Lobster With Gravy and Stuffing 10,561 11
11/01/2009 09:17 AM

But not the Turkey-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. That would be bad.

Fill my Asshat with your stuffing 3,297 6
11/01/2009 01:16 PM

I know my Thanksgiving name will make EVERYONE hungry!

Phla really hates you. 115,026 19
11/01/2009 05:35 PM

Turkey-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

I'm pretty sure you didn't do that correctly. Hold on, let me check...

Nope. No, you did not do that correctly.

Pants 12,811 14 leaves a perfectly spiraled and steamy turd in the thread.
11/01/2009 05:55 PM

Stuff that in your turkey.

Whistler P. McManus 156,928 31
11/01/2009 06:24 PM

But not the Turkey-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.


Damn, I was just getting ready to have an argument on the air with a disc jockey at a third rate New England radio station.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 46,512 15
11/02/2009 08:32 AM

We've already had thanksgiving.

And it was delicious.

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 6,148 4
11/02/2009 10:30 AM

What do Canadians have to be thankful for? Only half the country is French? That's a hell of a way to see a half full glass.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 46,512 15
11/02/2009 12:07 PM

Quebec is not half the country. Where I live is largely french, but drive to Toronto 4 hours away, and nobody knows french.

Lord Blackadder 319 2
11/02/2009 01:14 PM

Quebec is not half the country

A good reason to give thanks.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 46,512 15
11/02/2009 01:31 PM

They do have some redeeming qualities. Poutine and easy women.

UnderCooked 82,602 40
11/02/2009 01:40 PM

I have no idea what to change my name to for Thanksgiving. I think I usually switch to UnderCooked & Watery Green Bean Casserole, but that strikes me as too long right now. Offer up some other ideas and I'll send you a picture of Chance's vagina. be really grateful.

Lord Blackadder 319 2
11/02/2009 01:51 PM

Poutine - with Ravos' "special" cheesey curd.

Pubah In Your Pudding 48,903 12
11/02/2009 03:50 PM

No one eats Lobster for Thanksgiving...

Pants 12,811 14
11/02/2009 05:52 PM

Pubah, Lobster is going to want that back.

Pubah In Your Pudding 48,903 12
11/02/2009 07:36 PM

Pubah trade for something more tasty...

Fill my Asshat with your stuffing 3,297 6
11/02/2009 10:40 PM

No one eats Lobster for Thanksgiving...

From what I've been told, she gets eaten every other day of the year, what's the difference?

A Cornucopia of Disco 2,729 6
11/03/2009 09:43 AM

Are you serving cranberry sauce or cranberry jelly?

UnderSpiced Rum 82,602 40
11/04/2009 06:33 AM

Yes, rum is a perfectly acceptable thing to drink on Thanksgiving. Especially if you have my family there.

dasypy gal 9,301 10 looking up with hands on hips
11/04/2009 09:06 AM

Fine. Another name change.

Since most of you regulars remember the confusion between my moniker 'Dasypygal', meaning "hairy butt", and the die hard GABber 'Daisy Pie', you'll remember my change to 'da sippee gal' (only to influence correct pronunciation).

For Halloween I was Hairy Kari gal.

For Thanksgiving I shall be 'Punkin' Hair Pie gal'.

When Christmas rolls around I will change my name again.


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What the hell should I do for New Years?

KChicken Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 68,855 24
11/04/2009 09:16 AM

As much as I less than three that song (and I really really do), I have a grudge with The Church (the band, not the religious authority) that I may hold until I die.

Warm Chance Buns. 170,012 12
11/06/2009 09:51 AM

KChicken? Really? Now everytime you post I'm gonna think youre Chickens? I'd really rather think of you!

KChicken Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 68,855 24
11/06/2009 10:13 AM

Well, give me alternatives!

Warm Chance Buns. 170,012 12
11/06/2009 10:18 AM

Kchiki Gravy & Mashed Tator...I'm sure people would rather eat Kchiki's Gravy over Chicken's old stale gravy any day.

I SAID IT!

KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 68,855 24
11/06/2009 10:23 AM

Just for you!

Warm Chance Buns. 170,012 12
11/06/2009 10:41 AM

Yay!

Pramable Lectern 63,618 27
11/06/2009 11:25 AM

Caucasian Guilt Day.

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 6,148 4
11/06/2009 03:29 PM

An old Indian Thanksgiving dinner prayer:



Thanks for nothing.

Pubah In Your Pudding 48,903 12
11/06/2009 04:42 PM

Is Punkin back...or did she never leave?