TheFoye 53,734 10
11/02/2009 07:22 AM

You look like you have Chinese Zachary disease.


Your face look Zachary like your ass.

Pants 12,163 13
11/02/2009 07:45 AM

A few of my exes have use this one.




"Awww, isn't that cute; it almost looks like a penis."

Disco Bob 2,239 5
11/02/2009 06:14 PM

An ex-girlfriend once wished for me to be raped by a syphlitic bear.

I don't even know if she meant a woodland animal or a large hairy gay man.

Pubah Is Thankful 47,451 11
11/03/2009 01:48 AM

May the fleas of a thousand sweathogs nest in your bunghole

MungChamp 22,632 16
11/03/2009 02:01 AM

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

Warm Chance Buns. 168,248 11
11/03/2009 02:25 AM

Nope, not a one.

Pubah In Your Pudding 47,451 11 Points at Chance
11/03/2009 02:40 AM

I call FAT DAUGHTER!!!

Lord Blackadder 313 1
11/03/2009 03:10 AM

You are the fool that Mr T has no pity for.

Pramable Lectern 53,493 11
11/03/2009 05:29 PM

"Your aging parents still have sex... When they can remember eachother"

Porterhouse the Decaying-Jumbledgut 444 1
11/03/2009 10:25 PM

Your mother-in-law said to your wife...
"since your father and I are divorced, we had crazy old wrinkly sex last night in your guest room and your husband herd us and tried to give me Shakespeare about it the next morning at the breakfast table right infront of you."

......am I doing it right??

Dogs Akimbo 158,693 11
11/03/2009 11:02 PM

You are all living up to the high standards of this place.

Pramable Lectern 53,493 11
11/03/2009 11:04 PM

That's disgusting. I'm now nauseus and I can't eat lunch.

The High Priestess 48,964 13
11/04/2009 01:43 AM

"You're the pig that started the Swine Flu."

Piquantrax Pie and Football 907 4
11/04/2009 02:40 AM

"I wouldn't Frost you if you were Mexican and I was the gov't."

Cyco A-Maize-ing Ivan 9,060 6
11/04/2009 03:02 AM

Awwww, she looks just like you!

Pants 12,163 13
11/04/2009 03:31 AM

A few friends of mine and I were coming back from St. George Island last August in 2 separate cars and as we entered the 5th hour of driving boredom started to set in resulting in the following series of text messages sent between the two cars.


Mike (9/5):Yo mama's fat and ur sister's ugly.

ME (9/5):Your Father doubles up on the bibs because he drools so much.

Mike (9/5):Ur sister has cream cheese between her legs.

Me (9/5):I know, she says you get chunky milk mustaches after you go down on her.

Mike (9/5):I bring a loaf of bread with me.

Me (9/5):The word on the street is that your mother uses her distended uterus to holdup her socks.

Mike (9/5):Dick.

cakes and ale 2,137 4
11/04/2009 05:00 AM

I'm offended that you live in the same zip code and by the way, your eye makeup is tacky.

Manhole 7,854 8
11/04/2009 06:42 AM

Well you're about as sharp as a bowling ball, arn't ya.

Pubah In Your Pudding 47,451 11
11/04/2009 07:51 AM

Dumb as a box of rocks

Sharp as the leading edge of a bowling ball

Cute as a Pony's ass

dasypy gal 5,591 7
11/04/2009 10:25 AM

Pramable Lectern
11/03/2009 01:04 PM
I'm now nauseus and I can't eat lunch.



Don't be so hard on yourself. You're not always nauseating.

Manhole 7,854 8
11/04/2009 04:04 PM

It takes Pubah two hours to watch "60 Minutes".

Pramable Lectern 53,493 11
11/05/2009 03:54 AM

Dasypy pumpkin cum hair gel gal Frost-

Have mug, courtesy me!

*throws it at her head*

Pramable Lectern 53,493 11
11/05/2009 04:10 AM

You can put this on the mug:

1. bucket Carroll

A wide vagina, most likely from excessive penetration.

Pumpkin' hair pie gal 5,591 7
11/05/2009 06:21 PM

Awww, Pram. Don't feel bad because I happen to use The Queen's English opposed to the "Urban" dictionary.

I'm just old school and crack up everytime one of you youngin's say that you feel nawshus.

My usual reply:

Yes.
You are.

Pumpkin' hair pie gal 5,591 7
11/05/2009 06:35 PM

*Getting ready for bed*

My husband to me:

"You been fishin' today?"

Lobster With Gravy and Stuffing 9,801 9
11/05/2009 09:50 PM

lolz

Pubah In Your Pudding 47,451 11
11/07/2009 02:49 AM

Your crotch lice ate my head lice...while I was "down there".