I'm baayaacccckk! sort of...
A comedy conversation
by hairy kari gal  12,075  15
10/22/2009 11:19 AM 519 views
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I just had the pleasure of experiencing a terrible "flu". A lovely intestinal bug that causes severe vomiting and diarrhea. I lost 10 lbs. in 4 days. (Hollywood starlettes take note: free kisses!) I also enjoyed chills, major sweats, and severe cramping in my extremities, so much that it was painful to move. I became so dehydrated that my doctor wanted me admitted to the hospital to be rehydrated. Because I'm so compliant and willing to be exposed to other sick people I told him, "No, friggin way!",
So after crying and whining my way out of a hospital stay, I was sent home with some meds and instructions to drink copious amount of Pedialyte or Gatorade. I opted for Gatorade, because I ain't no baby.
Anyway, I'm back for more abuse.
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Amusing
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Funny
12 votes
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Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959  36
10/22/2009 11:25 AM
1. You weren't really gone long enough to warrant an "I'm back" thread.
2. Nobody missed you anyway.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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hairy kari gal 12,075 15
10/22/2009 11:31 AM
How long is long enough? Next time, should I opt for ebola?
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Funny
4 votes
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Amityville Ravos 62,361 20
10/22/2009 11:32 AM
Next time, should I opt for ebola?
Yes.
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Funny
6 votes
3.2
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/22/2009 11:36 AM
Was it the "I-got-duped-by-balloon-boy-flu"? I hear that's a nasty one.
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Funny
3 votes
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Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 54,897 17
10/22/2009 11:38 AM
A nice flesh eating virus would make for very interesting articles: "Today, The Virus Ate My..."
Welcome back, now go away.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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hairy kari gal 12,075 15
10/22/2009 11:41 AM
No. But I did consider purchasing same said balloon, floating into the sky, and while spinning around in the air currents with my uncontrollable diarrhea, start blogging, "OMG, the Shakespeare has finally hit the fan!"
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Funny
5 votes
3.4
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Amityville Ravos 62,361 20
10/22/2009 11:42 AM
Was it the "I-got-duped-by-balloon-boy-flu"? I hear that's a nasty one.
What's worse than a worm in your apple?
The holocaust!
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Funny
2 votes
3.5
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Amityville Ravos 62,361 20
10/22/2009 11:43 AM
No. But I did consider purchasing same said balloon, floating into the sky, and while spinning around in the air currents with my uncontrollable diarrhea, start blogging, "OMG, the Shakespeare has finally hit the fan me in the face due to air currents!"
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Hilarious
7 votes
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Frogpop 173,113 25
10/22/2009 10:44 PM
Dude, I got sick like that in Peru and also lost over 12 pounds over the course of the trip. A+++++!!! Would contract again!!!!
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Straw's bank account 95,470 36
10/22/2009 11:00 PM
Ugh. I have the flu, but I'm probably gaining weight. Too sick to exercise, not sick enough to lose my appetite.
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Hilarious
1 votes
4.0
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Amityville Ravos 62,361 20
10/23/2009 06:28 AM
Dude, I got sick like that in Peru and also lost over 12 pounds over the course of the trip. A+++++!!! Would contract again!!!!
Maybe John sure try this product and/or service instead of shoving all that stuff up his colon.
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Side-splitting
1 votes
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Crouching Ravos, Hidden Dragon 62,361 20
10/23/2009 08:23 AM
The squeeky part is easy with the proper usage of a rubber ducky.
The clean part is difficult to maintain.
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Funny
4 votes
3.2
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Ghostly Shell 76,640 24
10/24/2009 09:14 AM
You seem to have a lot in common with my grandma. You both like to torture complete strangers by sharing the intimate details of your illnesses and bodily functions.
Do you also play bingo and enjoy Nash Bridges?
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0 votes
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Ali the Undead Legend 840 7
10/24/2009 06:11 PM
I just had the pleasure of experiencing a terrible "flu"
OH I GET IT!
Coz flu is a bad thing yet you say 'pleasure' so it's like an oxymoron.
LOL!
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0 votes
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Count Fucksockula 1,133 3
10/24/2009 06:22 PM
Did the weight-loss make your titties go smaller?
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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cakes and ale 2,403 6
10/24/2009 07:33 PM
That's tit. As in, just one.
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Crouching Ravos, Hidden Dragon 62,361 20
10/26/2009 07:15 AM
You seem to have a lot in common with my grandma. You both like to torture complete strangers by sharing the intimate details of your illnesses and bodily functions.
Are you talking about Daisypie 2.0, or Peoriagrace?
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