Wait, what?
A comedy conversation
by Cinderblock  27,522  24
10/19/2009 08:48 PM 591 views
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I just crawled out of a mountain of homework and early-morning clinical training to see how you asshats were holding up. I know these threads suck, but I want some clarification:
-Zanzibar'd?
-Lobster popped out a crayfish? I mean, I understand that her drunken mistake was over nine months ago, but I just kind of assumed that she'd stay pregnant forever. Sort of like a long-running gag or something.
-Who missed me? I know I wouldn't have.
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Funny
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Thud 66,639  17
10/19/2009 08:51 PM
I missed you, Cinder. The window view hasn't been the same without you.
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Chuckleworthy
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Cinderblock 27,522 24
10/19/2009 08:55 PM
I missed you too, Thud darling... but I'm working on my aim! Hyuck hyuck hyuck!
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Phla hates you. 130,632 34
10/19/2009 08:56 PM
Zanzibar monkey penis.
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Phla hates you. 130,632 34
10/19/2009 08:56 PM
Yeah, you heard me.
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Cinderblock 27,522 24
10/19/2009 09:45 PM
$50,000 off of a home just because it was the site of a horrific quadruple homicide? Yahoo! I'm gonna go visit my neighbor and his family in the four-bedroom restored Victorian estate!
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Pramable Lectern 78,121 40
10/19/2009 11:44 PM
Yahoo!
Actually, I found the listing on Magellan.
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Amityville Ravos 62,324 20
10/20/2009 06:42 AM
The lobster being pregnant will be less of an ongoing joke, and probably more of a recurring one.
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Side-splitting
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A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 6,338 4
10/20/2009 06:53 AM
She did stay pregnant for an extra couple of weeks if it makes you feel better.
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Bride of Frankenfurter 171,215 14
10/20/2009 06:54 AM
Welcome home Cinderblock! We missed you (I think, we missed her right?)!!
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Amityville Ravos 62,324 20
10/20/2009 08:33 AM
Good to see you again Cinder. I missed you an acceptable amount.
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Ghostly Shell 76,615 24
10/20/2009 10:48 AM
I'm not going to welcome you back. Whenever I do that, the person just ends up leaving again.
Fool me once, shame on....you. Fool me, you can't get fooled again.
Alright, alright, welcome back, Cinder. I'm going to give you another chance. But promise that you won't just knock me up and then leave again.
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Cinderblock 27,522 24
10/20/2009 03:13 PM
I missed all y'alls too. Awful things pop into my head whenever I look at my dirty old gym shoes or whenever my professor mentions her daughter's ongoing weight loss.
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Cinderblock 27,522 24
10/20/2009 03:14 PM
P.S. KChiki: It's Cinder-Bell. Or Shell Block.
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Crash Test Mummy 3,671 9
10/20/2009 03:27 PM
I'd tend to go with Shell Shock.
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Straw's bank account 95,441 36
10/20/2009 04:40 PM
shellack?
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Side-splitting
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Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
10/20/2009 07:05 PM
I missed you, Cinder, you're one of like 3 or 4 GABbers I'd actually bang.
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Amusing
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Ditdah 123,072 14
10/20/2009 07:50 PM
I have no idea who you are, but I assume I should.
Welcome back!
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Thud 66,639 17
10/20/2009 08:20 PM
I have no idea who you are, but I assume I should.
You should remember, Ditdah. We sat outside her window for a few nights last Spring.
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Ditdah 123,072 14
10/20/2009 08:29 PM
Yeah, I'm afraid you're going to have to narrow that down a bit for me...
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Thud 66,639 17
10/20/2009 08:31 PM
The night you were drinking wine and boilermakers was one of them.
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Cinderblock 27,522 24
10/20/2009 09:31 PM
You have to remember me, Dit. I have a restraining order against you!
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Millie 116,854 28
10/20/2009 09:34 PM
Yeah, I'm sure that will narrow it down for her.
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Millie 116,854 28
10/20/2009 09:35 PM
Oops. My comment was to Thud.
Hi Cinder.
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Cinderblock 27,522 24
10/20/2009 10:39 PM
Hi Millie! It's okay. Your comment was still applicable.
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Amityville Ravos 62,324 20
10/21/2009 09:08 AM
I missed you, Cinder, you're one of like 3 or 4 GABbers I'd actually bang.
Am I the other 3?
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KChiki #668 - Neighbor of the Beast 124,186 89
10/21/2009 10:07 AM
I can't believe you people don't remember Cinderblock! SHAME!!
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Chuckleworthy
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Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 54,858 17
10/21/2009 02:04 PM
Crown Royal + Alzheimer's + Birthday Merriment = Loss of Memory
Are you Cindy Brady?
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the fun in disfunctional 1,970 6
10/21/2009 02:40 PM
OK, I won't lie. I was actually almost tempted to start thinking about maybe wondering if I should be considering whether it made sense to be preparing to be getting a litlle bit worried. Then I remembered, that I'm a nOOb so I don't know you. Welcome back anyway!
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