Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 9,052 6
10/22/2009 12:04 AM

Looks like Orville Redenbacher had an orgy in her cube.

KChiki #668 - Neighbor of the Beast 50,428 11
10/22/2009 12:45 AM

"CAUTION: MAY CONTAIN BUTTERY GOODNESS"

Thud 53,122 10
10/22/2009 02:52 AM

I'm hoping that Keri is under all that popcorn, hopefully bound and gagged.

Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 47,449 11
10/22/2009 03:11 AM

Like one live baby buried by a hundred dead babies,
she'll have to eat her way out.

TopHatSnake 500 5
10/22/2009 09:45 AM

oh so popcorny

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 9,052 6
10/22/2009 07:16 PM

Office n00b Keri officially had her n00b cherry Jiffy Popped. I wonder if there is an Act II for this? Either way I'm sure everyone had a Jolly Time.

I know puns are corny, but I couldn't resist.

Amityville Ravos 34,380 10
10/22/2009 07:23 PM

I wonder if it was the colonel's desk.

Gonzo 17,604 12
10/22/2009 08:36 PM

What's that smell?

[sniffs under armpit] Must be the dog, sir.

That's popcorn.

Yes sir, I know...

Well, get it away from me! I hate popcorn! I can't stand popcorn!

Good. Now I know what to get you for your birthday.

hairy kari gal 5,572 7
10/22/2009 08:51 PM

Once I accidently burned popcorn at work. There was a huge black cloud billowing out of the lounge. The alarms got set off and the fire department came.

I felt bad that they came out for nothing.

It's been 12 years and I'm still with one of those first responders.

You fill in the blanks.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 9,052 6
10/22/2009 11:10 PM

What's that smell? ...

Good. Now I know what to get you for your birthday

One of the most underrated 80's movies of all time.

Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

Why am I the only one who has that dream?

Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 47,449 11
10/23/2009 12:05 AM

I'm sure he likes putting his sausage in your microwave...

Crouching Ravos, Hidden Dragon 34,380 10
10/23/2009 03:36 PM

That's no microwave, that's my wife!

Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 47,449 11
10/23/2009 05:35 PM

Microwave = She'll get you hot really fast

(I just made that up...Ain't I smart?)

Crouching Ravos, Hidden Dragon 34,380 10
10/23/2009 05:37 PM

Microwave = She'll get you hot really fast

And sterile!

And potentially cancerous!

Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 47,449 11
10/24/2009 05:08 AM

And Dead...So fitting

TopHatSnake 500 5
10/30/2009 01:58 AM

remember the cop with the turkey leg from the "to protect and serve" thread? this is her cubicle. on a low day.

Jus' Keep Punning 5 1
10/30/2009 11:19 AM

Cubicle Owner: OH my God!They're multiplying!