I'm so awesome I made a movie about myself.












Seriously.

I'm too awesome for this thread.
Too awesome for this thread.
So awesome it hurts.

I'm so awesome, I drink margaritas bigger than my head and don't feel a thing.

I am so awesome, I sell freaking snow to people in a place where it snows for free and actually make good money at it.

Actually, That doesn't show that I am awesome, it shows that people are suckers.

Please to explain your marketing plan and price structure.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being not awesome, 10 being incredibly awesome.

I'm somewhere between 6 and Weebl
NSFW

I'm...

"The glass isn't half full because it's Frost-ing broken, and Shakespeare's running out"

I'm not that awesome, really, but when I stand next to you people, it looks like I am.

I'm so awesome that even though my main boss is quitting to go back to school, she's making the other two stay at the law firm so that I will still have a job.

Im not awesome at all. Thanks for reminding me Frosthead.

I'm not awesome, but I play one on TV.

I'm so awesome that I CAN divide by zero.





...

AND I choose no to.

I'm too sexy awesome for my shirt. Too sexy awesome for my shirt, so sexy awesome it hurts.

On a scale of 1 to 10, I'm a level-three awesome. I'm a threesome.

This is how awesome I am. (SFW)

This is how awesome I am. (SFW)

You would have been even awesomer if you had edited the top of that web page to indicate that the defition for awesome had four, not three dictionary results.

For reference.

I know the sound of one hand clapping.

When a tree falls in the forest and there is no one around, I hear it.

The egg came first. She witnessed my awesomeness and had multiple orgasms.

A benevolent God allows bad things to happen to keep me entertained.

I'm so awesome, I made the Kessel Run in 3 parsecs on my 10 speed.

I kept it in 1st gear the whole way.

So Brad, do you enjoy comic books?

I'm so awesome, the young girls I have in my basement treat me like a god. Then again, that might just be because I've told them that I'm god since they were born.

Them Japanese ones are pretty good.

I'm so awesome, the young girls I have in my basement treat me like a god.

So it had nothing to do with the saying "And then there was light!" and then flicking on the light switch every time you enter?

You would have been even awesomer if you had edited the top of that web page to indicate that the defition for awesome had four, not three dictionary results.

Aww, dammit!

Awesome is as awesome does.

I'm not that awesome but I will buy a round on occasion.

defition

Huh?Is that like defecation?

defition

Huh?Is that like defecation?

Chill out, it's just a little poo!

Chill out, it's just a little poo!

-said the fat kid in the Crisco factory.

Frost awesome, I'm awefull!

I'M THIS MANY!!

defition Huh?Is that like defecation?
I am so awesome that I can trncate my wrds and ppl stll undstand what I mean.

I'm so awesome, I drink margaritas bigger than my head and don't feel a thing.

Did you feel that soccermom?

I'm so awesome that my awesomeness manifested itself in a the form of a Mclaren and ran over your awesomeness