BillSalamie 65,904 8
11/05/2009 01:08 AM

I bought my son Stratego the other day. All the cool little military guys are gone, and they've been replaced by crummy wizards and dwarves and dragons. No bombs. What good is it if there's no bombs?

Bean 4,405 12
11/05/2009 01:21 AM

Evony is my boss's latest video game addiction. I signed up to see what all the fuss is about, but haven't signed on since because I have no time to sit and figure everything out, so I am sure that all the neighboring villages probably raid my little supply stash daily.

KChicken Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 50,204 11
11/05/2009 01:23 AM

Yeah, I don't even have time for Kingdom of Loathing anymore, and THAT was quite an addiction for a while.

::twitch::

Reverend Davie gravy Rodriguez 2,330 0
11/05/2009 01:34 AM

I am addicted to Evony. I lost interest in KoL about 4 years ago when I lost my password and jick refused to give it to me again on a player with several hundred million meat. Frost Jick, that greedy bastard. I want to go to his PO Box in Phoenix and wait for him to kick his ass. Trying to get me to spend money to rebuild a few years worth of work.
Froster.

A Cornucopia of Disco 2,121 5 doesn't read thread
11/05/2009 01:42 AM

Evony, what a great new word Kchiki it must be a combination of ebony and ivory. I'll use it in a sentence.

We live in a historical time with Barack Obama as the United States first Evony president.

KChicken Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 50,204 11
11/05/2009 01:44 AM

FATE is pretty good AND they give you a pet that kicks monster-ass!

Ahh, I still remember playing Heroes of Might & Magic. The good old days!

Dogs Akimbo 158,255 11
11/05/2009 08:34 AM

Evony sucks. Ibory is where it's at.

Dead Jeeni 10,973 10
11/05/2009 10:02 AM

Kingdom of Loathing isn't addicting at all. I can quit any time I want.

Oh, nevermind. I have nothing to add here.

Frogpop 155,111 12
11/05/2009 02:14 PM

I'm playing this at home and this at work.

Randall Cleveland 43,802 9
11/05/2009 04:54 PM

I caved and started an Evony account. It reminds me of Age of Empires, minus the fighting, because it's so tedious to build yourself up to anything respectable that I can't even win a fight against an empty field right now.

Luckily I have a wife with a crippling Catan addiction, so I get my nerd fix either way.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 33,617 9
11/05/2009 05:27 PM

I tried Evony and was addicted for a month or so, but once it started taking over 24 hours to do an upgrade, it began to get to be too boring for me.

KChicken Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 50,204 11
11/05/2009 05:33 PM

Thanks, Frogpop. I feel a new addiction coming on!

Cyco A-Maize-ing Ivan 8,404 6
11/05/2009 05:38 PM

Evony sucks. Ibory is where it's at.

I believe Bill Clinton was the first ibory president.

Ali the Undead Legend 729 5
11/05/2009 08:56 PM

I see the ads all the time but never go on it.

(And yes, messageboard-style post is messageboard-style)

KChicken Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 50,204 11
11/05/2009 10:48 PM

Goddammit, now I'm playing both Evony and Ikariam. Frosters.

Madness 1,344 5
11/06/2009 02:37 AM

This sort of thing is a slippery slope.
First it's Evony, then it's D&D...
Then, before you know it, you're wearing a garbage bag cape and chasing your best friend around your back yard throwing pencils at him screaming "LIGHTNING BOLT!"

KChicken Gravy & Mashed 'Tatoes! 50,204 11
11/06/2009 05:15 PM

I've already been through the D&D phase.

A hunk o' burning Ravos 33,617 9
11/06/2009 05:23 PM

I've already been through the "LIGHTNING BOLT" phase.

UnderSpiced Rum 72,711 15 in a singsong voice
11/07/2009 05:59 AM

Ravos & KChicka, sittin' in a tree,
Look at them playing D&D.

TheFoye 53,734 10
11/07/2009 06:23 AM

Evony and Ibory? Is that like a Chinese/Japanese thing instead of the black/white version.

Shemp loves Evil Guz 16,317 9
11/07/2009 08:14 AM

When is the last time any of you seen the sun?

Or a memeber of the oppisite sex naked? (internet porn dont count)

Dogs Akimbo 158,255 11
11/07/2009 08:31 AM

internet porn dont count

Sure it does. Pay attention.

Shemp loves Evil Guz 16,317 9
11/08/2009 10:02 AM

You low-down-dirty-sons-of-bitches got me playing Evony now.

Since last night, I've easily have wasted 15 hours on this lame ass game.

It cost cents to talk?

WTF?

People spend money on this?



And worse yet, I had some Britons show up at my front gate, banging two halves of a coconut together. Asking me to go on some sort of silly quest. Of course I taunted them and sent them away. So-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.