM
Stupider isn't a word.
Right. It's a state of being.
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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hairy kari gal
10/16/2009 01:43 PM
But I live in the state fo FloriDUH.
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Side-splitting
2 votes
5.0
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre
10/16/2009 02:04 PM
I always knew Caucasian was a race, but I guess retard is also one
Everyone knows all diagnosed retards are white. With colored people they haven't been able to tell the difference between a normal colored person and a retarded one.
But I'm not a racist or anything, I have plenty of colored friends that are possibly retarded.
Ahh, who am I kidding? I don't have any friends at all.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Amityville Ravos
10/16/2009 02:11 PM
Hey, don't be so hard on yourself! I bet the KFC manager likes you! You see him on a daily basis!
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Amityville Ravos
10/16/2009 02:12 PM
And if that fails, find a reflective surface, and turn that frown upside-down!
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Amityville Ravos
10/16/2009 02:12 PM
And if that fails...
starts with an S...
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.0
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre
10/16/2009 02:30 PM
Hey, don't be so hard on yourself! I bet the KFC manager likes you! You see him on a daily basis!
You suh, are mistaking me for one of them Negroes, but I'm not racist.
See? You can precede 'I'm not a racist' with a racist comment too.
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre
10/16/2009 02:31 PM
And if that fails...starts with an S...
Uh, sandwiches and sex? That'll cheer me up.
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Hydrant-monkey
10/16/2009 02:42 PM
He sounds very tolerant. He tolerates black people.
Much like Palin tolerates teh gaiz.
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Hilarious
13 votes
4.4
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MungChamp
10/16/2009 03:15 PM
I'm not racist, I'm 'Merican
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Funny
2 votes
3.0
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Your What?! Hurts?
10/16/2009 03:16 PM
I'm not a racist.
But I play one on TV.
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Amityville Ravos
10/16/2009 03:27 PM
I'm so 1337 right now.
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre
10/16/2009 03:36 PM
I have renounced my racist ways and am joining with my brothers in solidarity....by changing my avatar.
Because nothing says 'racial harmony' like a black man on the outside and a white man on the inside.
Now if we could only do something about those damned spics and chinks and I think we could really make the world a nice place to live in, not that I'm racist or anything.
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Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die
10/16/2009 04:35 PM
No Africa on Mungs map?
I mean, thats where precious commodities...gold, magnesium, diamonds, negros, adamantium come from so on and such as. All real U.S. Americans you know, like...know that.
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Straw's bank account
10/16/2009 04:38 PM
I think, and I could be mistaken, that the picture is from a flash cartoon explaining war, with a narrator that sounds a little bit like Balki from Perfect Strangers.
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Side-splitting
1 votes
5.0
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre
10/16/2009 04:46 PM
This is not the flash animation you are looking for but still pretty funny
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre
10/16/2009 04:47 PM
Let me rephrase that, I'm pretty sure it's the one you're thinking of but not the one with Mung's picture.
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Straw's bank account
10/16/2009 04:51 PM
Heh. Yeah, that's the one. I still feel like that's from a flash cartoon, and maybe I was mixing them up in my head.
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Funny
3 votes
3.0
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Amityville Ravos
10/16/2009 05:13 PM
I'm not racist! I'm just big boned!
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Amusing
2 votes
1.0
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Mielke...some thing good to eat!
10/17/2009 03:01 AM
Maybe he is looking for a new catch phrase like....
Louisiana Justice of the Peace Keith Bardwell,The official clergy of the KKK!
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Side-splitting
3 votes
5.0
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Frogpop
11/04/2009 06:52 AM
RESIGN'D!!1
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