Shemped on the 4th of July 22,212 16
10/21/2009 04:50 PM

I didnt like pumking pie before, now I REALLY dont like it.

Shemped on the 4th of July 22,212 16
10/21/2009 04:51 PM

Pumking?

Ay, Mi Dios!

Shemped on the 4th of July 22,212 16
10/21/2009 05:00 PM

After many Halloween nights spent year after year in the pumkin patch awaiting the Great Pumkin, Linus was sorely dissapointed, but oddly turned on, when this showed up.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/21/2009 05:25 PM

Brad Poynter should add this to his pumpkin testing experiment. I bet he can't break this with his 3 foot pole.

Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 54,900 17
10/21/2009 06:16 PM

Can't wait till the hooligans try kicking that!

Manhole, G.E.D 20,243 26
10/21/2009 06:53 PM

Trick or Treat?

Dead Madness' Party 4,360 10
10/22/2009 12:32 AM

There is only one place you can put the candle, and I can't say I like it.

TopHatSnake 3,138 10
10/22/2009 12:43 AM

does herhisits flatulence smell of pumpkin pie? or is it more that lovely jack-o-lantern-on-november-28th aroma?

Amityville Ravos 62,361 20
10/22/2009 07:05 AM

Trick or Treat TRAP?

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/22/2009 08:07 AM

You probably could carve a face in that mound of flesh. I bet she doesn't even feel it.

Pramable Lectern 78,178 40
10/22/2009 10:54 AM

That's not a pumpkin, it's a plumpkin.

Pramable Lectern 78,178 40
10/22/2009 10:55 AM

Actually, it's two plumpkins.

hairy kari gal 12,075 15
10/22/2009 11:56 AM

Oh my!

I want some milk duds, I think.

Amityville Ravos 62,361 20
10/22/2009 11:59 AM

Well, I think you got the 'dud' part down.

Count Fucksockula 1,133 3
10/24/2009 04:33 PM

After Clive asked the neighbours kids to "Reach deep into the Pumpkin's mouth for delicious candy.." he was put on 'The Register'.

Count Fucksockula 1,133 3
10/24/2009 04:37 PM

However, Mary's popularity skyrocketed...

Crouching Ravos, Hidden Dragon 62,361 20
10/26/2009 07:16 AM

Have you lost your gourd?!

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/26/2009 08:19 AM

Whoopdeedo Frostsock. Like pumpkins they're hard, hollow, and can be bought for about $5.

I don't know about Frostsock, but I've got my gourd right here.

Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 54,900 17
10/26/2009 08:31 PM

So...

What will be your halloween costume?

soloam 0 3
10/29/2009 04:08 AM

beeee.....