Lord Blackadder 313 1
11/05/2009 03:59 AM

Someone's been eating corn.

MungChamp 22,632 16
11/05/2009 04:35 AM

Should I leave the $200 on the nightstand Mrs. Rodriguez?

Pants 12,163 13
11/05/2009 05:43 AM

"Am I in yet?"

Randall Cleveland 43,809 9
11/05/2009 07:11 AM

"I keep telling you: there is no wrong hole."

Thud 53,122 10
11/05/2009 07:19 AM

"Well, at least one hole is tight."

Reverend Davie gravy Rodriguez 2,330 0
11/05/2009 07:50 AM

Should I leave the $200 on the nightstand Mrs. Rodriguez?

$200? Oh man, that bitch better bring me the rest of my money.

Frogpop 155,669 12
11/05/2009 02:13 PM

I'm playing this at home and this at work.

Frogpop 155,669 12
11/05/2009 02:14 PM

What? That would be a stupid thing to say.

UnderSpiced Rum 72,859 16
11/05/2009 04:38 PM

I keep hearing that I can trade anal for fabulous prizes, but I've been doing it for years and all I've gotten is a T-shirt. I sure as hell haven't received $200.

Pumpkin' hair pie gal 5,595 7
11/05/2009 07:11 PM

I've been recycling since...forever. After years of toting heavy glass bottles to the curb, I asked my husband, "Why don't we just get it in the can?"




Well, Joe just reminded me about our switch.

I think my O-ring is broken.

Whistler P. McManus 141,599 23
11/05/2009 07:11 PM

"I love Scott Baio!"

Madness 1,404 5
11/06/2009 02:46 AM

"Oh...oh god...your ass doesn't get periods too, does it?"

Pramable Lectern 53,493 11
11/06/2009 08:35 AM

"ARE WE THERE YET?"

Clatto Verata Shempto 16,478 9
11/06/2009 10:07 AM

"Do you smell something funny?"

Clatto Verata Shempto 16,478 9
11/06/2009 10:08 AM

"This always reminds me of your mother."

Pramable Lectern 53,493 11
11/06/2009 10:18 AM

"I forgot our safe word".

Chit 163,898 10
11/06/2009 11:28 AM

Hey! You got chocolate in my peanut butter!

Lorenzo Duke 3,049 6
11/06/2009 12:42 PM

"Now stop complaining I never bring you anything home from Taco Bell".

A hunk o' burning Ravos 34,385 10
11/06/2009 05:47 PM

"Do you smell something funny?"

CLOWNS!