You look like you have Chinese Zachary disease.


Your face look Zachary like your ass.

A few of my exes have use this one.




"Awww, isn't that cute; it almost looks like a penis."

An ex-girlfriend once wished for me to be raped by a syphlitic bear.

I don't even know if she meant a woodland animal or a large hairy gay man.

May the fleas of a thousand sweathogs nest in your bunghole

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

Nope, not a one.

I call FAT DAUGHTER!!!

You are the fool that Mr T has no pity for.

"Your aging parents still have sex... When they can remember eachother"

Your mother-in-law said to your wife...
"since your father and I are divorced, we had crazy old wrinkly sex last night in your guest room and your husband herd us and tried to give me Shakespeare about it the next morning at the breakfast table right infront of you."

......am I doing it right??

You are all living up to the high standards of this place.

That's disgusting. I'm now nauseus and I can't eat lunch.

"You're the pig that started the Swine Flu."

"I wouldn't Frost you if you were Mexican and I was the gov't."

Awwww, she looks just like you!

A few friends of mine and I were coming back from St. George Island last August in 2 separate cars and as we entered the 5th hour of driving boredom started to set in resulting in the following series of text messages sent between the two cars.


Mike (9/5):Yo mama's fat and ur sister's ugly.

ME (9/5):Your Father doubles up on the bibs because he drools so much.

Mike (9/5):Ur sister has cream cheese between her legs.

Me (9/5):I know, she says you get chunky milk mustaches after you go down on her.

Mike (9/5):I bring a loaf of bread with me.

Me (9/5):The word on the street is that your mother uses her distended uterus to holdup her socks.

Mike (9/5):Dick.

I'm offended that you live in the same zip code and by the way, your eye makeup is tacky.

Well you're about as sharp as a bowling ball, arn't ya.

Dumb as a box of rocks

Sharp as the leading edge of a bowling ball

Cute as a Pony's ass

Pramable Lectern 11/03/2009 01:04 PM I'm now nauseus and I can't eat lunch.

Don't be so hard on yourself. You're not always nauseating.

It takes Pubah two hours to watch "60 Minutes".

Dasypy pumpkin cum hair gel gal Frost-

Have mug, courtesy me!

*throws it at her head*

You can put this on the mug:

1. bucket Carroll

A wide vagina, most likely from excessive penetration.

Awww, Pram. Don't feel bad because I happen to use The Queen's English opposed to the "Urban" dictionary.

I'm just old school and crack up everytime one of you youngin's say that you feel nawshus.

My usual reply:

Yes.
You are.

*Getting ready for bed*

My husband to me:

"You been fishin' today?"

lolz

Your crotch lice ate my head lice...while I was "down there".