Bill the Zombie Squirrel 53,130 53
10/22/2009 05:02 AM

Shot you in the face.


Oh wait, that hasn't happened yet.

Amityville Ravos 62,361 20
10/22/2009 06:47 AM

Actually, your girlfriend bought the car for me, but she was below my standards so I turned her down. Enjoy your runner-up medal!

KChiki #668 - Neighbor of the Beast 124,281 89
10/22/2009 07:37 AM

Dude. Now you'll NEVER be able to break up with her! She's got you right where she wants you!

Amityville Ravos 62,361 20
10/22/2009 07:41 AM

If you try to leave her, she'll say the car was your idea, and you said you'd pay her back. Then you'll owe her the money for the car, and you'll be endebted to her FOREVAR!

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/22/2009 08:04 AM

Ravos gave me a pokeball to live in. Even though it's in Canadia and there's a lot of to-the-death cage matches involved, it's a pretty good deal.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/22/2009 08:36 AM

Was it this car?



That car is a definite Poe magnet.

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 6,338 4
10/22/2009 08:42 AM

What's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you?

I saved a little girl from drowning once, and she didn't claim I molested her.

That was pretty nice of her.

Amityville Ravos 62,361 20
10/22/2009 08:44 AM

That car is a definite Poe magnet.

Or are the pussies car magnets?

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/22/2009 08:50 AM

I saved a little girl from drowning once, and she didn't claim I molested her.

That she knows of. MWAHAHAHAHAAAAA! *cough* *cough*

Amityville Ravos 62,361 20
10/22/2009 08:53 AM

Ravos gave me a pokeball to live in.

Speaking of which, you owe me for last month's hydro. I guess you'll just have to work it off in more cage matches.

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
10/22/2009 08:58 AM

The nicest thing anyone's done recently is come out against the Franken anti-rape bill on my facebook. I say this is nice because now I know not to ever date him again after only knowing him a week and usually it takes a month or so of lost time for someone to reveal their inner Frost-ing crazy to me.

Brad Poynter 35,418 48
10/22/2009 09:11 AM

The nicest thing any one has done for me in a while is giving my articles 5 orbs. Yeah, Sad but true.

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 6,338 4
10/22/2009 09:15 AM

... and usually it takes a month or so of lost time for someone to reveal their inner Frost-ing crazy to me.

Odd. It only took me a couple of seconds.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/22/2009 09:45 AM

Speaking of which, you owe me for last month's hydro. I guess you'll just have to work it off in more cage matches.

Sweet. I have a new move to show off.



I'm not going to spoil the surprise, but you'll need a bigger cleanup crew.

Amityville Ravos 62,361 20
10/22/2009 09:47 AM

A clean up crew? Just use a sock like everyone else.

Amityville Ravos 62,361 20
10/22/2009 09:50 AM

Besides, your combo is a grammatical error, according to MS word.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/22/2009 10:08 AM

That green squiggle is for "awesome" and the fact that commas should have a space after them

Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 54,897 17
10/22/2009 11:11 AM

D-I-V-O-R-C-E

Thank you very much.

hairy kari gal 12,075 15
10/22/2009 11:27 AM

Whenever I feel sick my grandma comes over to offer me an enema. She thinks all bad things will leave the body if you have an enema.

That and Whistler said once, "You might just fit in here."

Yeah, that's all I've got.