Tucker Max 20,243 26
10/24/2009 08:53 PM

I'm so awesome I made a movie about myself.












Seriously.

Shemped on the 4th of July 22,212 16
10/24/2009 11:03 PM

I'm too awesome for this thread.
Too awesome for this thread.
So awesome it hurts.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/24/2009 11:06 PM

I'm so awesome, I drink margaritas bigger than my head and don't feel a thing.

Reverend Dave 'Hell' Rodriguez 2,413 0
10/25/2009 01:15 AM

I am so awesome, I sell freaking snow to people in a place where it snows for free and actually make good money at it.

Actually, That doesn't show that I am awesome, it shows that people are suckers.

Neophyte 9,942 10
10/25/2009 12:26 PM

Please to explain your marketing plan and price structure.

Dead Madness' Party 4,360 10
10/25/2009 01:32 PM

On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being not awesome, 10 being incredibly awesome.

I'm somewhere between 6 and Weebl
NSFW

Pramable Lectern 78,178 40
10/25/2009 02:46 PM

I'm...

"The glass isn't half full because it's Frost-ing broken, and Shakespeare's running out"

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
10/25/2009 11:10 PM

I'm not that awesome, really, but when I stand next to you people, it looks like I am.

Bean 7,930 17
10/26/2009 12:31 AM

I'm so awesome that even though my main boss is quitting to go back to school, she's making the other two stay at the law firm so that I will still have a job.

Bride of Frankenfurter 171,220 14
10/26/2009 06:42 AM

Im not awesome at all. Thanks for reminding me Frosthead.

Crouching Ravos, Hidden Dragon 62,361 20
10/26/2009 07:07 AM

I'm not awesome, but I play one on TV.

Gonzo 20,504 16
10/26/2009 12:13 PM

I'm so awesome that I CAN divide by zero.





...

AND I choose no to.

Crouching Ravos, Hidden Dragon 62,361 20
10/26/2009 12:15 PM

I'm too sexy awesome for my shirt. Too sexy awesome for my shirt, so sexy awesome it hurts.

The Mailman 174,473 52
10/26/2009 12:21 PM

On a scale of 1 to 10, I'm a level-three awesome. I'm a threesome.

KChiki #668 - Neighbor of the Beast 124,281 89
10/26/2009 12:40 PM

This is how awesome I am. (SFW)

The Mailman 174,473 52
10/26/2009 01:17 PM

This is how awesome I am. (SFW)

You would have been even awesomer if you had edited the top of that web page to indicate that the defition for awesome had four, not three dictionary results.

Brad Poynter 35,418 48
10/26/2009 01:17 PM

For reference.

Disco Poltergeist 4,322 8
10/26/2009 01:19 PM

I know the sound of one hand clapping.

When a tree falls in the forest and there is no one around, I hear it.

The egg came first. She witnessed my awesomeness and had multiple orgasms.

A benevolent God allows bad things to happen to keep me entertained.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/26/2009 01:22 PM

I'm so awesome, I made the Kessel Run in 3 parsecs on my 10 speed.

I kept it in 1st gear the whole way.

Night of the Living Ravos 62,361 20
10/26/2009 01:53 PM

So Brad, do you enjoy comic books?

Cinderblock 27,522 24
10/26/2009 02:01 PM

I'm so awesome, the young girls I have in my basement treat me like a god. Then again, that might just be because I've told them that I'm god since they were born.

Brad Poynter 35,418 48
10/26/2009 02:02 PM

Them Japanese ones are pretty good.

Night of the Living Ravos 62,361 20
10/26/2009 02:04 PM

I'm so awesome, the young girls I have in my basement treat me like a god.

So it had nothing to do with the saying "And then there was light!" and then flicking on the light switch every time you enter?

KChiki #668 - Neighbor of the Beast 124,281 89
10/26/2009 02:27 PM

You would have been even awesomer if you had edited the top of that web page to indicate that the defition for awesome had four, not three dictionary results.

Aww, dammit!

Night of the Living Ravos 62,361 20
10/26/2009 02:29 PM

Awesome is as awesome does.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
10/26/2009 02:48 PM

I'm not that awesome but I will buy a round on occasion.

Barney-PurpleScaryThing 2,122 17
10/26/2009 02:56 PM

defition

Huh?Is that like defecation?

KChiki #668 - Neighbor of the Beast 124,281 89
10/26/2009 03:00 PM

defition

Huh?Is that like defecation?

Chill out, it's just a little poo!

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 6,338 4
10/26/2009 04:29 PM

Chill out, it's just a little poo!

-said the fat kid in the Crisco factory.

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 6,338 4
10/26/2009 07:58 PM

Frost awesome, I'm awefull!

Gonzo 20,504 16 Holds up a severed hand with two fingers gnawed off.
10/26/2009 08:46 PM

I'M THIS MANY!!

The Mailman 174,473 52
10/26/2009 10:02 PM

defition

Huh?Is that like defecation?

I am so awesome that I can trncate my wrds and ppl stll undstand what I mean.

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 6,338 4
10/27/2009 02:14 AM

I'm so awesome, I drink margaritas bigger than my head and don't feel a thing.

Did you feel that soccermom?

Jus' Keep Punning 5 3
10/29/2009 11:37 PM

I'm so awesome that my awesomeness manifested itself in a the form of a Mclaren and ran over your awesomeness