Lobster With Gravy and Stuffing 9,793 9
11/01/2009 07:17 PM

But not the Turkey-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. That would be bad.

Fill my Asshat with your stuffing 2,009 3
11/01/2009 11:16 PM

I know my Thanksgiving name will make EVERYONE hungry!

Phla really hates you. 103,185 13
11/02/2009 03:35 AM

Turkey-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

I'm pretty sure you didn't do that correctly. Hold on, let me check...

Nope. No, you did not do that correctly.

Pants 12,163 13 leaves a perfectly spiraled and steamy turd in the thread.
11/02/2009 03:55 AM

Stuff that in your turkey.

Whistler P. McManus 141,410 23
11/02/2009 04:24 AM

But not the Turkey-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.


Damn, I was just getting ready to have an argument on the air with a disc jockey at a third rate New England radio station.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 34,281 10
11/02/2009 06:32 PM

We've already had thanksgiving.

And it was delicious.

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,980 4
11/02/2009 08:30 PM

What do Canadians have to be thankful for? Only half the country is French? That's a hell of a way to see a half full glass.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 34,281 10
11/02/2009 10:07 PM

Quebec is not half the country. Where I live is largely french, but drive to Toronto 4 hours away, and nobody knows french.

Lord Blackadder 313 1
11/02/2009 11:14 PM

Quebec is not half the country

A good reason to give thanks.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 34,281 10
11/02/2009 11:31 PM

They do have some redeeming qualities. Poutine and easy women.

UnderCooked 72,820 16
11/02/2009 11:40 PM

I have no idea what to change my name to for Thanksgiving. I think I usually switch to UnderCooked & Watery Green Bean Casserole, but that strikes me as too long right now. Offer up some other ideas and I'll send you a picture of Chance's vagina. be really grateful.

Lord Blackadder 313 1
11/02/2009 11:51 PM

Poutine - with Ravos' "special" cheesey curd.

Pubah In Your Pudding 47,449 11
11/03/2009 01:50 AM

No one eats Lobster for Thanksgiving...

Pants 12,163 13
11/03/2009 03:52 AM

Pubah, Lobster is going to want that back.

Pubah In Your Pudding 47,449 11
11/03/2009 05:36 AM

Pubah trade for something more tasty...

Fill my Asshat with your stuffing 2,009 3
11/03/2009 08:40 AM

No one eats Lobster for Thanksgiving...

From what I've been told, she gets eaten every other day of the year, what's the difference?

A Cornucopia of Disco 2,237 5
11/03/2009 07:43 PM

Are you serving cranberry sauce or cranberry jelly?

UnderSpiced Rum 72,820 16
11/04/2009 04:33 PM

Yes, rum is a perfectly acceptable thing to drink on Thanksgiving. Especially if you have my family there.

dasypy gal 5,514 7 looking up with hands on hips
11/04/2009 07:06 PM

Fine. Another name change.

Since most of you regulars remember the confusion between my moniker 'Dasypygal', meaning "hairy butt", and the die hard GABber 'Daisy Pie', you'll remember my change to 'da sippee gal' (only to influence correct pronunciation).

For Halloween I was Hairy Kari gal.

For Thanksgiving I shall be 'Punkin' Hair Pie gal'.

When Christmas rolls around I will change my name again.


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What the hell should I do for New Years?

KChicken Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 50,416 11
11/04/2009 07:16 PM

As much as I less than three that song (and I really really do), I have a grudge with The Church (the band, not the religious authority) that I may hold until I die.

Warm Chance Buns. 168,208 11
11/06/2009 07:51 PM

KChicken? Really? Now everytime you post I'm gonna think youre Chickens? I'd really rather think of you!

KChicken Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 50,416 11
11/06/2009 08:13 PM

Well, give me alternatives!

Warm Chance Buns. 168,208 11
11/06/2009 08:18 PM

Kchiki Gravy & Mashed Tator...I'm sure people would rather eat Kchiki's Gravy over Chicken's old stale gravy any day.

I SAID IT!

KChiki's Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 50,416 11
11/06/2009 08:23 PM

Just for you!

Warm Chance Buns. 168,208 11
11/06/2009 08:41 PM

Yay!

Pramable Lectern 53,383 11
11/06/2009 09:25 PM

Caucasian Guilt Day.

A.C. with built in Horn of Plenty 5,980 4
11/07/2009 01:29 AM

An old Indian Thanksgiving dinner prayer:



Thanks for nothing.

Pubah In Your Pudding 47,449 11
11/07/2009 02:42 AM

Is Punkin back...or did she never leave?