Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,113 9
10/21/2009 03:04 PM

Looks like Orville Redenbacher had an orgy in her cube.

KChiki #668 - Neighbor of the Beast 68,443 23
10/21/2009 03:45 PM

"CAUTION: MAY CONTAIN BUTTERY GOODNESS"

Thud 56,042 12
10/21/2009 05:52 PM

I'm hoping that Keri is under all that popcorn, hopefully bound and gagged.

Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 48,696 12
10/21/2009 06:11 PM

Like one live baby buried by a hundred dead babies,
she'll have to eat her way out.

TopHatSnake 1,303 5
10/22/2009 12:45 AM

oh so popcorny

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,113 9
10/22/2009 10:16 AM

Office n00b Keri officially had her n00b cherry Jiffy Popped. I wonder if there is an Act II for this? Either way I'm sure everyone had a Jolly Time.

I know puns are corny, but I couldn't resist.

Amityville Ravos 46,500 15
10/22/2009 10:23 AM

I wonder if it was the colonel's desk.

Gonzo 18,596 14
10/22/2009 11:36 AM

What's that smell?

[sniffs under armpit] Must be the dog, sir.

That's popcorn.

Yes sir, I know...

Well, get it away from me! I hate popcorn! I can't stand popcorn!

Good. Now I know what to get you for your birthday.

hairy kari gal 9,273 9
10/22/2009 11:51 AM

Once I accidently burned popcorn at work. There was a huge black cloud billowing out of the lounge. The alarms got set off and the fire department came.

I felt bad that they came out for nothing.

It's been 12 years and I'm still with one of those first responders.

You fill in the blanks.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,113 9
10/22/2009 02:10 PM

What's that smell? ...

Good. Now I know what to get you for your birthday

One of the most underrated 80's movies of all time.

Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

Why am I the only one who has that dream?

Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 48,696 12
10/22/2009 03:05 PM

I'm sure he likes putting his sausage in your microwave...

Crouching Ravos, Hidden Dragon 46,500 15
10/23/2009 06:36 AM

That's no microwave, that's my wife!

Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 48,696 12
10/23/2009 08:35 AM

Microwave = She'll get you hot really fast

(I just made that up...Ain't I smart?)

Crouching Ravos, Hidden Dragon 46,500 15
10/23/2009 08:37 AM

Microwave = She'll get you hot really fast

And sterile!

And potentially cancerous!

Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 48,696 12
10/23/2009 08:08 PM

And Dead...So fitting

TopHatSnake 1,303 5
10/29/2009 04:58 PM

remember the cop with the turkey leg from the "to protect and serve" thread? this is her cubicle. on a low day.

Jus' Keep Punning 5 1
10/30/2009 02:19 AM

Cubicle Owner: OH my God!They're multiplying!