Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/21/2009 03:04 PM

Looks like Orville Redenbacher had an orgy in her cube.

KChiki #668 - Neighbor of the Beast 124,276 89
10/21/2009 03:45 PM

"CAUTION: MAY CONTAIN BUTTERY GOODNESS"

Thud 66,695 17
10/21/2009 05:52 PM

I'm hoping that Keri is under all that popcorn, hopefully bound and gagged.

TopHatSnake 3,138 10
10/22/2009 12:45 AM

oh so popcorny

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/22/2009 10:16 AM

Office n00b Keri officially had her n00b cherry Jiffy Popped. I wonder if there is an Act II for this? Either way I'm sure everyone had a Jolly Time.

I know puns are corny, but I couldn't resist.

Amityville Ravos 62,361 20
10/22/2009 10:23 AM

I wonder if it was the colonel's desk.

Gonzo 20,504 16
10/22/2009 11:36 AM

What's that smell?

[sniffs under armpit] Must be the dog, sir.

That's popcorn.

Yes sir, I know...

Well, get it away from me! I hate popcorn! I can't stand popcorn!

Good. Now I know what to get you for your birthday.

hairy kari gal 12,075 15
10/22/2009 11:51 AM

Once I accidently burned popcorn at work. There was a huge black cloud billowing out of the lounge. The alarms got set off and the fire department came.

I felt bad that they came out for nothing.

It's been 12 years and I'm still with one of those first responders.

You fill in the blanks.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/22/2009 02:10 PM

What's that smell? ...

Good. Now I know what to get you for your birthday

One of the most underrated 80's movies of all time.

Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

Why am I the only one who has that dream?

Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 54,888 17
10/22/2009 03:05 PM

I'm sure he likes putting his sausage in your microwave...

Crouching Ravos, Hidden Dragon 62,361 20
10/23/2009 06:36 AM

That's no microwave, that's my wife!

Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 54,888 17
10/23/2009 08:35 AM

Microwave = She'll get you hot really fast

(I just made that up...Ain't I smart?)

Crouching Ravos, Hidden Dragon 62,361 20
10/23/2009 08:37 AM

Microwave = She'll get you hot really fast

And sterile!

And potentially cancerous!

Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 54,888 17
10/23/2009 08:08 PM

And Dead...So fitting

TopHatSnake 3,138 10
10/29/2009 04:58 PM

remember the cop with the turkey leg from the "to protect and serve" thread? this is her cubicle. on a low day.

Jus' Keep Punning 5 3
10/30/2009 02:19 AM

Cubicle Owner: OH my God!They're multiplying!