New names for H1N1
An idea challenge
by John Hargrave  116,629  19
10/28/2009 11:43 PM 967 views
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Everywhere I go, people are freaking out about the H1N1 virus. What a long, complicated, four-syllable name! "H1N1" is clearly not media-friendly, and "swine flu" is so early 2009.
My brother has started to call it "heenee," which is how it would be pronounced if the ones were turned to i's, or possibly "heinie," which is even better.
Your mission: come up with a funnier name for "H1N1" or "swine flu." We will take the funniest-rated answer below and use it to conquer the media landscape. Soon everyone in the world will call it by your chosen name.
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.0
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Hilarious
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Professor Nutbutter 150,834  14
10/28/2009 11:52 PM
AIDS-lite.
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Funny
5 votes
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 9,105 6
10/28/2009 11:52 PM
How about the Porky Flu? Because, according to the media, once you get it th-be-dee-dee-be-dee-dee-that's all folks!
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 9,105 6
10/28/2009 11:54 PM
AIDS-lite.
All that full bodied AIDS flavor with fewer calories. I like it.
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Hilarious
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KChiki #668 - Neighbor of the Beast 50,447 11
10/28/2009 11:54 PM
I was soooo going to submit "Hiney" but John already stole it and spelled it differently.
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Hilarious
3 votes
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A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 5,982 4
10/29/2009 12:00 AM
"Media flu of '09" or "Look at this and nothing else flu of '09"
I find it delicious that all the Purell's and hand sanitizers and all that germophobic crap hasn't done a god damn thing to prevent or even hinder any of this, yet it will obviously do nothing but help their sales.
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Funny
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Brad Poynter 7,207 7
10/29/2009 01:29 AM
2-Live Flu
Captain Trots
Flubonic Plague
Double-flu Tee Eff
Lindsey Lohan
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Chuckleworthy
5 votes
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Brubert 392 5
10/29/2009 01:48 AM
I call it Steve.
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Humphrey 51,326 10
10/29/2009 02:00 AM
Thisiswhathappenswhenyoureanunhygenicsloberculosis.
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Ali the Undead Legend 749 5
10/29/2009 02:15 AM
GAB disease
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Thud 53,122 10
10/29/2009 02:15 AM
That other flu.
Pseudo-scary flu.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
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TheFoye 53,734 10
10/29/2009 02:25 AM
flupronounced "floo"
e"noun
1. short for influenza.
2. a specific variety of influenza, usually named for its point of dissemination or its animal vector: Hong Kong flu; swine flu
It's not that hard.
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Chuckleworthy
6 votes
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Count Fucksockula 1,080 3
10/29/2009 02:47 AM
Police Helicopter
(Swine flew)...
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Funny
4 votes
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Pramable Lectern 53,602 12
10/29/2009 04:44 AM
1337 health haXor
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Hilarious
1 votes
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 9,105 6
10/29/2009 05:21 AM
Captain Trips
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Hilarious
4 votes
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Frogpop 155,718 12
10/29/2009 06:52 AM
The Vapors
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cakes and ale 2,137 4
10/29/2009 07:08 AM
Herpegonosyphirrhea
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Funny
2 votes
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The Mailman 130,843 14
10/29/2009 07:25 AM
The Yuck Flu.
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Funny
5 votes
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Straw's bank account 59,734 11
10/29/2009 08:26 AM
Since it's getting so much attention...
Ham flu
Since it has so many people moaning in bed...
Better than sex flu
Since it's getting passed around so much...
Dutchie flu
Since it is preying on so many schools...
Pedoflu
Okay, I'm spent.
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Funny
9 votes
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Frogpop 155,718 12
10/29/2009 08:46 AM
Darwin's Kiss
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Hilarious
2 votes
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Night of the Living Ravos 34,443 10
10/29/2009 03:35 PM
Bacon Flu
Flulicious
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Side-splitting
1 votes
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Night of the Living Ravos 34,443 10
10/29/2009 04:34 PM
So the person with the funniest name will have the new name hyped like crazy by Zug? That's a pretty sweet deal. Is it going to be like, some sort of secret message, broadcast at a major sporting event with tiny lights?
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Funny
2 votes
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Night of the Living Ravos 34,443 10
10/29/2009 04:35 PM
Microsoft Swine-flu 7
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Funny
11 votes
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Gonzo 17,604 12
10/29/2009 04:36 PM
Hamthrax
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Chuckleworthy
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Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 9,105 6
10/29/2009 06:51 PM
iFlu
Anything but that. You'd have douchebags lined up for weeks to get it, and then they'd come over to show you how awesome their vomit looks and infect you.
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Dead Madness' Party 1,407 5
10/29/2009 07:50 PM
Unkosher flu
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Night of the Living Ravos 34,443 10
10/29/2009 08:01 PM
Double bacon chicken burger flu.
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A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 5,982 4
10/30/2009 12:56 AM
Thanks for entertaining us with that picture Disco Bob. This was really turning into a hell of a line-up.
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Hilarious
1 votes
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Frogpop 155,718 12
10/30/2009 10:59 PM
God Hates Kids
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Funny
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Bill the Zombie Squirrel 25,545 8
10/30/2009 11:09 PM
We shoul call H1N1 "Robyn", after my wife. Cause that bitch really makes me sick.
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Lobster With Gravy and Stuffing 9,801 9
11/01/2009 07:36 PM
You know, H1N1 kinda looks like hini, which reminds me of heiney. Which makes me think of butts. So the H1N1 "Swine Flu" is no longer. It is now the Butt Flu.
PS: John, if you pick mine to be the winner, I will know forever that your fascination with butts confirms my theory that you are definitely a victim of teh gay.
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