Justed wanted to drop in and say hi.
A comedy conversation
by Humphrey  51,759  12
10/27/2009 07:52 PM 355 views
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Just wanted to say HI! I've been lurking here a while and thought it would be fun to sign on up!
Hope I can 'bring teh funny' like all of you old timer LIVERS.
Well..... I am 44, single and have three cats. Their names are Bustopher Jones, Skimbleshanks and Dr Phil. I have an unhealthy addiction to Cherry Coke and microwave pizzas and I think that Liza Minnelli is the greatest performer of our time (even greater than Yolanda Varela (but only just)). ;-)
So what do you like???
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Funny
3 votes
3.7
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Thud 66,695  17
10/27/2009 08:02 PM
Nice to hear from you again, Humphrey. How you been?
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Funny
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3.0
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Humphrey 51,759 12
10/27/2009 08:07 PM
A little greyer. A little balder. A little fatter. No longer incarcerated.
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Thud 66,695 17
10/27/2009 08:35 PM
A little greyer. A little balder. A little fatter. No longer incarcerated.
Greyer and balder? Oof.
Glad to hear they let you out.
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Night of the Living Ravos 62,361 20
10/27/2009 09:02 PM
A little fatter.
I guess the cherry coke & pizza explains that one.
Hump freely.
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Funny
4 votes
3.2
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Dianada 57,119 105
10/27/2009 09:13 PM
Hey, it's the thunda from down unda!
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Humphrey 51,759 12
10/27/2009 09:35 PM
BOO-YAH!!!!
Is Frogpop still stroking your ferret?
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
2.5
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Humphrey 51,759 12
10/27/2009 09:35 PM
I’m not sure if that was a euphemism or not.
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Hilarious
4 votes
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Frogpop 173,113 25
10/27/2009 10:06 PM
She can't answer right now.
..for obvious reasons.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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Humphrey 51,759 12
10/27/2009 10:23 PM
She's stroking her own ferret??
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Funny
1 votes
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Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
10/27/2009 10:59 PM
Hello, old friend! Make three more posts and you'll probably be funniest of the month.
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Humphrey 51,759 12
10/27/2009 11:54 PM
Oh I was never here to be funny. I was here to waste my employer’s time and to annoy you 'mericans (and the odd Pom).
Soe who’s going to bring me up to speed on the past 12 months?
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Dianada 57,119 105
10/28/2009 12:36 AM
Man, Australians sure type funny.
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Dianada 57,119 105
10/28/2009 12:36 AM
e(tm)s
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Frogpop 173,113 25
10/28/2009 12:40 AM
Well, we're all about pranks now (apparently), so if you're here as part of the Wasting My Employer's Time Prank, then no worries. And John has a new book out that you were supposed to buy. Whistler is right that post volume is way down. Other than that, same old same old.
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Night of the Living Ravos 62,361 20
10/28/2009 06:53 AM
Post volume may be down, but I got the volume knob on my ghetto-blaster turned to the max!
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Ghostly Shell 76,640 24
10/28/2009 09:15 AM
So what do you like???
I like bubble baths and romantic walks on the beach. And turtles.
Hi, Humphrey! I been missin' you.
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