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Top 3 Reasons We Think Balloon Boy Was a Prank
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10/16/2009 10:00 PM 4205 views


UPDATE: ZUG called it correctly; the case is now formally being called a "hoax." Read this fascinating story about the hoax from CNN, who finally bothered to do some proper investigating.


The world was transfixed on the story of the "Balloon Boy," 6 year-old Falcon Heene, who was supposedly whisked away in his father's experimental Mylar balloon over Colorado. After a desperate chase by foot and air, the boy was found sitting unharmed in the family's attic. (Technically, he should be called "Attic Lad," but "Balloon Boy" is more media-friendly.)

Now the world is transfixed on another issue: was it all a hoax? Here are the Top 3 Reasons we think so.


1) "We Did This For the Show." In this live interview on CNN, when asked by his dad why he didn't respond to the family's cries for help, the boy responds something that sounds like, "We did this for the show."



Wolf comes back on screen a few minutes later and delivers this hard-hitting investigative followup, consisting of one question:



Kids say crazy stuff all the time, so this could be a harmless remark. But watch the father's reactions throughout -- his hesitation at asking his son to repeat the comment, and his unwillingness to answer any further questions, feel like a classic cover-up.


2) There is a show. The Keene family, who are stormchasers, contribute regular updates to CNN, such as this one (courtesy of iReport):



Although Richard Heene says that he never puts his family in any danger with their stormchasing exploits, I've never seen a parenting manual that advises driving your kids into the eye of a hurricane, then getting out of the car while your children film you.


3) There was a show. The family was also featured on the ABC reality show Wife Swap, where the Heene mom got traded to a mullet-loving dad:



While their Wife Swap experience could have been a coincidence, let's review the evidence:

- A family that loves the media spotlight
- A family with content to promote
- A family with an appetite for risk

Our verdict? PRANK.



You have to admit, though, that is a pretty sweet balloon.

And now the link:
http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/10/15/colorado.boy.balloon/index.html


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26 Comments (Funniest: John Hargrave,Google Search,Cyco Chainsaw Massacre)


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Amityville Ravos 34,380 10
10/16/2009 10:07 PM

He shall forever live in infamy as blimpy-boy.

 

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UofL3000 19 3
10/16/2009 10:17 PM

John, it looks like you might have some competition. If this was a prank this is the greatest one i've heard about. I'm sure you can top it though.

 

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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 9,052 6
10/16/2009 10:22 PM

Oh I know! He can fly a enema bottle balloon over the Super Bowl with the Zug logo on it.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1846428
the fun in disfunctional 807 4
10/16/2009 10:24 PM

Falcon who?

Falcon who gives a Shakespeare.

 

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Amityville Ravos 34,380 10
10/16/2009 10:26 PM

He should be given a pilot's hat, and call himself "Captain Falcon".

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1846430
Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 9,052 6
10/16/2009 10:46 PM

Sorry, Captain Falcon's already taken.

 

Funny 3 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1846431
Amityville Ravos 34,380 10
10/16/2009 10:47 PM

Really?

No Shakespeare.

 

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Amityville Ravos 34,380 10 falcon punches
10/16/2009 10:47 PM

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1846433
Amityville Ravos 34,380 10
10/16/2009 10:49 PM

Almost a captain...


 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1846434
Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 9,052 6
10/16/2009 10:53 PM

Oooh, rock me Amadeus!

Wait. Wrong Falco.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1846560
John Hargrave 116,625 19
10/18/2009 10:29 PM

Remember folks, you read it here first.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1846561
Mancrow 7,849 8
10/18/2009 11:58 PM

I'm surprised the Area 51 UFO cult haven't came out to claim it's really a spaceship from the star Vega 7.

 

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Thud 53,122 10
10/19/2009 04:11 AM

They didn't even mention you, John. You should make a scene about them stealing your thunder.

 

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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 9,052 6
10/19/2009 04:53 AM

And remember, for all your fortune telling needs dial:

1-800-H-A-R-G-R-A-V-E-C-A-N-S-E-E-I-N-T-O-T-H-E-F-O-O-T-U-R-E

but stop dialing after the 'V'

 

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deviousangel1785 18 3
10/19/2009 11:21 AM

Looks like the authorities agree with you; they declared it a hoax today. Here's the CNN link

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1846588
Phuc 231,348 13
10/19/2009 03:48 PM

Well done, Sir. Well done.

Perhaps young Falcon can get a gig as a spokesman for Ipecac.

 

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Reverendhongry - Omniscrotent 291 2
10/19/2009 07:17 PM

Am I the only one pissed off at these people for costing the taxpayers and the economy so much by wasting police and rescue workers' time and resources as well as shutting down one of the country's largest airports? I say the dad at least belongs in jail if not the mom too.

 

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the fun in disfunctional 807 4
10/19/2009 07:20 PM

No, you are not the only one.

 

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Reverendhongry - Omniscrotent 291 2
10/19/2009 07:22 PM

"Remember folks, you read it here first."

Oh... right...

 

Funny 1 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1846640
Google Search 53,478 11 runs " Wait. Wrong Falco." through its engine
10/19/2009 08:19 PM



Did you mean, Falcor?

 

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Amityville Ravos 34,380 10
10/19/2009 08:42 PM

I actually considered posting that before, but decided it was a bit of a stretch.

My friend's dog looks like a tiny falcor though.

 

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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 9,052 6
10/19/2009 10:12 PM

Google Search runs " Wait. Wrong Falco." through its engine
10/19/2009 11:19 AM


Did you mean, Falcor?


It'd be funnier if that's really what the real Google said. I just tried it and Google knows who Falco is....and this conversation came up at #8 in the list. Not too shabby Google.

 

Chuckleworthy 2 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1846658
Shemped on the 4th of July 16,478 9
10/19/2009 11:52 PM

I think were all missing one important point in all this.

This kid's parents named him Falcon.

What kind of douchebags name thier son, Falcon?

What would you call him for short?

Fal?

Con?

WTF?

As soon as I heard they were on a wife-swapping show and that the kid's name was Falcon, I knew it was a hoax.


Maybe his douchebag dad wants him to join the military, and be ahead of the game by having a codename already.

A real American Douchebag.
















Douchebags.


 

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Google Search 53,478 11 runs "Not too shabby Google." through its engine
10/20/2009 05:27 AM



Thanks!

 

Hilarious 1 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1846686
Google Search 53,478 11 Google watches its stocks go up
10/20/2009 05:29 AM

 

Amusing 1 votes 1.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1846939
vqthirtyfive 9 1
10/22/2009 03:53 AM

They probably named the kid Falcon because they're attention-seeking cretins.

Or maybe it's because he was destined to plunge toward the earth at two hundred miles per hour.