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If you think about it, how chickens work and all, you can really only see one solution as to whether a chicken or an egg came first. If you visualize going backwards down a chicken's lineage you will go through many cycles of a chicken that came from an egg, that was hatched by a chicken that came from an egg.
Until you eventually come to the first one of whatever it was. It would have to be a chicken, that hatched from a chicken egg, but was laid by whatever chickens evolved from. (African jungle cuccoos?)
Take a few minutes to catch up if you're still visualizing the entire lineage of chickens.
Disco Bob has a sound theory too. "The egg came first. She witnessed my awesomeness and had multiple orgasms."
So which came first?
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Chuckleworthy
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Funny
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Pants
10/27/2009 07:09 AM
The bitch always cums first or you end up sleeping on the couch.
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Funny
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MungChamp Doesn't read thread
10/27/2009 10:17 AM
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Chuckleworthy
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Night of the Living Ravos
10/27/2009 10:52 AM
Dinosaurs came first.
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Side-splitting
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Brad Poynter
10/27/2009 11:38 AM
So according to your theory there was fowl femal who just suddenly laid a chicken egg, despite not being a chicken herself.
That sounds like the work of Brewster the Rooster!
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Chuckleworthy
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Bride of Frankenfurter
10/27/2009 11:43 AM
This Kitten.
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Chuckleworthy
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Disco Poltergeist
10/27/2009 11:45 AM
if you're still visualizing the entire lineage of chickens
For some reason I'm visualizing a bunch of dudes running around in plaid skirts. I think I may be doing this wrong.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Night of the Living Ravos
10/27/2009 11:48 AM
The chicken came from an egg. It wasn't a chicken that laid the egg, it was whatever the chicken evolved from. So probably a dinosaur.
So the egg or dinosaur came first.
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Funny
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre
10/27/2009 12:55 PM
I think Xenu came first. The chicken and egg are both products of excess thetans. Those thetans attach to you and make you all sad and stuff. It's in Dianetics, look it up.
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Amusing
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Whistler P. McManus
10/27/2009 05:33 PM
Chickens doesn't lay eggs. God created Chickens from mud. Then he created Hen from Chickens' rib.
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Ghost Lobstah: BOO! doesn't read thread.
10/27/2009 06:36 PM
Jellybeans!
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Night of the Living Ravos
10/27/2009 06:42 PM
Let's all give Lobstah a round of applause for demonstrating how not to be funny!
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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cakes and ale
10/27/2009 06:53 PM
clap,clap,
clap, clap,
clap, clap,
clap, clap,
clap, clap
clap, clap
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Amusing
1 votes
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cakes and ale
10/27/2009 06:54 PM
Crap! It was round on my side!
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Hilarious
4 votes
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Pants
10/27/2009 06:59 PM
clap,clap,
clap, clap,
clap, clap,
clap, clap,
clap, clap
clap, clap
That reminds me of Trae running while wearing a skirt.
I swear it's like to slices of ham hanging down there.
The Shakespeare's so long her last kid wasn't born it unveiled.
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