Gonzo 20,504 16
10/30/2009 10:35 AM

I'm going as Balloon Boy.

And by that, I of course mean that I'm going to hide out in the garage until everybody leaves.

cakes and ale 2,403 6
10/30/2009 10:35 AM

This year, I'm dressing up as "ennui".

That's my go to costume every Halloween. This year I'm dressing up as "Umami".

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/30/2009 11:04 AM

With my glazed over eyes, shuffling step, and hunger for brains general mopeyness, I could easily pass for a zombie any day of the week that I work on.

KChiki #668 - Neighbor of the Beast 124,281 89
10/30/2009 11:22 AM

I was 2 different personas this year. Last weekend I was Jack the Ripper's Unfortunate Prostitute Victim.


Today at work, I was channeling Debbie Gibson.

Gonzo 20,504 16
10/30/2009 12:09 PM

If you're going to a party where there will be a bunch of Database geeks, you can just put on a pig cardboard box and label it: "Product of Cartesia".

Count Fucksockula 1,133 3
10/30/2009 01:05 PM

I'm gonna dress up as John Hargrave, ruiner of ZUG...
Please John, put the link for ZUGlive back on the homepage. We're dying here... Pretty please, with a cherry on top...

Lord Blackadder 325 4
10/30/2009 01:09 PM

I think I will go as Fox News.

Gonzo 20,504 16
10/30/2009 03:14 PM

FOX News? Riiiiiiggggghhhht

Pubah, The Brain that Wouldn't Die 54,895 17
10/30/2009 04:37 PM

Either Rush Limbaugh (so I can hurl insults at everybody those who don't agree with me), or Tinky Winky Teletubby.

The Mailman 174,473 52
10/30/2009 04:47 PM

I will be attending every Halloween party in town simultaneously as a sober Irishman.

By that of course, I mean that I won't be seen anywhere at a Halloween party this weekend.

Bill the Zombie Squirrel 53,130 53
10/30/2009 07:25 PM

I'm gonna dress up as Frostsock.

Cyco Chainsaw Massacre 11,324 11
10/30/2009 07:27 PM

A squirrel wrapped in a crusty sock? That's Frost-ing scary.

Pants 14,213 17
10/30/2009 08:47 PM

I'm going as The Wheel of Ipecac.












For those of you that are unaware of the greatest game show in the history of game shows you can download part Ihere and part IIhere.


Yes it blows that it's real player but it's worth it.

A.C. the Sanguisuge Frankenstein 6,338 4
10/30/2009 08:52 PM

I'm gonna dress up as Frostsock.

A squirrel wrapped in a crusty sock? That's Frost-ing scary.

The Professor

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
10/30/2009 09:07 PM

I'm going as the stalker under Kchiki's window.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
10/31/2009 10:43 AM

Last weekend I was Jack the Ripper's Unfortunate Prostitute Victim

Police Officer: Sir, it's a dead, cut-up hooker. Why do you have an erection?
Dogs: Because it reminds me of Kchiki!
Police Officer: ???

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
10/31/2009 10:55 AM

Yes, I am frequently asked by police officers about my erections.

Crash Test Mummy 3,671 9
10/31/2009 01:03 PM

Yes, I am frequently asked by police officers about my erections.

Dressing up before you go out will usually camouflage the object of their attention. Just saying.

Crash Test Mummy 3,671 9
10/31/2009 01:09 PM

And I'm dressing up as Gollum (see example picture below):





















Gollum at work

Taco Crunch: it's got electrolytes 61,959 36
10/31/2009 01:13 PM

There was a Slap Chop Vince at the party I was at last night. Had his Xbox mike on his head and the real apron and everything.

You can see my costume if you're one of my Facebook friends otherwise...meh. You're all a bunch of weirdos.

(I made a dirndl)

Phla really hates you. 130,632 34
10/31/2009 01:21 PM

I made a dirndl this morning, but then I flushed it.

Dogs Akimbo 205,285 31
10/31/2009 11:21 PM

I thought drndl was what that shifter lever on your car was labeled.

Cyco A-Maize-ing Ivan 11,324 11
11/01/2009 10:03 AM

No time for dressing up this year (grumble, grumble). This is last years outfit


Why so serious???

I'm entertaining the notion of going as Shaun from Shaun of the Dead next year (even though I look more like Ed). I'm going to have to make my own cricket bat.

Pants 14,213 17
11/01/2009 03:36 PM

looks up. Looks down. Looks up. Looks down.



Hoooooooooly Shakespeare he's back.

Manhole G.E.D 20,243 26
11/01/2009 04:19 PM

Outta sight!

Straw's bank account 95,470 36
11/01/2009 07:14 PM

Outta this world!

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
11/01/2009 07:22 PM

Set phasers to FAP!

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
11/01/2009 07:26 PM

Note to self: For future reference, Cyco Ivan can easily be bribed with ham.

Madness 4,360 10
11/02/2009 01:50 AM

"Arrrr! Do ye have any idea how fast ye were goin? If ye give me yer soul, I be willin to let ye off without a ticket."

The hat my coworker bought from the dollar store in the mall, the sunglasses were left by a customer about 3 months ago, and the sparkly devil tail fell off a kid's costume in front of my store.

I was really grasping at straws.

Cyco A-Maize-ing Ivan 11,324 11
11/02/2009 06:51 AM

Note to self: For future reference, Cyco Ivan can easily be bribed

It doesn't have to be ham. I'm just an easily person to bribe.

Cyco A-Maize-ing Ivan 11,324 11
11/02/2009 06:52 AM

Now if I could just find the right bribe so that the powers that be will add an edit button so I can fix my damn typos.

Night of the Living Ravos 62,361 20
11/02/2009 07:24 AM

I went as Principal Scuworth.


...STAMOS!

KChiki #668 - Neighbor of the Beast 124,281 89
11/02/2009 07:50 AM

We had a "Shawn of the Dead" guy at the party. He had the chainsaw hand and everything!

Ghost of Chickens Past 282,028 58
11/08/2009 12:42 PM

Yippy Kay Yeah, Mutherfroster.

Ghost of Chickens Past 282,028 58
11/08/2009 12:46 PM

Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee...

UnderSpiced Rum 99,723 76
11/08/2009 01:01 PM

That looks like something I would squish with my shoe.

Ghost of Chickens Past 282,028 58
11/09/2009 10:40 AM

Hey, do me a favor and email me your address. My dogs have some leftover Halloween "candy" they want you to have.