Toyota's Ten Million Dollar Prank
A comedy article
by Luke McKinney  5,331  28
10/30/2009 11:41 AM 4092 views
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A multinational corporation dispatching lunatics to harass a woman isn't a prank, it's the plot of a Steven Seagal movie -- and if only someone had told that to Toyota, they might have saved ten million dollars. The automaker somehow started with "let's advertise our car" and ended up with "having furries and violent cultists cyber-stalk potential customers," proving two things: Toyota hates selling cars, and their planning parties are wild.
Pictured: Toyota's PR executives, "Bestiality furry" and "The Wolf Shirt Made Flesh"
Toyota's "Other You" campaign let people prank their friends into believing that wanted criminals and conspiracy theorists were out to get them, driving cross-country en route to the victim's house while bombarding them with e-mails and phone calls. If your first response to being hunted down is "What brand of car is the psychopath driving?", congratulations, you're Toyota's imaginary target market. Alas, Los Angeles resident Amber Duick didn't make the "Madman chasing me/Buy a mid-range vehicle" connection and is now suing Toyota for ten million dollars.
Actual Web site. "Would you like to play a trick on a friend?" should read "Would you like to get Toyota sued?"
Toyota's lawyers argue that she agreed to the stunt. They way that works is that your "friend" inputs your contact information into the Your Other You site (so the real prank is a lifetime's supply of spam), and you're mailed a personality test. By clicking on the "accept terms and conditions" of this quiz you're agreeing to have a hundred billion dollar company screw with you in any way they like -- thereby confirming what we've always known about those license agremeents.
The "hunted by cultist for company's amusement" is between the bits about your soul and firstborn.
To recap: Toyota sicced a professional fake cultist on this woman, sent her hoax bills for violent damage from places she's never been, and expected to come out of it with more money than they started. Amber spotted the flaw in this plan and sued them instead, citing stress, distress, difficulty sleeping and all the other bullShakespeare people claim when they're trying to make money from a company.
And you know what? It doesn't matter if her response is the most blatant cash-grab since Goldfinger attacked Fort Knox. It doesn't matter that her lawyer describes heart-breaking stress, her tortured spirit, how she feared for her life, but declines to comment when asked "Why didn't she just call the police?" When an automaker decides that a compact hatchback warrants creating a wanted criminal and a national web of intrigue? They need to be sued hard before they release a mutagenic virus to advertise an SUV, and heaven help us when the minivan comes out.
Besides, escaped killers are really more a sports car situation.
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Chuckleworthy
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Hydrant-monkey 2,283  11
10/30/2009 12:24 PM
First Pearl Harbor and now this? The nerve of these people!
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Pants 12,751 14
10/31/2009 03:51 AM
(I didn't read the whole schpiel. Sorry.)
The theme seems to be about how the marketing department for the Japanese is ineffective.
So I say:
"First of all it is Japan."
"Second of all it is Japan."
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Funny
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John Hargrave 120,801 40
10/31/2009 05:54 AM
Funny article.
I remember when this Web site came out. I tried to prank myself, just to see if it would work. You had to fill out about 10 screens of information, including your victim's e-mail address, phone number, mailing address, names of friends, and tons of other personal information. (I'm surprised that no one sued them for privacy violations.)
After I did all that, it never worked. I never got a harrassing e-mail, phone call, or snail mail letter.
AND THAT IS WHY I WILL NEVER BUY A TOYOTA AGAIN!!
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wulver 47 4
11/02/2009 09:02 PM
Aw.. It was good, and I would have liked to read more..
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LinLorienelen 0 3
11/03/2009 11:49 PM
In Soviet Russia, car rides in YOU.
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chrisbrl88 0 1
01/13/2010 11:04 PM
@Hydrant-monkey: actually, it was Mitsubishi who built the planes that bombed Pearl Harbor.
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Whistler P. McManus 156,379 31
01/14/2010 09:34 AM
Hey Chris, feel free to do whatever amuses you here, but I'd like an explanation of how it amuses you to dig up and fact check posts from last year. Are you working on the ZuG Fact Checker Prank? Or do you just get off on being even more obnoxiously pedantic than I am?
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Hydrant-monkey 2,283 11
01/14/2010 10:19 AM
Chris: Please to be Frost-ing yourself.
Did the Japanese bomb pearl harbor or did they not? Is Toyota a Japanese company or is it not?
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