New names for H1N1
A challenge
by John Hargrave | 10/28/2009 06:43 PM | 772 views
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Everywhere I go, people are freaking out about the H1N1 virus. What a long, complicated, four-syllable name! "H1N1" is clearly not media-friendly, and "swine flu" is so early 2009.
My brother has started to call it "heenee," which is how it would be pronounced if the ones were turned to i's, or possibly "heinie," which is even better.
Your mission: come up with a funnier name for "H1N1" or "swine flu." We will take the funniest-rated answer below and use it to conquer the media landscape. Soon everyone in the world will call it by your chosen name.
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.0
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Hilarious
16 votes
4.0
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Professor Nutbutter
10/28/2009 06:52 PM
AIDS-lite.
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Funny
5 votes
3.4
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre
10/28/2009 06:52 PM
How about the Porky Flu? Because, according to the media, once you get it th-be-dee-dee-be-dee-dee-that's all folks!
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0 votes
0.0
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre
10/28/2009 06:54 PM
AIDS-lite.
All that full bodied AIDS flavor with fewer calories. I like it.
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Hilarious
1 votes
4.0
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KChiki #668 - Neighbor of the Beast
10/28/2009 06:54 PM
I was soooo going to submit "Hiney" but John already stole it and spelled it differently.
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Hilarious
3 votes
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A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein
10/28/2009 07:00 PM
"Media flu of '09" or "Look at this and nothing else flu of '09"
I find it delicious that all the Purell's and hand sanitizers and all that germophobic crap hasn't done a god damn thing to prevent or even hinder any of this, yet it will obviously do nothing but help their sales.
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Funny
8 votes
3.1
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Brad Poynter
10/28/2009 08:29 PM
2-Live Flu
Captain Trots
Flubonic Plague
Double-flu Tee Eff
Lindsey Lohan
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Chuckleworthy
5 votes
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Brubert
10/28/2009 08:48 PM
I call it Steve.
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Humphrey
10/28/2009 09:00 PM
Thisiswhathappenswhenyoureanunhygenicsloberculosis.
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0 votes
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Thud
10/28/2009 09:15 PM
That other flu.
Pseudo-scary flu.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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TheFoye
10/28/2009 09:25 PM
flupronounced "floo"
e"noun
1. short for influenza.
2. a specific variety of influenza, usually named for its point of dissemination or its animal vector: Hong Kong flu; swine flu
It's not that hard.
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Chuckleworthy
6 votes
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Count Fucksockula
10/28/2009 09:47 PM
Police Helicopter
(Swine flew)...
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Funny
4 votes
3.0
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Pramable Lectern
10/28/2009 11:44 PM
1337 health haXor
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Hilarious
1 votes
4.0
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre
10/29/2009 12:21 AM
Captain Trips
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Hilarious
4 votes
4.0
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Frogpop
10/29/2009 01:52 AM
The Vapors
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0 votes
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cakes and ale
10/29/2009 02:08 AM
Herpegonosyphirrhea
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Funny
2 votes
3.5
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The Mailman
10/29/2009 02:25 AM
The Yuck Flu.
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Funny
5 votes
3.2
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Straw's bank account
10/29/2009 03:26 AM
Since it's getting so much attention...
Ham flu
Since it has so many people moaning in bed...
Better than sex flu
Since it's getting passed around so much...
Dutchie flu
Since it is preying on so many schools...
Pedoflu
Okay, I'm spent.
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Funny
9 votes
3.7
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Frogpop
10/29/2009 03:46 AM
Darwin's Kiss
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Side-splitting
1 votes
5.0
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Night of the Living Ravos
10/29/2009 11:34 AM
So the person with the funniest name will have the new name hyped like crazy by Zug? That's a pretty sweet deal. Is it going to be like, some sort of secret message, broadcast at a major sporting event with tiny lights?
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Funny
11 votes
3.5
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Gonzo
10/29/2009 11:36 AM
Hamthrax
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Side-splitting
1 votes
5.0
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Disco Poltergeist
10/29/2009 01:18 PM
KITH Disease
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Chuckleworthy
6 votes
2.7
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre
10/29/2009 01:51 PM
iFlu
Anything but that. You'd have douchebags lined up for weeks to get it, and then they'd come over to show you how awesome their vomit looks and infect you.
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0 votes
0.0
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Dead Madness' Party
10/29/2009 02:50 PM
Unkosher flu
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0 votes
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A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein
10/29/2009 07:56 PM
Thanks for entertaining us with that picture Disco Bob. This was really turning into a hell of a line-up.
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Hilarious
1 votes
4.0
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Frogpop
10/30/2009 05:59 PM
God Hates Kids
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Funny
7 votes
3.3
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Bill the Zombie Squirrel
10/30/2009 06:09 PM
We shoul call H1N1 "Robyn", after my wife. Cause that bitch really makes me sick.
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Lobster With Gravy and Stuffing
11/01/2009 02:36 PM
You know, H1N1 kinda looks like hini, which reminds me of heiney. Which makes me think of butts. So the H1N1 "Swine Flu" is no longer. It is now the Butt Flu.
PS: John, if you pick mine to be the winner, I will know forever that your fascination with butts confirms my theory that you are definitely a victim of teh gay.
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