Tucker Max 7,836 8
10/25/2009 05:53 AM

I'm so awesome I made a movie about myself.












Seriously.

Shemped on the 4th of July 16,478 9
10/25/2009 08:03 AM

I'm too awesome for this thread.
Too awesome for this thread.
So awesome it hurts.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 9,038 6
10/25/2009 08:06 AM

I'm so awesome, I drink margaritas bigger than my head and don't feel a thing.

Reverend Dave 'Hell' Rodriguez 2,330 0
10/25/2009 10:15 AM

I am so awesome, I sell freaking snow to people in a place where it snows for free and actually make good money at it.

Actually, That doesn't show that I am awesome, it shows that people are suckers.

Neophyte 9,610 7
10/25/2009 09:26 PM

Please to explain your marketing plan and price structure.

Dead Madness' Party 1,400 5
10/25/2009 10:32 PM

On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being not awesome, 10 being incredibly awesome.

I'm somewhere between 6 and Weebl
NSFW

Pramable Lectern 53,436 11
10/25/2009 11:46 PM

I'm...

"The glass isn't half full because it's Frost-ing broken, and Shakespeare's running out"

Whistler P. McManus 141,410 23
10/26/2009 08:10 AM

I'm not that awesome, really, but when I stand next to you people, it looks like I am.

Bean 4,408 12
10/26/2009 09:31 AM

I'm so awesome that even though my main boss is quitting to go back to school, she's making the other two stay at the law firm so that I will still have a job.

Bride of Frankenfurter 168,208 11
10/26/2009 03:42 PM

Im not awesome at all. Thanks for reminding me Frosthead.

Crouching Ravos, Hidden Dragon 34,353 10
10/26/2009 04:07 PM

I'm not awesome, but I play one on TV.

Gonzo 17,604 12
10/26/2009 09:13 PM

I'm so awesome that I CAN divide by zero.





...

AND I choose no to.

Crouching Ravos, Hidden Dragon 34,353 10
10/26/2009 09:15 PM

I'm too sexy awesome for my shirt. Too sexy awesome for my shirt, so sexy awesome it hurts.

The Mailman 130,715 14
10/26/2009 09:21 PM

On a scale of 1 to 10, I'm a level-three awesome. I'm a threesome.

KChiki #668 - Neighbor of the Beast 50,423 11
10/26/2009 09:40 PM

This is how awesome I am. (SFW)

The Mailman 130,715 14
10/26/2009 10:17 PM

This is how awesome I am. (SFW)

You would have been even awesomer if you had edited the top of that web page to indicate that the defition for awesome had four, not three dictionary results.

Brad Poynter 7,186 7
10/26/2009 10:17 PM

For reference.

Disco Poltergeist 2,237 5
10/26/2009 10:19 PM

I know the sound of one hand clapping.

When a tree falls in the forest and there is no one around, I hear it.

The egg came first. She witnessed my awesomeness and had multiple orgasms.

A benevolent God allows bad things to happen to keep me entertained.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 9,038 6
10/26/2009 10:22 PM

I'm so awesome, I made the Kessel Run in 3 parsecs on my 10 speed.

I kept it in 1st gear the whole way.

Night of the Living Ravos 34,353 10
10/26/2009 10:53 PM

So Brad, do you enjoy comic books?

Cinderblock 19,819 10
10/26/2009 11:01 PM

I'm so awesome, the young girls I have in my basement treat me like a god. Then again, that might just be because I've told them that I'm god since they were born.

Brad Poynter 7,186 7
10/26/2009 11:02 PM

Them Japanese ones are pretty good.

Night of the Living Ravos 34,353 10
10/26/2009 11:04 PM

I'm so awesome, the young girls I have in my basement treat me like a god.

So it had nothing to do with the saying "And then there was light!" and then flicking on the light switch every time you enter?

KChiki #668 - Neighbor of the Beast 50,423 11
10/26/2009 11:27 PM

You would have been even awesomer if you had edited the top of that web page to indicate that the defition for awesome had four, not three dictionary results.

Aww, dammit!

Night of the Living Ravos 34,353 10
10/26/2009 11:29 PM

Awesome is as awesome does.

Dogs Akimbo 158,679 11
10/26/2009 11:48 PM

I'm not that awesome but I will buy a round on occasion.

Barney-PurpleScaryThing 453 8
10/26/2009 11:56 PM

defition

Huh?Is that like defecation?

KChiki #668 - Neighbor of the Beast 50,423 11
10/27/2009 12:00 AM

defition

Huh?Is that like defecation?

Chill out, it's just a little poo!

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 5,980 4
10/27/2009 01:29 AM

Chill out, it's just a little poo!

-said the fat kid in the Crisco factory.

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 5,980 4
10/27/2009 04:58 AM

Frost awesome, I'm awefull!

Gonzo 17,604 12 Holds up a severed hand with two fingers gnawed off.
10/27/2009 05:46 AM

I'M THIS MANY!!

The Mailman 130,715 14
10/27/2009 07:02 AM

defition

Huh?Is that like defecation?

I am so awesome that I can trncate my wrds and ppl stll undstand what I mean.

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 5,980 4
10/27/2009 11:14 AM

I'm so awesome, I drink margaritas bigger than my head and don't feel a thing.

Did you feel that soccermom?

Jus' Keep Punning 5 1
10/30/2009 08:37 AM

I'm so awesome that my awesomeness manifested itself in a the form of a Mclaren and ran over your awesomeness