Lord Blackadder 325 4
11/04/2009 05:59 PM

Someone's been eating corn.

MungChamp 35,886 35
11/04/2009 06:35 PM

Should I leave the $200 on the nightstand Mrs. Rodriguez?

Pants 14,213 17
11/04/2009 07:43 PM

"Am I in yet?"

Randall Cleveland 49,000 13
11/04/2009 09:11 PM

"I keep telling you: there is no wrong hole."

Thud 66,695 17
11/04/2009 09:19 PM

"Well, at least one hole is tight."

Reverend Davie gravy Rodriguez 2,413 0
11/04/2009 09:50 PM

Should I leave the $200 on the nightstand Mrs. Rodriguez?

$200? Oh man, that bitch better bring me the rest of my money.

Frogpop 173,113 25
11/05/2009 04:13 AM

I'm playing this at home and this at work.

Frogpop 173,113 25
11/05/2009 04:14 AM

What? That would be a stupid thing to say.

UnderSpiced Rum 99,723 76
11/05/2009 06:38 AM

I keep hearing that I can trade anal for fabulous prizes, but I've been doing it for years and all I've gotten is a T-shirt. I sure as hell haven't received $200.

Pumpkin' hair pie gal 12,075 15
11/05/2009 09:11 AM

I've been recycling since...forever. After years of toting heavy glass bottles to the curb, I asked my husband, "Why don't we just get it in the can?"




Well, Joe just reminded me about our switch.

I think my O-ring is broken.

Whistler P. McManus 183,262 42
11/05/2009 09:11 AM

"I love Scott Baio!"

Madness 4,360 10
11/05/2009 04:46 PM

"Oh...oh god...your ass doesn't get periods too, does it?"

Pramable Lectern 78,171 40
11/05/2009 10:35 PM

"ARE WE THERE YET?"

Clatto Verata Shempto 22,212 16
11/06/2009 12:07 AM

"Do you smell something funny?"

Clatto Verata Shempto 22,212 16
11/06/2009 12:08 AM

"This always reminds me of your mother."

Pramable Lectern 78,171 40
11/06/2009 12:18 AM

"I forgot our safe word".

Chit 178,088 15
11/06/2009 01:28 AM

Hey! You got chocolate in my peanut butter!

Lorenzo Duke 3,100 11
11/06/2009 02:42 AM

"Now stop complaining I never bring you anything home from Taco Bell".

A hunk o' burning Ravos 62,361 20
11/06/2009 07:47 AM

"Do you smell something funny?"

CLOWNS!