But not the Turkey-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. That would be bad.

I know my Thanksgiving name will make EVERYONE hungry!

Turkey-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

I'm pretty sure you didn't do that correctly. Hold on, let me check...

Nope. No, you did not do that correctly.

Stuff that in your turkey.

But not the Turkey-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.


Damn, I was just getting ready to have an argument on the air with a disc jockey at a third rate New England radio station.

We've already had thanksgiving.

And it was delicious.

What do Canadians have to be thankful for? Only half the country is French? That's a hell of a way to see a half full glass.

Quebec is not half the country. Where I live is largely french, but drive to Toronto 4 hours away, and nobody knows french.

Quebec is not half the country

A good reason to give thanks.

They do have some redeeming qualities. Poutine and easy women.

I have no idea what to change my name to for Thanksgiving. I think I usually switch to UnderCooked & Watery Green Bean Casserole, but that strikes me as too long right now. Offer up some other ideas and I'll send you a picture of Chance's vagina. be really grateful.

Poutine - with Ravos' "special" cheesey curd.

No one eats Lobster for Thanksgiving...

Pubah, Lobster is going to want that back.

Pubah trade for something more tasty...

No one eats Lobster for Thanksgiving...

From what I've been told, she gets eaten every other day of the year, what's the difference?

Are you serving cranberry sauce or cranberry jelly?

Yes, rum is a perfectly acceptable thing to drink on Thanksgiving. Especially if you have my family there.

Fine. Another name change.

Since most of you regulars remember the confusion between my moniker 'Dasypygal', meaning "hairy butt", and the die hard GABber 'Daisy Pie', you'll remember my change to 'da sippee gal' (only to influence correct pronunciation).

For Halloween I was Hairy Kari gal.

For Thanksgiving I shall be 'Punkin' Hair Pie gal'.

When Christmas rolls around I will change my name again.


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What the hell should I do for New Years?

As much as I less than three that song (and I really really do), I have a grudge with The Church (the band, not the religious authority) that I may hold until I die.

KChicken? Really? Now everytime you post I'm gonna think youre Chickens? I'd really rather think of you!

Well, give me alternatives!

Kchiki Gravy & Mashed Tator...I'm sure people would rather eat Kchiki's Gravy over Chicken's old stale gravy any day.

I SAID IT!

Just for you!

Yay!

Caucasian Guilt Day.

An old Indian Thanksgiving dinner prayer:



Thanks for nothing.

Is Punkin back...or did she never leave?