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The New Miranda:
A young female Police Officer pulls over a drunk driver. She says, "Before I go any further, I must warn you that anything you say can and will be held against you..."
Before she can finish, the drunk man (probably Chickens) blurts out, "Titties!"
Heard any Zingers on the internet lately? Yes Chance, Twinkies count too.
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Funny
6 votes
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Funny
2 votes
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/22/2009 02:48 PM
I found this one to be hilarious:
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Amityville Ravos 62,361 20
10/22/2009 02:57 PM
Hey Kid! I'm a computer! Stop all the downloading!
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Side-splitting
2 votes
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/22/2009 02:59 PM
For those that can't read in binary:
Do you know what Rodeo Sex is?
It's when you mount your woman from behind, start going nice and slowly, take her hair and pull her head back slightly and whisper in her ear "Your sister was better than you...", and try to hold on for 8 seconds!
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Hilarious
3 votes
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Pants 14,213 17 01110011 01101000 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110011 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110011 01100001 01100100 01100100 01101100 01100101 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110010 01101110 00100000 01110101 01110000 00100000 01000011 01111001 01100011 01101111 00100111 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110011 01110011 00101110
10/22/2009 06:26 PM
Ride on that, buddy.
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Analog 9,387 18
10/22/2009 06:43 PM
Ride on that, buddy.
What the hell is a "saddle horn"
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/22/2009 08:51 PM
Ride on that, buddy.
Ouch man, very ouch
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Funny
3 votes
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Pants 14,213 17 gives Cyco a big warm hug.
10/22/2009 09:10 PM
Awww, it's ok man; cheer up. This just means that you and Trixxie will be the best of friends.
A little tip though, do not play Ice cream shop with him. Skippy still has nightmares from that game.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/22/2009 09:37 PM
Duly noted. I don't even want to know what that's supposed to mean.
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Amityville Ravos 62,361 20
10/23/2009 06:32 AM
Exactly.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Amityville Ravos 62,361 20
10/23/2009 06:33 AM
Lets just say his milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
And they may or may not be like "It's better than yours".
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Hilarious
1 votes
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HalloJeeni 43,373 49 tries to make binary more attractive for Pubah
10/24/2009 10:44 PM
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Funny
1 votes
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Ali the Undead Legend 840 7
10/25/2009 11:50 AM
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So.. what is rodery sex?
Btw, anyone got the time?
Oh yes that's right, it's late to the joke O'clock.
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Hilarious
1 votes
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Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 54,895 17 Wonders where he can finda binary translator
10/25/2009 06:09 PM
Jeeni,
Just the knowledge your petite, suptle hands typed it makes binary more attractive to me.
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