Who said that?
An idea challenge
by Brad Poynter  7,204  7
10/27/2009 07:44 PM 333 views
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While posting in the invisible dog article I was reminded of a situation that occured during a gig the band was playing at one night.
This place had an awesome PA system as well as our amps on stage so out in the audience you couldn't hear Shakespeare other than us. The place was jam packed with people waiting to hear the headliners, so we were giving it our all and doing a pretty good job of keeping them interested.
We built the song we were playing up to its crecendo and then stopped it in unison. Even our drummer grabbed his cymbols to stop their ringing so the song would go from balls out to silence in a heart beat.
At the precice moment it ended a female voice, apparently trying to talk above our volume, shouted: "...so I just want SOMEBODY to Frost me tonight!"
Every man in the joint nearly gave himself whiplash trying to locate that horney little minx, but apparently she had melted under her table.
Anyone else had an awkward volume change moment?
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 9,095  6
10/27/2009 08:47 PM
I've caused a volume change once. I was on the phone with my wife and I stepped into an elevator. I sneezed and as a joke told her "this swine flu is sure kicking my ass". I've never seen 6 other people back away from me so quickly.
Well there was the whole projectile vomiting incident in 1999 but I don't talk about that anymore (mostly because I barely remember it)
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Night of the Living Ravos 34,425 10
10/27/2009 08:59 PM
Well there was the whole projectile vomiting incident in 1999 but I don't talk about that anymore
But you just did!
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Count Fucksockula 1,080 3
10/27/2009 09:19 PM
I'd like to hear about the projectile vomiting incident of 1999.
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 9,095 6
10/27/2009 10:06 PM
Long story short, I was at a party drinking heavily and my last shot went down the wrong pipe, I started coughing which triggered my gag reflex. I turned so that I wouldn't hit anyone and horked on the nearest wall... I've been told it was anywhere from 3 to 20 feet away (I have little recollection of the details).
It was decribed to me later as Lardass Hogan from Stand By Me meets Linda Blair from The Exocist. I hit the wall cleanly with barely a drop spilled on the floor until the end. It goes without saying (but I'm going to say it anyways Ravos) I killed the party and then fell asleep on the couch.
I'm willing to bet that apartment still has the stain on the wall.
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 9,095 6
10/27/2009 10:08 PM
Now that I think about it, that story is also an example of a volume change. The volume of contents in my stomach went from a lot to zero rather quickly.
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