Night of the Living Ravos 62,361 20
10/28/2009 11:39 AM

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

Ali the Undead Legend 840 7
10/28/2009 11:41 AM

If you can dodge traffic, then you can dodge a ball!

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/28/2009 12:33 PM

So is Linux the Sweedish dodgeball team then?

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 6,338 4
10/28/2009 03:02 PM

Hit him right in the iSocket!

Mielke...some thing good to eat! 1,480 5
10/28/2009 06:56 PM

......and then PC got his ass sued AGAIN!!!!

Humphrey 51,759 12
10/28/2009 07:16 PM

If he were really a Mac he would be protected by a shield of ref-righteous smugness.

Night of the Living Ravos 62,361 20
10/29/2009 07:20 AM

P-p-p-p-powerbook!

Gonzo 20,504 16
10/29/2009 07:44 AM

Since when is throwing a wrench at someone's head considered PC?

I'm not being skeptical... I'm just wondering how long I've been missiong out at work.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/29/2009 07:56 AM

That's because most of the idiots that use PC's think throwing a wrench at things is an acceptible way to use them.

I hear they also like to drink their own urine because it's sterile and they like the taste.

Meanwhile Mac users are too busy smelling their own farts and Linux users are in the basement playing with themselves.

All computers are like Global Thermonuclear War. The only way to win is to not play.

Your What?! Hurts? 5,582 10
10/29/2009 08:02 AM

Sorta ironic how you've embraced losing there, Cyco.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/29/2009 08:37 AM

What can I say? I Frost-ing hate computers because of the god damned end users. Not all of them but a good portion that make up my day. I don't expect everyone to know everything but if I hear the phrase "computer illiterate" when I ask a simple question (ex. What do you see on the screen?) I'm going to fly into a berserker rage.

I've already lost at life. I might as well be bitter about it too.

Gonzo 20,504 16
10/29/2009 10:43 AM

How about the classic: "I wish I knew this stuff like you do."

Hey... thanks for reducing my years of learning and specialization to the level of just some extra stuff you think you could tack onto your job.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/29/2009 10:56 AM

I blame those stupid PC Productivity (or whatever the Hack Shack is called in your neck o' the woods) commercials.

"In only 6 months, you can get an MCSE and totally be making $60,000 a year as a network admin, with no prior experience needed!"

Those assmonkeys make it sound like it's the easiest thing in the world to do.

Then there's the timeless "I don't know if you can help me" that they blurt out even before you say hello. Well, we are CALLED the Help Desk, so why don't you try me first before dismissing me as a complete tard?

I swear, I could write a whole article on things users do that piss me off and I'm sure I'm not the only one.

Randall Cleveland 49,000 13
11/24/2009 11:25 AM

I think the Mac Guy lives by the UCB theatre. I used to always see him driving a filthy black Prius around the neighborhood.

Madness 4,360 10
11/24/2009 01:30 PM

I can't stand Macs simply because not only does Apple regularly insult the intelligence of anyone who owns one, but both Apple and the Mac owners too dumb to realize it. Plus Macs are overpriced, incompatible, etc, but mostly the first thing.

Think about it, the main sales pitch of any Mac commercial is essentially a sugar-coated:
"Are you too stupid to figure out how to work a PC? Then a Mac is perfect for you!"

It's great because I can't be bothered to go on an all-out holy war against the idiocy that is a Mac, so it's nice that Apple is doing most of the work for me.

Pramable Lectern 78,171 40
11/24/2009 01:34 PM

The only issue I take with the capcon is the fact that it wasn't molten lead being thrown at the Mac. Failing that, one of their users. They annoy the Frost out of me.

Pants 14,218 17
11/24/2009 01:35 PM

But... but.. but Madness they are soooo prettttttty
and you get cool stickers with them that you put on your car.