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Best Halloween Prank Ever
A comedy article by John Hargrave 128,123 71
11/03/2009 04:06 PM 3602 views
And by "best," I mean "easiest."

All you need is a rake, and some patience.





Next Halloween, I'm guessing those teenagers will LEAF me alone. DO YOU HEAR ME! I AM A MASTER OF PUNS!!!

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Best Halloween Prank Ever

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(Funniest: Pants,Lord Blackadder,Analog)


Funny 5 votes 3.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848196
Lord Blackadder 325 4
11/03/2009 04:39 PM

Nice one John!!!

Next Hallowe'en I guess those pesky kids will be kicking the Shakespeare out of your leaf piles.
 

Funny 10 votes 3.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848204
Pants 14,213 17
11/03/2009 05:47 PM

Those kids wouldn't have been half as scared if you were in a costume.


I know that I'd be terrified if some casually dressed creepy looking guy with a porn stache jumped out of some leaves with his arms extended as though he wanted a hug.




"HEEEY! Where are you going? Uncle Rusty just wants to give you a hug and maybe motorboat you."
 

Chuckleworthy 3 votes 2.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848223
Analog 9,387 18
11/03/2009 09:02 PM

How long did you wait in the leaves? Any creepy crawlers down the pants?










The "You better run, it's 7 o'clock" was pretty funny though!!!
 

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Yuoaman 123 6
11/04/2009 10:02 AM

I'm thinking next year they might just torch any and all piles of leaves they find... that's what I'd do, at least.
 

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A hunk o' burning Ravos 62,361 20
11/04/2009 10:20 AM

I think Shell's demon farting was a pretty good prank.
 

Amusing 2 votes 1.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848269
Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
11/04/2009 11:57 AM

Those were no teenagers. I've met Sir John. He's about 4 foot eleven. I'd say the girls were seven or eight years old, tops.
 

Amusing 3 votes 1.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1848270
Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
11/04/2009 11:58 AM

the girls were seven or eight years old, tops.


So, John - did you get any of their phone numbers?
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