Shemped on the 4th of July 16,317 9
10/22/2009 01:50 AM

I didnt like pumking pie before, now I REALLY dont like it.

Shemped on the 4th of July 16,317 9
10/22/2009 01:51 AM

Pumking?

Ay, Mi Dios!

Shemped on the 4th of July 16,317 9
10/22/2009 02:00 AM

After many Halloween nights spent year after year in the pumkin patch awaiting the Great Pumkin, Linus was sorely dissapointed, but oddly turned on, when this showed up.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 8,418 6
10/22/2009 02:25 AM

Brad Poynter should add this to his pumpkin testing experiment. I bet he can't break this with his 3 foot pole.

Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 47,449 11
10/22/2009 03:16 AM

Can't wait till the hooligans try kicking that!

Manhole, G.E.D 7,681 8
10/22/2009 03:53 AM

Trick or Treat?

Dead Madness' Party 1,344 5
10/22/2009 09:32 AM

There is only one place you can put the candle, and I can't say I like it.

TopHatSnake 485 5
10/22/2009 09:43 AM

does herhisits flatulence smell of pumpkin pie? or is it more that lovely jack-o-lantern-on-november-28th aroma?

Amityville Ravos 33,620 9
10/22/2009 04:05 PM

Trick or Treat TRAP?

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 8,418 6
10/22/2009 05:07 PM

You probably could carve a face in that mound of flesh. I bet she doesn't even feel it.

Pramable Lectern 52,945 9
10/22/2009 07:54 PM

That's not a pumpkin, it's a plumpkin.

Pramable Lectern 52,945 9
10/22/2009 07:55 PM

Actually, it's two plumpkins.

hairy kari gal 5,320 6
10/22/2009 08:56 PM

Oh my!

I want some milk duds, I think.

Amityville Ravos 33,620 9
10/22/2009 08:59 PM

Well, I think you got the 'dud' part down.

Count Fucksockula 1,080 3
10/25/2009 01:33 AM

After Clive asked the neighbours kids to "Reach deep into the Pumpkin's mouth for delicious candy.." he was put on 'The Register'.

Count Fucksockula 1,080 3
10/25/2009 01:37 AM

However, Mary's popularity skyrocketed...

Crouching Ravos, Hidden Dragon 33,620 9
10/26/2009 04:16 PM

Have you lost your gourd?!

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 8,418 6
10/26/2009 05:19 PM

Whoopdeedo Frostsock. Like pumpkins they're hard, hollow, and can be bought for about $5.

I don't know about Frostsock, but I've got my gourd right here.

Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 47,449 11
10/27/2009 05:31 AM

So...

What will be your halloween costume?

soloam 0 1
10/29/2009 01:08 PM

beeee.....