Wait, what?
A comedy conversation
by Cinderblock | 10/20/2009 12:48 AM | 505 views
I just crawled out of a mountain of homework and early-morning clinical training to see how you asshats were holding up. I know these threads suck, but I want some clarification:
-Zanzibar'd?
-Lobster popped out a crayfish? I mean, I understand that her drunken mistake was over nine months ago, but I just kind of assumed that she'd stay pregnant forever. Sort of like a long-running gag or something.
-Who missed me? I know I wouldn't have.
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Funny
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Hilarious
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Thud
10/20/2009 12:51 AM
I missed you, Cinder. The window view hasn't been the same without you.
Chuckleworthy
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Cinderblock
10/20/2009 12:55 AM
I missed you too, Thud darling... but I'm working on my aim! Hyuck hyuck hyuck!
Funny
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Phla hates you.
10/20/2009 12:56 AM
Zanzibar monkey penis.
Hilarious
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Phla hates you.
10/20/2009 12:56 AM
Yeah, you heard me.
Hilarious
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Pramable Lectern
10/20/2009 01:34 AM
Missed ya, Cinder.
I'd like to dedicate this, ah, drum cover to you.
Also, here's a coupon for a deeply discounted home.
Make sure it's a Select home, though. I don't think they let you choose where you want to live.
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Cinderblock
10/20/2009 01:45 AM
$50,000 off of a home just because it was the site of a horrific quadruple homicide? Yahoo! I'm gonna go visit my neighbor and his family in the four-bedroom restored Victorian estate!
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Pramable Lectern
10/20/2009 03:44 AM
Yahoo!
Actually, I found the listing on Magellan.
Funny
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Amityville Ravos
10/20/2009 10:42 AM
The lobster being pregnant will be less of an ongoing joke, and probably more of a recurring one.
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A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein
10/20/2009 10:53 AM
She did stay pregnant for an extra couple of weeks if it makes you feel better.
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Bride of Frankenfurter
10/20/2009 10:54 AM
Welcome home Cinderblock! We missed you (I think, we missed her right?)!!
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Amityville Ravos
10/20/2009 12:33 PM
Good to see you again Cinder. I missed you an acceptable amount.
Funny
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Ghostly Shell
10/20/2009 02:48 PM
I'm not going to welcome you back. Whenever I do that, the person just ends up leaving again.
Fool me once, shame on....you. Fool me, you can't get fooled again.
Alright, alright, welcome back, Cinder. I'm going to give you another chance. But promise that you won't just knock me up and then leave again.
Funny
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Cinderblock
10/20/2009 07:13 PM
I missed all y'alls too. Awful things pop into my head whenever I look at my dirty old gym shoes or whenever my professor mentions her daughter's ongoing weight loss.
Funny
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Cinderblock
10/20/2009 07:14 PM
P.S. KChiki: It's Cinder-Bell. Or Shell Block.
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Crash Test Mummy
10/20/2009 07:27 PM
I'd tend to go with Shell Shock.
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Straw's bank account
10/20/2009 08:40 PM
shellack?
Side-splitting
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Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes
10/20/2009 11:05 PM
I missed you, Cinder, you're one of like 3 or 4 GABbers I'd actually bang.
Amusing
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Ditdah
10/20/2009 11:50 PM
I have no idea who you are, but I assume I should.
Welcome back!
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Thud
10/21/2009 12:20 AM
I have no idea who you are, but I assume I should.
You should remember, Ditdah. We sat outside her window for a few nights last Spring.
Funny
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Ditdah
10/21/2009 12:29 AM
Yeah, I'm afraid you're going to have to narrow that down a bit for me...
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Thud
10/21/2009 12:31 AM
The night you were drinking wine and boilermakers was one of them.
Chuckleworthy
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Cinderblock
10/21/2009 01:31 AM
You have to remember me, Dit. I have a restraining order against you!
Funny
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Millie
10/21/2009 01:34 AM
Yeah, I'm sure that will narrow it down for her.
Hilarious
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Millie
10/21/2009 01:35 AM
Oops. My comment was to Thud.
Hi Cinder.
Funny
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Cinderblock
10/21/2009 02:39 AM
Hi Millie! It's okay. Your comment was still applicable.
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Amityville Ravos
10/21/2009 01:08 PM
I missed you, Cinder, you're one of like 3 or 4 GABbers I'd actually bang.
Am I the other 3?
Chuckleworthy
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Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die
10/21/2009 06:04 PM
Crown Royal + Alzheimer's + Birthday Merriment = Loss of Memory
Are you Cindy Brady?
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the fun in disfunctional
10/21/2009 06:40 PM
OK, I won't lie. I was actually almost tempted to start thinking about maybe wondering if I should be considering whether it made sense to be preparing to be getting a litlle bit worried. Then I remembered, that I'm a nOOb so I don't know you. Welcome back anyway!