Torturing Your Co-workers
An idea challenge
by Pants  14,218  17
11/04/2009 07:25 PM 511 views
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Torturing co-workers is an evil art that most of us thoroughly enjoy.
About 30 minutes ago I heard this horrible rattling sound that I thought was in our office. As I look around at all the air ducts trying to find the source, I hear an explosion just outside my window. I rush outside to see our 1998 Toyota Sienna minivan spewing smoke into the air with our customer service rep., Bob, standing next to it.
We use to refer to this little gem as "The Toyota Turd."
Realizing that there was nothing that could be done until the morning I start to give the C.S. rep Shakespeare.
Me: "What in the Frost did you do?"
Bob: "Nothing man. It was making a little noise and started to smoke when I was on 17th so I decided to bring it back."
Me: "Oh, you mean instead of parking it on the side of the road and waiting for assistance you decided to drive it 4 miles back to the office?"
Bob: "This is not my fault! How was I suppose to know it was going to do this Shakespeare?"
Me: "Well, if my car started to make noise and smoke I sure as Frost wouldn't decide to drive it 4 more miles while hoping for the best."
At this point he starts to pace and another co-worker, Patrick, comes out to investigate.
Right off the bat Patrick says "So what'd you do Bob? This is just great; now I'm not going to get my Christmas bonus."
This really sends Bob into a tither and his pacing into overdrive.
I rush back inside the office and ask Tung, a middle aged Vietnamese woman, to tell Bob to come over to her and ask him a pretty simple question.
After she agrees, I run back to my desk. Within moments Patrick and Bob come in and I hear "BWAB, COME HEEYAH!" echo through the building followed by "BWAB, WHY YOU BRO UP CAH?"
Now your turn.
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Hilarious
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Side-splitting
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TheFoye 55,700  15
11/04/2009 07:27 PM
I scare the Shakespeare out of my coworkers by giving them funny looks and whispering "kill kill kill" to myself.
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Funny
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Lord Blackadder 325 4
11/04/2009 07:45 PM
I would just turn up for work.
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Chuckleworthy
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Thud 66,695 17
11/04/2009 07:50 PM
Foye, I thought that was standard training in your outfit.
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Funny
3 votes
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TheFoye 55,700 15
11/04/2009 08:01 PM
Common misconception, we are trained to kill and not talk about it.
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Side-splitting
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Madness 4,360 10
11/05/2009 04:44 PM
If it was a particular frustrating day at work, I would always threaten to devour my coworkers souls.
Once they made me a nice "Please feel better soon so you won't eat our souls" card.
It was pretty heartwarming.
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