Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/21/2009 08:17 AM

How do you know the other 3 just aren't caught in the fat one's gravitational pull?

the fun in disfunctional 1,970 6
10/21/2009 09:45 AM

I want to paint the fat one's head orange for Halloween. Great pumkin indeed.

KChiki #668 - Neighbor of the Beast 124,281 89
10/21/2009 09:47 AM

The sad thing, Turd, is you're probably right.

Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 54,897 17
10/21/2009 10:02 AM

One would have to have a helluva Wingman to cull the Blonde from THAT herd.

Amityville Ravos 62,361 20
10/21/2009 10:02 AM

She is somebody's daughter, and she is fat.

I'm sure you can figure out the rest.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/21/2009 10:43 AM

One would have to have a helluva Wingman to cull the Blonde from THAT herd.

I don't think it would be that hard. Your wingman\men could just flatter them by saying they look like the chicks from Grey's Anatomy. The catch is that they don't know you are talking about:

From left- The ugly lesbian from the 4th season, the plain Grey, the fat lesbian, and Katherine Heigl

Yeah, I am forced to by my wife watch Grey's, big whoop, you wanna fight about it?

TopHatSnake 3,138 10
10/21/2009 10:45 AM

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?!?!!??

Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 54,897 17
10/21/2009 10:50 AM

Who are we kidding...
We'd do her.

If we were on a deserted island. Marooned for six months with nothing but a keg of beer and a case of Night Train....

Amityville Ravos 62,361 20
10/21/2009 11:06 AM

You're right pubah. After 6 months on a desert island, and me not sharing my beer, she would definitely have lost some weight. And with the keg empty, it is at least twice as good as a paper bag.

Amityville Ravos 62,361 20
10/21/2009 11:07 AM

Actually, I lied. Still not doable.

Dead Madness' Party 4,360 10
10/21/2009 01:48 PM

What the Frost.
She looks like Genghis Khan.

Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 54,897 17
10/21/2009 02:00 PM

Though I can't see their legs, waist's or butts, I'd rate them...
(From left to right):
3 + 2 + 1 + 10 = 16
Divide by 4 and the overall hotness of that herd is 4.

Consider that hotness number in juxtaposition with the male herd of Pubah, Chickens, Whistler and Frogpop (not necessisarily in order):
1 + 2 + 2 + 5 = 10
Divided by square root of the manherd's gross income times pi, plus the manherd's cumilitive age and you get one very fortunate HeLiver, two satisfied HeLivers and a HeGabber buried in female flesh.

That is all

Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 54,897 17
10/21/2009 02:14 PM

Me thinks she may have EATEN Ghengis Kahn...and Chaka Kahn...and Kubli Kahn...and Kirk's Kahhhhhhhhnnnnnn!!!

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/21/2009 02:27 PM

Though I can't see their legs, waist's or butts, I'd rate them...
(From left to right):
3 + 2 + 1 + 10 = 16
Divide by 4 and the overall hotness of that herd is 4.

Consider that hotness number in juxtaposition with the male herd of Pubah, Chickens, Whistler and Frogpop (not necessisarily in order):
1 + 2 + 2 + 5 = 10

Uh....I was told there would be no math.

Bean 7,930 17
10/21/2009 05:06 PM

Don't you recognize a movie star when you see one?

The two on the left and the one on the right are posing with her because she played Attila the Hun in "Night at the Museum."

cakes and ale 2,403 6
10/21/2009 09:08 PM

Looks more like Jabba the Hutt to me.

Frogpop 173,113 25
10/21/2009 10:26 PM

That's no moon.

Mielke...some thing good to eat! 1,480 5
10/21/2009 10:48 PM

Although it is sad......This is the face(s) of the new,more politically correct Charlies Angels.

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 6,338 4
10/21/2009 11:08 PM

That's no moon.

No, but there was an almost a full moon out.

This causes some werewolves to half shift and get stuck in the semi-transistion stage known to cryptologists as the "boogerwolf" stage, evidenced in the photo.

Amityville Ravos 62,361 20
10/22/2009 07:08 AM

I think I need to bleach my corneas now...

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
10/22/2009 08:07 AM

Pubah, Chickens, Whistler and Frogpop (not necessisarily in order):
1 + 2 + 2 + 5 = 10

I'm fit and have most of my hair. Chickens has the legs to wear a kilt. Froggie scored a Dianada. The three of us all have jobs and waterproof roofs over our heads (other than that of the public library).

We've never seen a picture of you, Pubah, other than one from your childhood, but I'm guessing that if the four of us tried our luck, you'd end up with Atilla.

Amityville Ravos 62,361 20
10/22/2009 08:40 AM

Maybe Pubah is Attila!

Attila the hutt.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/22/2009 09:04 AM

Fat bottomed girls really do make the world go around.

If you really think about it, if all the fat ladies disappeared, the Earth would lose it's intertia and slow down. From another standpoint, the Earth may spin faster without the heavies to hold it down.

So for the good of the Earth. I will love the fatties so that they don't skinny up and kill us all.

You're welcome.

Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 54,897 17
10/22/2009 11:09 AM

Fifemaster may be right...
...Skinny legs + fat belly + thinning hair + no money + no home + no job = Someone for Bigfoots to love.


GooneyGooGoo!!!

The guy who rotated your drink 86 4
11/16/2009 04:34 AM

"Sofia poses for the Save the Uggo's charity callendar."

0 to speeding ticket in a very short time 201 7
02/03/2010 10:40 PM

Is that a balloon with a wig?

Madness 4,360 10
02/04/2010 03:53 AM

You're an Emerson for bumping that and making me look at that monstrosity again.

0 to speeding ticket in a very short time?
Try boner to flaccid instantaneously.

Madness 4,360 10
02/04/2010 03:54 AM

And don't Frost-ing ask why reading Live gives me a boner.

Todderific 3 5
07/19/2010 09:27 PM

Just messing with Sasqwatch.

PacificPhi 1,860 6
07/21/2010 02:03 PM

THAT is what you call a great personality...

Gonzo 20,504 16
07/22/2010 08:17 AM

Duck...

Duck...

OH MY GOD! HELL NO!!!!

Duck...

Legion 90 6
10/13/2010 09:32 PM

The male photographer is being looked at like a glazed donut and he doesnt even know it...

TWSS is a Halloweenie 26,020 24
10/13/2010 09:40 PM

Hey Legion, we do other things too, "Just show me - Everything." Try it. You'll like it.

Unless you're a kid who needs the pictures in the story. In that case, I'm callin' you out.

ZOMBIE RAVOS 62,361 20
10/14/2010 08:43 AM

Best photobomb evar.

Chickens with Fangs 282,028 58
10/14/2010 09:30 AM

You brought this back for halloween, didntcha?

MeansRisotto 12 4
04/11/2011 04:10 PM

(not-so)-Holy Frost'ing.. "That" requires the mother of all beergoggles!

Drewcifer, The Devil's Asscrack 40,124 50
04/11/2011 08:08 PM

Is that that Snooki chick that everyone is talking about?

Dave's not here 52,810 16
04/11/2011 08:43 PM

Way to pintobacon a photo.

Madness 4,360 10
04/12/2011 07:39 PM

HOLY Shakespeare WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP BUMPING THIS.

I'm at least numb to tubgirl and goatse by now...but not...IT.

dudewutthehell 20 3
07/22/2011 04:59 AM

Well, moron, good for Happy Gilmo-MY GOD!!

Chix 282,028 58
07/22/2011 01:31 PM

My photoshop skills are off today, but I was gagging the whole time.