Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
10/27/2009 01:21 PM

Those guys are about to bust into the Sulu Dance.

KChiki #668 - Neighbor of the Beast 124,281 89
10/27/2009 01:33 PM

That is irritating as hell to watch.

cakes and ale 2,403 6
10/27/2009 02:33 PM

Proof that leotards should not come in all sizes. Spanx, anyone?

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
10/27/2009 02:35 PM

That is irritating as hell to watch.


Which one?

Pants 14,218 17
10/27/2009 04:02 PM

I'd Hit It



Me too!
I'd love to beat that thing to death with a 50lb sack of Doritos just to see him desperately whimper and claw, not for survival, but for one last chip.

KChiki #668 - Neighbor of the Beast 124,281 89
10/27/2009 04:09 PM

The Sulu Dance Remix. I kept wanting him to just get on with it!

Analog 9,387 18
10/27/2009 07:35 PM

Those guys are about to bust into the Sulu Dance.

Proves that even back in the 60's the gay guys were always the ones that kept in the best shape

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/27/2009 08:23 PM

I love the Sulu dance. It combines my two favorite things, cheesy 60's Star Trek and cheesy 80's Canadian New Wave. I love cheese.

Fat guy in leotard definitely violates two of the fat rules.

#2 - Fat people should not wear stretchy clothes
#5 - If you are fat and dance or act like a moron on camera, that Shakespeare is going on YouTube (see Star Wars Kid and Numa Numa)

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
10/27/2009 09:50 PM

#2 - Fat people should not wear stretchy clothes


That's a wonderful thought, but I don't think there's a fat person in America who follows it. FAT PEOPLE Frost-ing LOVE STRETCHY CLOTHES! They love stretchy clothes like they love biggie sized meals with diet coke. Elastic waist pants are standard issue for fatties.

Frogpop 173,113 25
10/27/2009 09:59 PM

Wait, what?

Demomonkey shaved his beard! I was not informed.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/28/2009 12:06 AM

That's a wonderful thought, but I don't think there's a fat person in America who follows it. FAT PEOPLE Frost-ing LOVE STRETCHY CLOTHES! They love stretchy clothes like they love biggie sized meals with diet coke. Elastic waist pants are standard issue for fatties.

Derp, I wasn't thinking clearly on that one (big surprise there)

#2 Fat people should not wear stretchy clothes spandex. It's a privilage, not a right.

Night of the Living Ravos 62,361 20
10/28/2009 07:06 AM

#2 - Fat people should not wear stretchy clothes

All clothes below a certain size are 'stretchy' on a fat person.

Ghostly Shell 76,640 24
10/28/2009 09:10 AM

So that's what Hammerhead's been up to.

Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 54,897 17
10/29/2009 09:54 PM

I almost fell over laughing when the room started shaking during his Beyonce' Bounce...

...Yea, I'd hit that
...With a ten pound hammer.

Reverend Dave 'Hell' Rodriguez 2,413 0
10/30/2009 12:58 AM

That's a wonderful thought, but I don't think there's a fat person in America who follows it. FAT PEOPLE Frost-ing LOVE STRETCHY CLOTHES! They love stretchy clothes like they love biggie sized meals with diet coke. Elastic waist pants are standard issue for fatties.

Ok, I have an issue with this statement. First of all, most clothes fat people wear started out as baggy, they grew into barely fitting stretchy.
Second, If they actually bought new clothes, that would take out hundreds if not thousands of dollars out of the trough during the 18 hours of feeding time a day.