Brad Poynter 7,128 7
10/28/2009 11:12 PM

Car owner: "Dude! Where's my car?"

Stoner friend: "Sorry Bro, we ran out of papers."

KChiki #668 - Neighbor of the Beast 50,204 11
10/28/2009 11:17 PM

"Okay Billy, you get to hit the piata first..."

KChiki #668 - Neighbor of the Beast 50,204 11
10/28/2009 11:17 PM

Where did my tilde "n" go?

Night of the Living Ravos 33,617 9
10/28/2009 11:34 PM

I thought you were retrying the superbowl prank.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 8,408 6
10/28/2009 11:48 PM

and it still has a better crash rating than a Focus. It even looks better.

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 5,922 4
10/29/2009 12:09 AM

Where did my tilde "n" go?

It's living in a small, two bedroom sentence with 26 other letters and busting it's ass working for some capital letters at one quarter of the pay.

Phla hates you. 102,696 12
10/29/2009 05:21 AM

What's the big deal, when you want to sell a car, you put it in the classifieds. LAY OFF the guy.

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 55,224 18
10/29/2009 06:19 AM

Wow, Christo has really gone downhill in these tough economic times.

Jus' Keep Punning 5 1
10/29/2009 06:03 PM

I ran across the street with my milk carton.
I accidentally tripped and fell.
The milk went all over my car.
It's got bandages all over it now.
Why?
It's lactose intolerant.

Your What?! Hurts? 2,659 5
10/29/2009 07:19 PM

Okay, I'm re-casting my vote for negative orbs.

Bring 'em back!

Spicey McHaggis 102,704 13
10/31/2009 04:38 AM

This is what you get when you find a stranger in the Alps!