Amityville Ravos 34,222 10
10/16/2009 09:18 PM

Is this supposed to be funny?

Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 47,449 11 Hugs Grace...
10/16/2009 09:26 PM

I'm sorry you had to go through that. You're strong...you'll make it.

Now make wit da funny before someone drops a house on you.

Amityville Ravos 34,222 10
10/16/2009 09:26 PM

Wait...I think I get it now.

This is a thread for dead baby jokes, isn't it?

hairy kari gal 5,510 7
10/16/2009 09:27 PM

I'm confused...again

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 8,868 6
10/16/2009 09:38 PM

Why did the fetus cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the chicken! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 47,449 11
10/16/2009 09:38 PM

Smacks Ravos in the face with a coconut cream pie...

It's about someone who either aborted fifteen babies at once, or had fifteen abortions over the years.

Either way, a Liver is hurting...have a heart.

or at least a speen...they're best uncooked and bloody.

The Thief of Always 220 4
10/16/2009 09:40 PM

Might be referring to the following abortion addict. But she is just crazy, not really funny.

Amityville Ravos 34,222 10
10/16/2009 09:55 PM

Either way, a Liver is hurting...have a heart.

My liver is hurting. I drank way too much last weekend.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 8,868 6
10/16/2009 10:01 PM

What's worse than throwing 100 dead babies off a cliff?

Being the one on the bottom having to catch them with a pitchfork

Prammibal Lecter 53,242 11
10/16/2009 10:02 PM

Self-Described 'Abortion Addict' Has 15 Abortions in 17 Years

She probably kills all of the ones that look like her dad.

Prammibal Lecter 53,242 11
10/16/2009 10:03 PM

Holy Shakespeare, I just implied incest in a thread about abortion. Without meaning to.

Amityville Ravos 34,222 10
10/16/2009 10:04 PM

Being the one on the bottom having to catch them with a pitchfork

Wait, that's worse?

Looks like I need to find a new hobby.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 8,868 6
10/16/2009 10:08 PM

Wait, that's worse? Looks like I need to find a new hobby.

You like being the catcher? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 8,868 6
10/16/2009 10:09 PM

How do you get a baby out of a tree?

You give a Mexican a stick and tell him it's a pinata!

That one works in two conversations today

Amityville Ravos 34,222 10
10/16/2009 10:10 PM

Touche....touche....



Wait! Not like that!

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 5,980 4
10/16/2009 10:13 PM

safety line

Okay, I'm a little turned on.

Seriously PG, when you get pot so good that you start posting Shakespeare like this, you need to share. Some of us would drive a good deal to have some of what you're smoking. I will... but also just to see you.

Ghost Lobstah: BOO! 9,793 9
10/16/2009 11:41 PM

I think she lives in the Houston area, love. Have at it! (Just so long as I can watch, from a corner or a closet, I'm not picky.)

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 8,868 6
10/16/2009 11:58 PM

Little Jimmy asks his mother, "Is it true babies come from storks?"
"Why yes," says the mom
"Do storks ever have abortions?" he asks.
The mother stops and laughs and then says, "Yes, but only the poor black ones."

Straw's bank account 59,507 11
10/17/2009 12:05 AM

I think she lives in the Houston area, love.

I thought she lived in...well...Peoria.

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 5,980 4
10/17/2009 12:12 AM

I thought that too, or maybe somewhere in the northeast, but then I looked it up and a bunch of stuff about the Peoria's popped up in Oklahoma, and you can't blame them if they came to Texas to get away from OK.

That move is at least acceptable, regardless of what you think about Texas.

Also, I believe she's married Lobster. I won't play a stacked deck.

Ghost Lobstah: BOO! 9,793 9
10/17/2009 12:12 AM

Don't you know? They migrated all them injuns down to Houston, so SR would stoop being so lonely and brooding.

I suppose you're right. I was just guessing, after all.

Ghost Lobstah: BOO! 9,793 9
10/17/2009 12:13 AM

SIMPUPOST'd!

Ghost Lobstah: BOO! 9,793 9
10/17/2009 12:15 AM

SIMULPOST'd!

You know, because there's still no edit post button.

ALL THESE FREAKIN IMPROVEMENTS, JOHN, AND WE CAN'T HAVE AN EDIT BUTTON???

peoriagrace 5,962 9
10/17/2009 12:44 AM

For some strange reason I thought everyone would be making with the funny about that crazy lady(not me this time)who had 15 abortions. I was trying to be sarcastic about the pro-lifers always spouting off about it's their body; so they should be able to kill unwanted fetuses. You can't control everything about your body. You can control weather or not you have an abortion. The only time there should be an abortion is when the mother will definately die from being pregnant. You should take no innocent life; except maybe your own. Sorry to be so politicaly
I just wanted to explain my post. Yes the pro-life walking thing was supposed to be funny.

peoriagrace 5,962 9
10/17/2009 12:46 AM

Oh yeah; I now live in the NW around Seattle. I have actually never lived in Oklahoma, just next to it around Joplin. My family was originally from Peoria, Illinois.

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 5,980 4
10/17/2009 12:46 AM

Yeah, yeah, kill the babies. Suck 'em out of the mothers with pool pumps. Got it.




So where do you live?

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 5,980 4
10/17/2009 12:50 AM

Good timing. Thanks for nothing. That's too far.

peoriagrace 5,962 9
10/17/2009 12:52 AM

I think science should come up with a way to have total bowel control! If I want to take a Shakespeare; I should be able to whenever I want. Also to hold onto one if I want. All this, I have to go to the bathroom when I'm busy, what the hell. Interuptions, interuptions. And that is why I don't ususally spellcheck. I have haft ta go potty; or help my little one wipe. I have seriously am starting to hate all bathrooms. Well except bathrooms with bidets.

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 5,980 4
10/17/2009 12:55 AM

I take it all back. I'm sorry. That right there is exactly why I love you PG. I will never imply such hurtful things again.

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10/17/2009 01:19 AM

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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 8,868 6
10/17/2009 01:19 AM

He's just kidding. He did get her some crystal



She'll find out about it in the end.

Whistler P. McManus 141,398 23
10/17/2009 06:35 AM

The only time there should be an abortion is when the mother will definately die from being pregnant.


Or when the mother is going to give birth to someone as idiotic as Grace.












Or when she thinks that's what's best for her and her family. Mind your own uterus, squaw.

Mielke...some thing good to eat! 1,438 3
10/17/2009 07:49 AM

NO ABORTIONS!!........because we need more moms walking down the street with there cute little strollers.




This way when you see them you know they put out!

peoriagrace 5,962 9
10/17/2009 10:20 AM

I never understood how aborting a baby is less emotionally painful than giving the baby up for adoption.



But I would try in Whistler's case. That abortion would be what, in the 600th month.

Why do many pro-lifers think abortion is ok, but think the death penalty is wrong? I'm serious; I just don't get it.

wulver 47 4
10/17/2009 10:32 AM

Well I think the anti-abortion activists need to.. GET A LIFE!
AHAHA! You see cause it's killing babies- aha! and anti-abortion.. hehe.. get a life.. can't save the babies.. [mumbling].
Aww... I made myself feel bad.

Whistler P. McManus 141,398 23
10/18/2009 07:43 AM

I never understood how aborting a baby is less emotionally painful than giving the baby up for adoption.

It might not just be a question of emotional pain. There are often financial considerations, or the possibility of physical pain. That's right - physical abuse of women by their partners escalates exponentially during pregnancy. There's also the possibility of more than just pain.

Yes, the leading cause of death for pregnant women in the United States is MURDER. Does the name Laci Peterson ring a bell?



But I would try in Whistler's case. That abortion would be what, in the 600th month.

Very close. 589th month. Come on and try.


And I don't think abortion is okay. I think it's a reality, and a necessity in many cases. It's going to happen whether it's legal or not. The best to hope for is that when it happens it does so with proper medical advice and attention.

Whistler P. McManus 141,398 23
10/18/2009 07:51 AM

As far as the death penalty goes, it's a visceral reaction to desire it for heinous crimes, but, unfortunately, the press and the justice system are often wrong and/or unjust in the call for it and the application of the law.

Over 1000 people have been executed since the death penalty was reinstated in 1973. Appeals and DNA tests aren't routinely done for those who have already been executed, so we have no way of knowing how many were wrongfully executed, but there are at least four I can think of who have been posthumously exonerated even without the use of DNA evidence.

DNA evidence has exonerated 135 people who have been sentenced to die (but not yet executed). That's out of 6000 (approximately) sentenced to die since 1973. That's 2.25%. At least 1000 are still waiting for the evidence in their cases to be re-examined.

Witnesses lie, cops lie, snitches lie.

That's not even starting to look at the statistics regarding who is charged with capital murder and who is not (hint: the darker you are, the more likely you are to face the death penalty; the poorer you are, the more likely you are to face the death penalty). Rich white people get better lawyers and get charges reduced. Or get off. All due respect to O.J. Simpson. I guess celebrity is as good as white. Do a little research. Race is not a factor in murder - a white person is just as likely to commit murder as a black person is. Race is a factor, though, in arrest rates, conviction rates and execution rates.

Cops are racist, prosecutors are racist, judges are racist, juries are racist.

It's not so much that the death penalty itself is wrong (though I think it is), but that its application is wrong.

Whistler P. McManus 141,398 23
10/18/2009 07:52 AM

I think a really advanced society would have no death penalty because they had compassion even for their lowest members (who would be humanely imprisoned). It would have no abortion because the economic and social reasons a woman would want an abortion would be removed, and because citizens would be properly educated about sex and birth control.

Now I ask you: why is it the same people who oppose abortion don't want their children properly educated in sexuality and birth control?


But don't answer. We're getting to HoB-ish already.

peoriagrace 5,962 9
10/18/2009 11:19 AM

That's right - physical abuse of women by their partners escalates exponentially during pregnancy. There's also the possibility of more than just pain.

Yes, the leading cause of death for pregnant women in the United States is MURDER. Does the name Laci Peterson ring a bell?


So your saying it's all the guys fault, right?





Just kidding.

peoriagrace 5,962 9
10/18/2009 11:22 AM

I think a really advanced society would have no death penalty because they had compassion even for their lowest members (who would be humanely imprisoned). It would have no abortion because the economic and social reasons a woman would want an abortion would be removed, and because citizens would be properly educated about sex and birth control.

Now I ask you: why is it the same people who oppose abortion don't want their children properly educated in sexuality and birth control?

I agree with what you've said mostly. Yeah I also don't get the whole don't teach your kids about sex thing. sorry had to respond. HOB is what again I forget?

Reverend Dave 'Hell' Rodriguez 2,330 0
10/18/2009 06:55 PM

What's worse than throwing 100 dead babies off a cliff?

Why do they have to be dead?

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 8,868 6
10/18/2009 10:13 PM

HOB is what again I forget?

HOB House of Blues
Hob Hoboken (catalogue of Haydn's works)
HOB House Office Building
HOB House of Bishops
HOB Head of Bed
HOB Height Of Burst
HOB Hoboken, New Jersey
HOB Hang on Back (aquarium equipment, such as a filter or refugium)
HOB Hobbs, NM, USA - Lea County (Airport Code)
HOB High-Order Byte
HOB High-Order Bit
HOB Horst Brandsttter (software firm founder; Germany)
HOB House of Billiards
HOB Heart of Business
HOB Hoes Over Bros
HOB High Overbased (overbased polyalkenyl sulfonates)

Somehow I don't think it's any of these. So until someone far more knowledgeable than me reveals the answer, I'm just going to assume it means Hoboken because, taking it to Hoboken would suck.

Phla hates you. 103,126 13
10/19/2009 01:21 AM

Yes, the leading cause of death for pregnant women in the United States is MURDER.

HOWEVER, if they let pregnant women on roller coasters, I bet the leading cause of death for pregnant women would be roller coasters.

I'm just sayin.

Whistler P. McManus 141,398 23
10/19/2009 02:43 AM

HoB, when referred to here, is the House of Bitter ex-GABbers.

Prammibal Lecter 53,242 11
10/19/2009 02:54 AM

HOB...

House Of...



...The members all look like that, too.

Prammibal Lecter 53,242 11
10/19/2009 02:56 AM

I'm sorry, that's a bad picture.

They look more like this:

Note the pedosmile.

Mancrow 7,788 8 googles "visceral"
10/19/2009 04:46 PM

As far as the death penalty goes, it's a visceral reaction to desire it for heinous crimes

If it was a visceral reaction for wanting to see that John Couey guy set on fire and dipped in battery acid, then I'm just a visceral person.

Others that should receive the death penalty:

1. The person(s) responsible for bringing onions to the United States.

C. People that do 55 mph in the fast lane.

7. John Mayer (noise pollution).

2. Anyone who posts unfunny stuBLAM!

Mancrow 7,788 8
10/19/2009 05:06 PM

HOB is a website developed by Codeslave, who was heavily involved in the creation of Zug. There are a handful of people that post on Live and HOB. I believe Dogs and Phla still do this.

Many of the now extinct gAbbers still post on HOB. From time to time, they'll start treads here on Live to start trouble. They can usually be identified by very low member numbers and odd custom icons.

That's all for todays lesson. Tomorrow we'll learn colors!

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 8,868 6
10/19/2009 05:35 PM

Damn! I checked the site out and it made my brain hurt. I must not be bitter enough.

peoriagrace 5,962 9
10/19/2009 08:18 PM

Thank you all for the info.

Google Search 53,242 11
10/19/2009 08:22 PM

HOB is a website developed by Codeslave, who can be identified by odd custom icons.

Shortened it for you!

Amityville Ravos 34,222 10
10/19/2009 08:43 PM

Thanks for all the fish!