Mac vs PC
A pic
by Analog | 10/28/2009 03:33 PM | 646 views
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PC is the Winner!
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Funny
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Side-splitting
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Night of the Living Ravos
10/28/2009 03:39 PM
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
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Ali the Undead Legend
10/28/2009 03:41 PM
If you can dodge traffic, then you can dodge a ball!
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Hilarious
3 votes
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre
10/28/2009 04:33 PM
So is Linux the Sweedish dodgeball team then?
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Hilarious
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Humphrey
10/28/2009 11:16 PM
If he were really a Mac he would be protected by a shield of ref-righteous smugness.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
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Gonzo
10/29/2009 11:44 AM
Since when is throwing a wrench at someone's head considered PC?
I'm not being skeptical... I'm just wondering how long I've been missiong out at work.
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre
10/29/2009 11:56 AM
That's because most of the idiots that use PC's think throwing a wrench at things is an acceptible way to use them.
I hear they also like to drink their own urine because it's sterile and they like the taste.
Meanwhile Mac users are too busy smelling their own farts and Linux users are in the basement playing with themselves.
All computers are like Global Thermonuclear War. The only way to win is to not play.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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Your What?! Hurts?
10/29/2009 12:02 PM
Sorta ironic how you've embraced losing there, Cyco.
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Side-splitting
2 votes
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre
10/29/2009 12:37 PM
What can I say? I Frost-ing hate computers because of the god damned end users. Not all of them but a good portion that make up my day. I don't expect everyone to know everything but if I hear the phrase "computer illiterate" when I ask a simple question (ex. What do you see on the screen?) I'm going to fly into a berserker rage.
I've already lost at life. I might as well be bitter about it too.
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Chuckleworthy
2 votes
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Gonzo
10/29/2009 02:43 PM
How about the classic: "I wish I knew this stuff like you do."
Hey... thanks for reducing my years of learning and specialization to the level of just some extra stuff you think you could tack onto your job.
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre
10/29/2009 02:56 PM
I blame those stupid PC Productivity (or whatever the Hack Shack is called in your neck o' the woods) commercials.
"In only 6 months, you can get an MCSE and totally be making $60,000 a year as a network admin, with no prior experience needed!"
Those assmonkeys make it sound like it's the easiest thing in the world to do.
Then there's the timeless "I don't know if you can help me" that they blurt out even before you say hello. Well, we are CALLED the Help Desk, so why don't you try me first before dismissing me as a complete tard?
I swear, I could write a whole article on things users do that piss me off and I'm sure I'm not the only one.
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