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by Warm Chance Buns. | 11/01/2009 03:49 PM | 406 views
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Just found this post on craigslist:
your living in the past. vagina is so over rated. what has vagina ever done for us? sure maybe vagina was there a few times, and they were good times, but where is vagina now?
penis is the wave of the future, penis has the answers, penis will lead the way, and although you may have turned your back on penis- penis forgives you. who held your hand in the dark times?-penis, who stood up for justice when no one else would?-penis, who is going to save the day?- penis. oh noble penis, brave penis, mighty penis, penis of the stars and cosmos, penis of the odes of the warrior poets, penis of my dreams. Do dreams come true?- i know they do, me and you penis, we are going to make it happen!!!
Link: http://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/rnr/1446402276.html
Haha. Okay. I'm not quite sure what this person is ranting about but apparently he/she is a fan of the penis. For the record, my vagina HAS made dreams come true. Just sayin.
What is the weirdest thing you've seen on craigslist?
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Funny
5 votes
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Funny
6 votes
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Cyco A-Maize-ing Ivan
11/02/2009 12:09 PM
I don't know if this is a hoax or not, but it's pretty funny
The text of it reads:
"So this might seem strange and really offensive to some but hopefully someone will reply. I have always loved the scene in Empire Strikes Back where Chewbacca has to carry around a half reconstructed C3PO in a backpack because he hasn't reattached his lower body yet. For Halloween I would love to dress up like this. I am big enough and strong enough to both pull off the Chewbacca look and to carry around a lot of weight for the night. So basically I am looking for a double amputee (somebody missing both legs - preferably at the hip) to accompany me as C3PO for the evening. We should probably meet ahead of time so that we can work out the backpack/harness system. There are a few parties that I want to hit and I think we will be the hit of any event we attend. Anyone up for this?"
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0 votes
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Reverend Dave 'Hell' Rodriguez
11/02/2009 03:58 PM
Short on time, but I love the attack kitten post. Go google it, no time to link.
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Funny
2 votes
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Warm Chance Buns.
11/02/2009 10:56 PM
Haha Foye, do you have that in your favorites? I just reread that and it was more pornographic than I remember! We were big hornballs back in the day huh?
So, had any good dreams lately?
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Hilarious
3 votes
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TheFoye
11/03/2009 12:10 AM
No, it's not in my favorites, I just knew that everybody with a penis (and some without) clicked that so it would be in your top funniest posts.
As far as dreams, my PTSD gives me a lot of violent dreams, some sexual most not. That and I have problems sleeping so I take certain things to help me sleep so I usually don't remember my dreams.
I do kinda remember a dream I had a few weeks ago where I was Frost-ing a woman when somebody tried to sneak into my room to kill me so I made the woman make noises while I hid behind the door and I cut his spine in half when he came in the room. I can't really remember what happened next, but I do remember being pissed off that I didn't get a chance to finish Frost-ing her.
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Funny
1 votes
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A Cornucopia of Disco
11/03/2009 03:17 PM
Chance, I was not on GAB when that was written but rest assured that I have now retroactively creamed my jeans clickied you.
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