I was always a little wierded-out my Ms. I's paranormal affliction of being molested by a pair of phantom hands whenever she came into proximity with anything that started with the letter I.

Also, I used to watch the A-Team and picture Mr. T with a huge felt letter-t plastered across his grill.

And I'm still not locked up.

I asked a guy at work and he instantly replied, "TALL TEETH!"

I was raised exclusively on a diet of porn and snuff films.

Thay're makin movies about the stupid stuff I watched as a kid:
Fat Albert (Cosby Kids)
Astro Boy
Godzilla
Speed Racer...

...JFK

In the wake of Capt. Lou Albano's death, I have to give a shout out to the Super Mario Super Show. C'mon everybody, do the Mario!

TRAAAAAAANZORRRRRRRRRRRRRR ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!


His Frost-ing arms would blast off just below the elbow to nail evil robots.
What an inefficient weapon but so awesome.


Tranzor Z in the states.

And then... and then.. he had this girlfriend who also had a robot and... and... the robot's boobies were missiles and she would fire them at the bad guys but then your like damn now she has no tits but then she would reload more boobies and oh my gawwwd UHHHHHH! Unlimited boobies!




So at first he couldn't fly but then the mad, crazy, smart, scientist invented wings for him and then a sword. Holy progressive batman!

Sometimes my mom would fire up a lantern and do a little shadow hand puppet show on the wall for us.

The Littlest Hobo.

The original black and white movie and series, not that colourized abortion of a remake.

Cyco beat me to it.
When I heard the news I didn't know if I was about to cry, or swing my arms from side to side.
I ended up doing both.

Yay! The Littlest Hobo! But I liked both versions.

Also, for some reason this was going through my head the other day:

Marshall, Will and Holly
On a routine expedition,
Met the greeaaatest earthquake ever known...

I also loved Sigmund and the Sea Monsters. They had a Shellevision, and they always said "Shello" when they answered the Shellephone.

And, of course, H.R. Puf'n'Stuf. I was in love with Jimmy. (Give me a break, I was only six or seven. I know now he's gay.)

I also had a crush on Speed Racer. I guess I didn't understand the concept of cartoons not being real people.

I remember watching this show



Needless to say when Mario Canton came out of the closet my world was rocked.

Oh Whistler, you can't fool us. Hands weren't invented yet.

Mungchamp, if you didn't see that coming, I've got some land in Florida I'd like to speak to you about.....

How about The Magic Garden... with Carol, and Paula, and the Chuckle-Patch.

Heh... Yeah... That's not a tough visual, is it? I was going to ask whether Carol's or Paula's was the Chuckle-Patch, but I guess it just matters who's doing what when, right? I mean, am I right all you lesbian-hippie-chicks regularly reading ZUG?




I know I'm right.

I can't believe I left out "The Magic Box" in that whole thing.

Idiot.

That was the '70's, Gonzo, so I bet there was a lot of uncut brush in the chuckle patch, if you know what I mean.

LambChops...the chick made a living from Hand Puppets!!!

More weird crap you watched as a kid

My neighbors dog humping a sheep.
Aunt Alice getting drunk at christmas and puking on her potatoes.
The man down the street wearing no pants and gardening (he was over eighty).

I can't believe I left out "The Magic Box" in that whole thing.

Idiot.


Uhh, yeah, me too, considering that there is an over sized clit berating a little girl for her appearance.





CHIN UP LITTLE ONE! CHIN UP!

Did anyone ever watch the show, "It"? I think it was on PBS. We used to drive my mom crazy asking to watch it. "Mom, can we watch "It"? Can we? "It", mom, can we watch it?" She kept asking us what we wanted to watch and we kept answering "It".
It wasn't a very good show but torturing my mother was very good.

Fred Penner. He'd climb out of a tree trunk and play the guitar for a while, and then word bird would show up and Frost Shakespeare up.

Reading Rainbow!

Whyen I was a kid, Power Rangers was the big thing. It was kind of a ridiculous concept though after the first & second seasons.

1 - People get chosen to become power rangers and they fight some monsters. They get a robot.
2 - Monster is too strong! They almost lose, then get an upgrade, or another power ranger swoops in to save the day. Repeat this step
3 - Run out of ideas. Start a new season/series, and go back to step one. Make sure the concept is more ridiculous than the previous.

That is the worst is I think this show is STILL GOING, they just keep changing settings. Like "Power rangers time police" and "Power rangers in space" and Shakespeare.

Yeah, it's like Voltron+Ultraman = Why in the hell is this show still on?

Embedding is disabled, but this show is in-freaking-sane.

Good golly, Miss Molly!!